Never too late for an Asshole poking out from beind a thong, like the creepy old guy who snuck his way onto a soroity house’s fire escape when heard they were having an orgy, you know modern times call for modern sex parties that compare with the latest porn scene they are trying to compete with!

I knew when I saw that episode of Oprah 20 years ago about how teens are tossing salad that 20 years from that point, we’d end up in a weird place where girls shame each other for not getting paid to fuck, like if you’re not a prostitute, you’re an idiot, which some would argue is the opposite of truth, but I guess they’ve never found a happy hooker who loves what she does, maybe because some of us are on a budget and the closest thing to being a sugar daddy we’ve been, has been paying a homeless crackhead 10 dollars to lick our ass but without lip contact because of the sores!

We can’t all be high class competing with the Kardashians or some shit!

Point is the asshole is an inefficient panty, but clearly their inefficiency is also their strength, so when someone calls you a retard, a failure, a loser they are scared of, realize you are the thong and they just aren’t seeing the asshole peaking out to say “Hi, I’m here and what you ACTUALLY want”, if you know what I mean and I don’t!

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What’s the first song that comes to mind when you bust a nut, and it can’t be the THONG SONG?

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Every week we do a deep journalistic dig into THONGS and how ineffective they are at covering assholes, the window to the soul.

Every week we discover just how ineffective they are at being a panty, since you’d likely want it to cover your asshole, seeing as that’s the whole point of underwear, to catch your asshole juice so you can wear your pants for months without washing them, unless that’s just a guy thing…….or a homeless guy thing.

Either way, as each week goes by and we see more consumers posting their testimonials of just how shitty thongs can be, even though we all know they can get way shittier, we start to realize that maybe the girls showing asshole like the thong for its ability to show the asshole.

Shocking……..

Let’s do this again next week!

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Just think of all the parasites you can get eating all this ass, I mean enough parasites to make a gay guy full of parasites blush, since the asshole, which I consider the window to the soul, is a dirty shit filled place and people are relatively disgusting and never get de-wormed like a dog, so instead they just pass their parasites along, eventually having so many parasites that the parasites control what foods they eat, even how they feel, because the parasites want to survive man, they want to THRIVE and they need a host body to do that.

LOTS of fucking parasites…….

The reason I call the asshole the window to the soul is simple, I’ve said it before but when sexting a girl, getting the asshole and pussy shot from behind is the coveted, YOU HAVE SEEN IT ALL, now get her to stick things in her ass, like you’re a masterful director creating art, they call you HITCHCOCK, because you know what you want to see out of these girls who for some reason are rooked into your charming words, so much that they send you the nudes they took for other dudes, cuz you aren’t directed shit, you’re cock is basically HITCHHIKING through the sex, YOU AIN’T GOT A CAR OF YOUR OWN, but you can still call yourself HITCHCOCK…..it applies.

The thong, a useless panty, since you can just not wear panties to avoid the visible panty line……but effective in letting us see all the asshole they barely cover while pretending to be a panty……and here’s a bunch of em!

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Thongs are great at one thing – showing asshole without a girl having to feel like a slut who has to get naked to show said asshole – just straight up window to the soul buttholes peeking out around a panty so that they can post it on instagram for all to see when promoting the nudes they are selling…it’s basically what breast feeding does for tits…FREE THE NIPPLE as long as you have someone latching onto one of the tits…then it’s SFW natural..but for buttholes…which some could argue are better than tits because they are the orifice that we can all unite over…since everyone has it…which I guess would outrage the woke with “Ablism” because a percentage of cancer survivors, birth defects and other colon issues from infection to disease…get their assholes sewed up….but even they like jerking off to asshole in a “oh wouldn’t it be nice to have one of those” kinda of way….you know STOMA bag wearers MAY be more into anal sex than a twink in a gay bath house covered in Monkey Pox because of his lack of asshole….so THERE…not “ablism” at all….there is such thing as grey areas…..like not all retards cry when you say “last night was retarded because I ate some pussy that left a shit stain on my bed…..because she was in a thong and it is not very good at covering asshole…NOT ALWAYS A GOOD THING”…..

Wow. That was a weird post, I bet it’s hard to read.

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Since the asshole is the window to the soul, wearing an underwear style that gets in the way of showing that window and letting people see through it, to your soul, would be crazy…..the only underwear that would make sense is a thong, so that you get basic asshole coverage in case of a leak or spill, but also a quick release in the event you need to show people that you’re a human who still has a soul…..

It’s the non-slutty way to show asshole, one that moms can adopt when trying to show their sons their souls…..because it’s totally non sexual, THEY ARE CLOTHED, you perverts.

