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2022

12

May

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

The most important thing to ask yourself about asshole behind thong is whether the thong is too small to cover the asshole, or whether the asshole is too big to be covered by a thong that would traditionally cover the average sized asshole, as you’d imagine they’d do market research on this to find the sweet spot in thong width to give the most coverage on an asshole. It’d be a research job I wish I was involved in, since I love assholes, they are the window to the fucking soul and the confirmation that you’re getting the full picture of a bitches nakedness…..I guess I should have done math and sciences, so that I could be out there measuring assholes, which I pretty much already do..but without any of the tools…MY TONGUE IS MY RULER…..

TRUST THE SCIENCE…

THAT MEANS IT IS WORKING…

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