Thongs are totally inefficient for people looking for panties to do panty things like soap up the asshole juices and discharge…..you know the spillover from the fart, the sperm from the anal creampie, the mucus from the eating disorder….KEEP THAT SHIT OFF MY PANTS.

Thongs are totally efficient for people looking for a glimpse of the asshole behind the thong, you know to count the ridges to see how many times it’s been fucked, to compare and contrast the color to try to understand if it’s naturally that color or just stained from all the years of shitting, because the asshole is the orifice that UNITS all genders and in this genderless world of crazy, THAT HOLE MATTERS, plus it’s how they spread parasites, mind controlling parasites, so of course they want to sexualize the shit-hole over the pussy and make it feel like a win when you get it, anything to STOP reproduction for CLIMATE change….

Here’s some ASSHOLE BEHIND THONGS….since it’s THURSDAY!

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I remember when THONGS worked their way into the mainstream, they never quite made the most sense to me, it was like just don’t wear any underwear, but I guess some women don’t like their cunt’s dripping all over their pants or down their leg while they are in self-cleaning mode…..

I thought the whole “it hides the pantyline” line was just a weird excuse since you could see the throng print through the pants, but I guess it made the asses more exciting, or at leat the girls with the asses more exciting to look at because you knew they were slutty or being indoctrinated into the whore world that has now gone fully mainstream and has taken over the minds of most people…

The thong was the early start to this generation of whores…it lead to bikini waxes….which led to taking nudes…which led to facetime sex….which led to showing off the asshole to know they were serious in their self produced porn – YOU HAVE SEEN ALL THE HOLES….and now they’ve gone back to their roots of bringing back the thong to tease the visibile asshole, a perk, a flaw in design, assholes are celebrated….HERE IT IS.

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In their genderless world there’s only one orifice that’s politically correct in this woke world…

HOW can you market your VAGINA when there are so many men who wish they were born with vaginas, not ever able to have the vagina….it’s RACIST, you BIGOT….

SO you go back to the ASSHOLE, you play it up, you make underwear that lets it air out, because you want people of the world WORSHIPPING the Asshole…

I can only assume it’s because that’s how they spread parasites that control our minds across humanity….but that’s probably just a conspiracy….

Isn’t it.

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I don’t listen to the THONG SONG when I stare at all these ASSHOLES peeking out of the inefficient at covering asshole thongs…

But it was part of the propaganda that killed the mom panty, or the granny panty, to usher in a new wave of underwear that MEN didn’t really give a fuck because we’ll accept all panties, so long as they are hugging or the last barrier to reaching the cunt.

I guess the THONG is a dying panty, since everyone is lazy and about comfort….the FULL BACK panty is making moves, invest in that STOCK, STOCK BROS….but the thong still exists, it still doesn’t cover the asshole, these girls are hanging onto the dream and since the asshole unites us as a species…it reminds us that we are ALL just full of fucking shit..

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Are you a glass half full, overly enthusiastic, positive, exctied like a dumb fucking puppy playing with a woman’s dirty panties after period spillage motherfucker…

Or are you a glass half empty, negative thinking, catastrophic thinking, everything sucks, we’re all going to die, what’s the point of anything motherfucker…..

Because to some, a thong not covering the asshole may be offensive, a sign of a flaw, a fail on the part of the thong….But to others, I CAN SEE YOUR ASSHOLE AN THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME…You know, since we love asshole…..even if they are shitty assholes…

I think it’s safe to say….we’re all on the same team with this one….

TEAM ASSHOLE.

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It’s pretty hard to play off the asshole peek as just a little accident, or a consequence of a skimpy thong that barely covers the asshole because it’s an inefficient panty, assuming you’d probably want the asshole covered since toxic shit spills out of it, instead of a pussy that needs to be aired out….it’s like the THONG is the reverse of what it should be, cover the asshole and string the fucking pussy for the permanent frontal wedgie. Maybe I should design panties…..I’d be a hero to the industry.

Anyway, the asshole behind thong, theoretically a cheeky, oops there’s my asshole moment, RUINED by girls taking close up pics of them pulling their assholes apart while wearing the thong.

No one understands SUBTLETY or the tease, just GRAPHIC and CRUDE….but the asshole is the window to the soul in this ass obsessed parasite brain driven world….so check it out.

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Assholes get a lot of praise for the gateway to the feces….

You know, shit is pretty gross, like really fucking gross and the window to the shit is probably something you shouldn’t want your mouth on, or your fingers inside.

When you watch them inseminate cattle or other animals at the far, you get repulsed, yet there you are wanting to be wrist deep in every asshole you see….like there’s not a meal being processed for removal just beyond those pink, brown, round muscles…

It’s like when the asshole winks at us, the last think we think is about the poo, until it’s dripping off out chin or chest or leg and we have to come to terms with what we’ve done in a moment of passion and not thinking, that clarity usually comes after you do.

Point of the story is the thong doesn’t cover the asshole, clearly a tool to make us all asshole obsessed, so that they can spread their mind controlling parasites….ATTACK OF THE BODY SNATCHERS yo.

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Thongs may be a pretty shitty underwear, literally…I mean I guess depending on the girl, as some are obviously more rank than others….whether it’s a hygiene issue, a diet issue, a food intolerance issue, maybe even a hormonal issue, a structural issue, if the asshole is blown out by cock, it’s hard to internalize that shit….but what I do know is that the THONG can only do so much, it’s a flimsy amount of fabric….it barely even covers the asshole….

Luckily for the perverts, that’s a good thing, cuz we like the asshole flashes under the guise of “just wearing my thong”…

Here are some assholes behind some thongs!

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Sometimes I wonder if the thong was invented for the girls who own thongs to give the guys they are trying to get jerked off to by something to jerk off to, like a glimpse of their asshole, without really having to get naked….you know lazy girls who want to be jerked off to by randoms to feel hot…..all as part of a master plan to make everyone asshole obsessed, worship the asshole, so that when they actually get with a girl all they do is crave the asshole, like a bunch of queers, neglecting the life force generation pussy, only to end up with E.Coli and other feces borne parasites…that get into their brains and controls their every move, telling them to CONSUME, to CONSUME, to CONSUME whatever they tell them to consume, distracting everyone from the attack that their freedom is UNDER…

Or maybe it was invented to prevent tanlines….either way, here’s the asshole, the gateway to worms in the brain….HOT…

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Every week I think the same thing, I remember the rise and fall of the thong and think how dumb we are as consumers…but since they are kind of hot or sluttier than standard panties…I am pretty glad that we are dumb as consurmers….

Burn your perfectly good BORING, panty line generating, old timey underwear, and put on this dental floss that leaves marks because it’s so aggressive, all in the name of NO panty lines….not realizing….they could just go out without UNDERWEAR on…you know be real daring, air that shit out, and it’s not like the thong covers the asshole anyway…right….

But no, buy buy buy….and now, we get to see assholes behind thongs, it’s a bonus feature for those of us into assholes, but not into girls being totally naked….for whatever reason…..maybe it seems like we’re getting a sneak peak or something, the panty the wall we have to climb to smuggle our sperm into their cunt….

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