Assholes get a lot of praise for the gateway to the feces….

You know, shit is pretty gross, like really fucking gross and the window to the shit is probably something you shouldn’t want your mouth on, or your fingers inside.

When you watch them inseminate cattle or other animals at the far, you get repulsed, yet there you are wanting to be wrist deep in every asshole you see….like there’s not a meal being processed for removal just beyond those pink, brown, round muscles…

It’s like when the asshole winks at us, the last think we think is about the poo, until it’s dripping off out chin or chest or leg and we have to come to terms with what we’ve done in a moment of passion and not thinking, that clarity usually comes after you do.

Point of the story is the thong doesn’t cover the asshole, clearly a tool to make us all asshole obsessed, so that they can spread their mind controlling parasites….ATTACK OF THE BODY SNATCHERS yo.

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