Asshole Behind Thongs showcase the flaw in thongs, which is the win for perverts who like looking at assholes that are barely covered by thongs, which I’ll assume is everywhere last motherfucker out there….It’s a one man’s trash is another man’s asshole behind a thong, because really, as a panty the thong is fucking trash….at least for the core purpose of my underwear, which is keeping my asshole off my crusty old stained sweatpants….you can’t dress like a cowboy everyday no matter how much we identify as a cowboy..

As far as I’m concerned, it’s a soft sell approach to getting a girl to show you her asshole, like a negotiating tactic where we all know we’re there to see the asshole, but we collectively play modest and pretend it’s the thong..

“put on a thong, take a pic of it, no bend a little more, I want to see how much of a thong the thong is”…..you know to see the asshole peeking back at me like a scared raccoon caught late night in your trash….yes that was a weird analogy for a raccoon…ANALogy…KILL ME NOW…

It is the WINDOW to the soul…LICK IT UP.

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