Cara Delevingne may be a terrifying trainwreck of a rich kid who happened to be liked by Karl Lagerfeld thanks to her mom being one of his best customers, so that they ended up making her a model or socialite that never really made any sense to me, but that happened and that people bought into….

She pushed the lesbian agenda, because she’s a dyke and has had some A-Lister pussy along the way, because A-Listers need to LGBTQ for their marketing of themselves and for their research as character actors….

She’s still not hot, not interesting, but people probably think she is because she still gets invited places despite being a crackhead weirdo….but I will say her new found tits are a little long, flat, weird looking, but big cleavage I didn’t know she had, so we got some DYKE TITTY up in here….since sometimes it happens and not just on fat dykes with cats who have fat tits from eating their feelings after being sexually abused by a man and forced into dyke-dom…

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Cara Delevingne has been sober for about a month according her new sex show where she has discovered and is normalizing beastiality, as seen in this photo.

Being a heathen can be a slippery slope, as seen in this photo.

The lesbian dog fucker was courteous enough to leave the jar of peanut butter out of this photo.

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I don’t know what these Cara Delevingne selfies are from, they’re circulating in some clickbait to get attention, because all press is good press, whether she masterminded it or some hacker weirdo figured out her twitter password was “LoveEatingPussy”…or some other lesbian reference becuase in the event you didn’t know…she is a pussy eater….usually pussy that is more important than her, it’s all part of the social ladder climb….

I do know that I don’t find Cara Delevingne to be as ugly as her attention seeking makes her, I’m more into a chilled out approach to fame, not a “people notice me, so I’ll make them notice me all the fucking time, until they can’t fucking stand me, but will still hire me, cuz if they don’t they’re not hip to the trends”….

I don’t think she deserved all the traditional model hype she got, maybe she was better suited to being an influencer by my useless standards no one cares about….you know the party girl who is fun to have at your party because she’s wild, silly, and eats pussy….but that doesn’t need to be taken seriously in other aspects of what she does…not that anyone takes models seriously, even the people who hire them are like “We pay this idiot how much to do what?”…..

The fact is that she’s skinny…and that Ashley Benson has eaten her ass to get some of her fecal bacteria, which has in-turn helped Benson get skinny, and that’s probably her most important legacy, because Benson may only have half the followers Delevingne, but I’ll assume dating Benson still elevated her profile, because Delevingne has 40 million followers, Benson 20 million, but Benson is far less try hard for followers…and as far as I’m concerned more important in the system than Cara is…but what the fuck do I know….she’s naked, hiding her vagina, that despite being lesbian…..

Now the important question is, has the secret vagina behind the heart emoji seen more dick than most, because it was a party girl vagina….or is it a virgin to dick because she’s so committed to the pussy, just not committed to showing hers outside of being an emoji….who fucking cares.

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