Thongs are so effective at not covering the asshole, which a world of assholes being marketed as the preferred orifice because everyone’s got one and we’re all a bunch of pervert communists, probably because big tech and pharma use the asshole to spread their viruses and parasites that get into our brains and control us, we’ve got an unhealthy, AIDS ridden, asshole obsession….which should make the THONG the underwear of choice because you can do quick and easy asshole checks and asshole flashes throughout the day without having to take the underwear off. It’s like a window to the asshole which is a window to the soul. MAGIC>

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