The thong is a failed panty that got so much hype because we were all used to panties so big we couldn’t believe they weren’t categorized as a shirt pant, you know the granny panty that you needed a granny ass in a diaper to fill….

I guess people were just so excited on the trend of scaling back the fabric on panty so that you can see more ass, because it’s always about seeing more ass….that they didn’t looking into functionality.

It’s one of those things where if we’re trending in the direction of seeing more ass, and more and more women, both whores and professional, which I guess are the same thing since whore is a profession, but I mean serious professions not shoving cock in you for money….you know the normies who adopted the thong, like the bikini wax, like the yoga pant, like the sexting, like the selling nudes, like the fucking on camera for your only fans…it’s been a process….

But yeah, when it all goes down, you’re too busy jerking off to it to realize that “shit, the thong is totally flawed when it comes to shit”…and I know what you’re thinking “girls don’t shit”….which I am totally on board with, so the asshole that’s peeking from the thong is strictly there to stick things in, so maybe that window to the soul, the panty that allows you to feel clothed while “red eye” mooning your puckered star, isn’t all that ineffective, poorly designed, at all.

I mean, looks good to me.

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