In an asshole obsessed society, which is almost weird since the asshole is the hole you shit from and probably not the hole that should be coveted. I mean sure, in the 80s when girls would NEVER do anal, it was something to beg for, but in an era where your fat barista drops her/they/them’s buttplug from her/them/they’s asshole while making you your latte, only to make a point of letting you know it happened because they’ve anal trained themselves so much, from their big manly shits to all the cock they’ve taken, to the series of butt plugs they’ve held inside them at work for the last 4 months, sizing up every few weeks…in an era where that’s commonplace…anal’s not that hype….if anything, it’s fucking faggy.

But yeah, people are fascinated with the puckered starfish onthe girl they are talking to, to see how blown out or cute it is, something I’ll assume is controlled by the mind controlling parasites transmitted by eating ass….

So the THONG, makes showing the asshole pretty fucking simple, not even that whorish, cuz you can’d it with the panties still on, hiding the hole that actually matters….the urethra..

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I only have two thong stories from my week of perving on bitches out in public, because I am like those avid bird watchers with their binoculars and zoom lenses, their portable foldable chairs and their silly bird watching hats and manuals…I take my creeping seriously, I even take notes of the experiences in a notebook, with hand drawn creeper sketches to let me remember the experience artistically, maybe I’ll publish those creeper notebooks one day…

Anyway the thong stories….

First, a girl who was all done up in a white tight dress, was heading to the park for some kind of weird photoshoot we’ll assume was for instagram, but that I couldn’t track down when I got home and started stalking, NO TAGGED LOCATION that bitch…

She was rocking a black thong, which was total visible and part of her look, I assume, because there was no way she didn’t know we could see her full ass in a thong, since she was doing a photoshoot and looking at each picture taken of herself…

Second, a girl in a pair of white bike shorts, also in a black thong, walked by with what was basically a fully thonged ass, and I thought to myself “didn’t they push the thong on women to avoid the visible panty lines”….my memory was that was the whole point of the thong, and why the thong was such a success…yet here I am looking at visible thong panty line and really visible thong, and there’s no real reason for the thong, other than wanting 3/4 of the asshole exposed to the world….which I guess is a good enough reason to rock the thong….

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Thongs are a symbol of hope, at least if you’re a marketer marketing product to the female hive mind, because if one woman onboards some new product that is told to make them hotter, sexier, skinnier, they’ll all follow her fucking lead and hop on that trend, making the person who created the product of that trend a very rich person…

Like bikini waxes, shapewear, beauty products, make-up, vibrators, fitness product, weightloss products, Kardashians, Taylor Swift concert, food item, selling nudes on the internet, hook-up culture, sharing fake rape stories to fit in….you know female hive mind shit…. the THONG wasn’t necessarily a needed item, but once it went viral, if you didn’t have a thong up your ass all day, you didn’t exist in the community of women, and women can’t have that kind of independence or detachment from the baseline normal….

The nice thing about the thong panty is that it doesn’t even cover the asshole…but billions of thongs were sold…even though the covering of the asshole is likely one of the key features you’d look for in a panty….WEIRD WORLD…

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Thongs are like Barbie, Taylor Swift concerts, Feminism, Transgenderism, tattoos, drag queen story time, experimental vaccines, Fast and the Furious, Kardashians, bikini waxes, being into porn and all the other ridiculous trends that the internet hive mind, or more specifically the female hive mind buy into at such a level because they think they have to buy into those things to exist and because of that, billions of dollars are collectively spent by women who were convinced that they needed to things to fit in.

So women dropped full-back bikini underwear for the pesky tanlines, for thongs to fit in, despite thongs still having tanlines and more importantly were often pulled up just over the low rise pants so dudes have no doubts a thong was on the ass they were staring at.

As it turns out, the thong doesn’t cover the assholes, which turns out to be a bonus for other hive mind activities like slutty selfies, because we can see the asshole without coming across as desperate perverts saying “show me your asshole” which tends to turn off the girl producing the slutty selfies with your direction, because sometimes the coveted asshole pic needs to come together organically….which THONGS can help with…

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Earlier today, I saw a cat girl dressed in her cat ear headphones, rocking a Hello Kitty tramp stamp and a Hello Kitty T-shirt, because she was committed to the cat girl life, and she was rocking a thong over her hips and her low waisted jeans, the whale tail is back, and you may not see the asshole behind the thong, but for the lucky guy who lured the cat girl in with cat nip or some sort of live trap, the assshole behind thong will happen…leaving out the guess work as to whether the bitch is in a thong, because she’s rocking it as an accessory or outerwear…

The thong may have been created or marketed as the panty that doesn’t leave a shameful pantyline, like the granny panty, all big and making the ass look long, flat and sad, but I saw at least two thong pantylines on girls in tight pants, so you still got that pantyline to deal with. They must have been on their periods because who the fuck wears underwear anymore, especially in this era of trying to get your tight pants eating your pussy, that added layer of fabric seems to just get in the way, unless you’re pussy is gushing blood as it does.

