Being an old fucking pervert, there was a time when the thong wasn’t the household panty….if you went to a friend’s house, you weren’t sneaking in the laundry room to take a pair of his mom’s raciest dirty panties home with you, it was hanes all day, which I’d still take home with me, what do you think I am, crazy….

But yeah, there was a time when the thong was reserved for a special kind of sexually active slut, the kind of girl who was ahead of the curve on being bold, confidence and sexualized…..

Giving you a glimpse of her whale tail in the coffee shop or classroom or bar….and giving you basically instant excitement of spontaneous ejaculation…that’s a wet dream while not even sleeping…

The thong was serious business, it separated the girls you knew could suck dick, with the girls who never saw a porno that coached them how to suck dick, in an era when porn wasn’t watched by everyone turning them into degnerate disgusting people….

So then the world wore thongs…everyone of all ages….like they wear leggings….making it the standard panty, despite it’s drawbacks, like the fact that it doesn’t cover the asshole, which is also it’s win.

The good news is that the thong is apparently still being used to show you the girls who want you to see their assholes, even in this full back panty being normalized because everyone if fat, lazy and likes being comfortable instead of being shred in half like important documents you don’t want people to find….

So here are some modest asshole pics, because it’s about the thong, not the asshole, or these babes can pretend it is, but to me and everyone else, it’s about the asshole, not the thong….so whatever helps you sleep at night…..

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