Cara Delevingne may be a terrifying trainwreck of a rich kid who happened to be liked by Karl Lagerfeld thanks to her mom being one of his best customers, so that they ended up making her a model or socialite that never really made any sense to me, but that happened and that people bought into….

She pushed the lesbian agenda, because she’s a dyke and has had some A-Lister pussy along the way, because A-Listers need to LGBTQ for their marketing of themselves and for their research as character actors….

She’s still not hot, not interesting, but people probably think she is because she still gets invited places despite being a crackhead weirdo….but I will say her new found tits are a little long, flat, weird looking, but big cleavage I didn’t know she had, so we got some DYKE TITTY up in here….since sometimes it happens and not just on fat dykes with cats who have fat tits from eating their feelings after being sexually abused by a man and forced into dyke-dom…

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