The is clearly still a function panty, even if it doesn’t live up to what it was marketed as, seeing as it gets less in the way than the counterparts….and girls are still rockin’ the thong, likely well aware that the asshole is visible whilst in a thong, at least from the right angle…so here’s some of that…because the asshole unites all genders…

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Here’s some asshole behind thong, like we do every week, because it’s a celebration of asshole in an asshole obsessed world, because the asshole is the coveted hole that everyone has and that we can be unified on, plus the more normalized it is to eat assholes and to love assholes, the more they can spread their parasites that control our minds around…

In the 80s or 90s, when having bro talk with regular bros, the “would you lick a girls butthole” would get laughed at, would get mocked, would be seen as gross, even though it’s really only away from the other hole, the pussy hole, the much more impressive, interesting, amazing, and LIFE giving hole….which doesn’t mean people weren’t licking ass in the 90s, it’s just to say that they were pretending they were grossed out by it, having a little modesty about it, and now these ladies are wearing underwear that’s thin in the ass, so that they can flash their asshole on a dime, without having to undress, for access and excitement.

I don’t hate thongs or woman butthole, it’s just amazing how we’ve evolved to end up in these butthole filled modern times!

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I spend my week thinking about what my angle on this week’s asshole behind thong will be, when really the chicks in the picture are responsible for the angle that makes their thong pic an asshole behind thong pic. Meaning, I don’t really need an angle…the thong barely covers the asshole, we are all asshole obsessed and have been trained or conditioned to think that seeing an asshole or fucking an asshole is reaching the top of the fucking charts with the woman whose asshole you’re involved with, like you’re an anti-vagina gay dude….that likes feces….

But yeah, I’ll say the asshole is the gateway to a woman’s soul that tells you a lot about her diet or whether she has Crone’s Disease…..or a food allergy…each asshole ring different than the next in shape, size, color and proximity to the cunt…making it a lot of fun to lick while down there, since the fecal transplant can do you some good, especially if to comes with parasites, or to look at and imagine licking…you know because that’s what society wants….

There was a concerted effort to turn the granny panty into the old and the thong into the new, they made songs about it, had celebs walk around all whale tailed, and there has to be a reason for that besides making billions of dollars on thongs….which for the record…still show off a bitches panty-line…because I have seen thongs this week, through pants and it’s not like they solved any serious issue or need, it was all manufactured….

But yeah….ASSHOLES behind thong, the gateway to asshole pics for an asshole obsessed group of assholes…FUN…

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Thongs are the magical underwear that pretends it is an underwear, while barely covering the asshole, so that you can still see the border or discoloration of the asshole, or what I call the RUBY RIDGE of the asshole, or if you’re lucky, the full asshole, because it’s just my kind inefficient panty…because the asshole is the window to the soul….

There was a time when dudes would get off to panty lines, but then that was out of fashion, so girls went THONG, and there’s a level of discomfort that came from the thong, at least according to most girls, so to make things even better, the girls are willing to choose discomfort, asshole flashing, all to THONG….amazing reminder that women are so dumb in attempts of being hot….or fitting in….and let me guess…IT IS ALL THE FAULT OF MEN….created by MISOGYNY not their own stupidity….dumb bitches.

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As much as I hate on thongs, you know for being a predatory underwear that made women feel as though their old, relationship, stained from period, panties were for their granny and not for someone who wanted to be seen as having some level of sex appeal….

I fight for the rights of women, trying to take down these patriarchy and toxic masculine ideals, especially when knowing only gay dudes were like “Bro, your panties are full back, get out of here and comeback with a thong, or you’re never getting this dick”….

IT NEVER HAPPENED…..the social pressure was from other chicks judging them, saying “oh guys won’t like you in those fucking things, you’re so outdated”…shaming them into THONG THONG THONG, it even had a SONG…

But yeah, I still like looking at ass in THONG and not just for the asshole, but that is a bonus.

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The thong may be a fail in terms of asshole coverage, but in an asshole obsessed society, begging for more assholes because never enough assholes, despite the world being filled with a bunch of assholes…..you can never really have enough visible asshole, and should demand that asshole be made visible at all times, from gyms to grocery stores, BRING THE ASSHOLE out….from restaurant servers to cashiers at the liquor store….make the ASSHOLE the new SMILE and WINK generally accepted international gesture of greeting….just a bunch of assholes bending over to say hi to each other the way nature intended, if you use dogs as a reference to how society should work out for us…and the THONG is a much needed tool for that….even if it doesn’t catch all the asshole drippings, it makes the asshole accessible in an asshole loving, ass eating, ass fucking, asshole staring world…

Here’s some asshole behind thongs!

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