The thong is a pretty important panty style at least in my life.

The thong has taught me some pretty interesting lessons over the two and a half decades that they’ve been penetrating the mainstream….

Those lessons are really just one lesson and that is that women will do anything for the sake of fitting in with other women, appeasing other women while thinking they are appeasing men, trying to be sexy and attractive, and not being their own independent thinker.

The THONG, at least according to any woman who has been in a relationship long enough to be honest about the THONG while committing to either no underwear or BIKINI FULL BACK PERIOD PANTIES, is something chicks say are abusive, uncomfortable, that dig into their assholes while not covering their assholes, making you wonder why the fuck wear a panty if it doesn’t do the one job it has of catching the drips…..

So women will abuse themselves all day by wearing uncomfortable underwear, not because they want to, but because they think that’s their duty, and that kind of hive mind thinking is important, at least when it comes to slutty, so KEEP IT UP.

The THONG is a hell of a panty….YOU CAN SEE THE ASSHOLE peeking out from it and THAT is important because the ASSHOLE is an important orifice in this genderless time!

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