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I don’t know who made the thong mainstream, but I’ll assume a lot of brands will want to take credit for it, since they made billions of dollars off the thong, all thanks to anticipating that the everyday chick wants to feel trashy and sexy like she shops at a sex shop, buying yeast infection inducing panties for her wild and crazy sex life, but they don’t want to actually be that trashy…so package it up and put it in the mall, or the high end boutique….forgetting that the thong doesn’t even cover the asshole so it’s a totally ineffective panty for your day to day and the only reason to wear it is because you’re a trashy whore, no matter how hard they pretend that you’re not.

I figure, if you can make billions selling basic minded women sexiness they can afford, while throwing in some features, of lack of features, like a drip pan not being enough to catch your asshole discharge, you’ve pretty much proven that society is filled with a bunch of dumb consumers….who like to be jerked off to…

Which is really why I’m here, fuck logic, just post the damn nudes, or the damn panty shots that show the asshole, since it’s the WINDOW TO YOUR SOUL….I can’t stress that enough.

The hype around the thong may be fake and gay….but the girls in the thongs are real and jerking off to them is not gay…..assuming their assholes weren’t born with a cock….which YOU can’t assume in this era….because humanity is IMPLODING….and the thong is just one good example of that….

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Was the THONG SONG propaganda paid for by the EVIL Panty Consortium, designed to brash wash the general population, while the powers that be sat in their mansions at laughed, basically creating a whole new viral and trendy category of underwear, while shaming a traditional panty by making it seem old….calling it things like GRANNY PANTY, or MOM PANTS, or PERIOD PANTS…..

Because after the last 2-3 years of my GREAT AWAKENING, I’ve decided that everything is a conspiracy designed by the rich to keep them rich, to make them richer, to disenfranchise the normies. to keep them cosuming, buying shit they don’t need, replacing perfectly good products, with new crap…OUT WITH THE OLD, IN WITH THE NEW….as they destroy the planet they pretend to care about, at least now, becaus that’s a whole new PROPAGANDA to push GAS cars out, bring EV in, while keeping the same people MAKING all that money because EV needs infrastructure and EV is owned by all the same players

The point is, the THONG is a far inferior panty for the sake of what a panty is used for…..it hardly covers the asshole by design….to not have a panty line, instead of just not wearing panties, because I guess her pussy is a DRIPPY one, that may need perfume sprays on those FISHY FRIDAYS…..yet, ladies ran to the thong like it was the only option…but like granny always said, if you can see the asshole behind the panty, we’re better off…..not necessarily the pants covered in shit juice that the thong could’t absorb….but the motherfuckers looking at the panties, like you and me….

The asshole is the WINDOW TO THE SOUL, and like all WINDOWS, THE GATEWAY TO THE SOUL, WHEN YOU LOSE YOUR KEYS or are committing a break and enter.

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Thongs make for great underwear to wear at a broom up your ass sports team hazing, you know so that the asshole can be spotted with ease, and if you’ve ever been raped by a broomstick in a locker room, you’ll know that resisting is futile…and making things as easy as possible will probably save you from some internal organ damage….

Not that you should be thinking about BROOM RAPE when you look at these girls who have underwear so skimpy that it doesn’t cover any of their giant assholes, just letting them air out their assholes, free dripping in a why even wear underwear anyway…because the only time it makes sense is when you’re on your period.

Are all these girls on their period, or are they confused and indoctrinated in the whole underwear wearing thing…

I mean, I don’t think I”ve ever met a girl who wears underwear unless it is for special occassions or their period but when it comes to the internet, you need outfits to keep things interesting I guess…..and when it comes to getting nudes out of girls, a straight asshole shot can throw them off and make them feel slutty, while a thong pic with visible asshole makes them feel less vulnerable, so whatever it takes so long as we get to see asshole, I’ll call it a win…..for the TEAM….without any broom in asshole hazing…

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Since girls don’t shit according to everything I’ve ever been told about girls when they go to the bathroom….. except for my wife when she makes me clean up after her very abusive, disgusting, disturbing bathroom experiences but she’s hardly a girl…

But yeah, since girls don’t shit, at least the girls I want to fuck, the whole thong not covering the dirty post-shit asshole to protect the pants, and the people around them from the shit smells, like underwear is supposed to do is totally fine….

Since the asshole, on girls I want to fuck is a sexual orifice I want in my mouth, the thong just makes that asshole more accessible, which is what you want, whether you believe the asshole is the window to the soul or not….

So here are some girls showing asshole in the most modest way possible, because they still got their panties on…..respectable behavior requires respectable staring at the asshole behind thong…

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