I don’t know who made the thong mainstream, but I’ll assume a lot of brands will want to take credit for it, since they made billions of dollars off the thong, all thanks to anticipating that the everyday chick wants to feel trashy and sexy like she shops at a sex shop, buying yeast infection inducing panties for her wild and crazy sex life, but they don’t want to actually be that trashy…so package it up and put it in the mall, or the high end boutique….forgetting that the thong doesn’t even cover the asshole so it’s a totally ineffective panty for your day to day and the only reason to wear it is because you’re a trashy whore, no matter how hard they pretend that you’re not.

I figure, if you can make billions selling basic minded women sexiness they can afford, while throwing in some features, of lack of features, like a drip pan not being enough to catch your asshole discharge, you’ve pretty much proven that society is filled with a bunch of dumb consumers….who like to be jerked off to…

Which is really why I’m here, fuck logic, just post the damn nudes, or the damn panty shots that show the asshole, since it’s the WINDOW TO YOUR SOUL….I can’t stress that enough.

The hype around the thong may be fake and gay….but the girls in the thongs are real and jerking off to them is not gay…..assuming their assholes weren’t born with a cock….which YOU can’t assume in this era….because humanity is IMPLODING….and the thong is just one good example of that….

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