It’s safe to say that the recently married J.Lo is not going to give up anytime soon..because despite being old as shit, she still pretends she’s still in her 20s, even marrying her boyfriend from her 20s, because why move on, when we’re clearly in some kind of soul trap, time warp, that may be from some sinister inter-dimensional research they legitimately do in Switzerland, which is crazy, or it could just stem from a narcissistic bitch, loving attention, loving being noticed, loving making money off her ass like a low level hooker and when she’s always REWARDED for what she does, it’d be dumb for her to ever stop…..

Sure, assuming she had some shame, decency, and modesty, she’d retired, go behind the camera, make money on other projects, she’s already a billionaire, maybe launch a direct to consumer brand like Alba or Kate Hudson, but she’s more into doing all that, while also doing half naked shit, because when the ovaries dry up, the brains get all haywire and confused…..maybe it’s demential, maybe it’s vaccine prions, maybe it’s just too many yes men in her circle hyping it up..

Lucky for us, she’s managed to photoshop, fill her face, fake it enough that it’s not as offensive as it would be if you were recruiting pussy at a 55+ retirement community…

That’s not to say those 55+ retirement community women don’t know how to fuck if they haven’t had to get their hips replaced, or if they aren’t scooter riding diabetics with compression socks on…..it’s to say they look like normal old people, not like this hybrid, stem cell, baby urine drinking freak keeping the lie alive.

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