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2022

13

Oct

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

I guess the thong was designed by someone like me, who realized that women don’t shit, so why give them such a large underwear that gives them such an aggressively panty-line, when you can instead just make a panty that barely covers the asshole, since there’s no shit to be caught escaping said asshole, since women don’t shit. I’m talking traditional women, vagina-card carrying women, not the prostate owning women that are taking over for women, because those motherfuckers shit huge manly shits, no estrogen pill strong enough to turn a digestive system from a man into a woman no matter how many Kardashian face injections a motherfucker gets, or how hard he tucks his dick into his ass until it falls out and BRUCE JENNERS……

So yeah, shame the full back panty girls, replace it with a thong, clever work by the guy who owned Victoria’s Secret and the NOTORIOUS PLANE that didn’t get anyone “Deplatformed”……

Plus, the thong allows for a asshole flash, which in an asshole obsessed society, that I think is morphing into an incest obsessed society, it’s the SFW clothed way to show off an asshole, and that’s always the “I’ve seen all she has to offer” in the sexting relationship orifice, being handed out for free, like ANAL on the first date, or first day on the porn job, NOTHING left to upsell, and that’s always GREAT to bargain shoppers like me.

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