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2021

10

May

Alessandra Ambrosio Bush on The Beach of the Day

Alessandra ambrosio bush

BUSH IS BACK motherfuckers…

I mean, it’s never gone out of style for me and the only good thing about having 17 years of my stream of consciousness in the form of 60,000 random blog posts, is that I can go back 17 years and prove to you that I have and always have been a fan of the BUSH….

I have been on the “SAVE YOUR BUSH” Don’t SHAVE YOUR BUSH protest for as long as I’ve had the site, I’ve even wanted to organize publicity stunt protests outside waxing and laser salons to get my point heard, but I figure that’s too much effort and having the idea is often way more fun than executing the idea…since idiots won’t get the joke anyway…NOT THAT IT WAS a joke..

My key points to my BUSH THESIS I’ve been working on over the years, maybe it is my BUSH manifesto…is pretty simple…bush is natural and natural is hot…bush is customizable so you can personalize it to your own specifications…bush comes in all colors, lengths, level of curly…so the bush is like a CRACKJACK BOX SURPISE..when the panties slip off, if they slip off, because they probably won’t slip off for you…you’re creepy and they don’t want you to see the bush….if the bush is long enough…it is a panty pillow…you can nuzzle up on and be cozy in….and it’s just a nice way to protect the pussy before spreading the pussy…

THERE IS NOTHING better than bush…plus bald pussy is fucking creepy, like a chicken skin used for masturbation purposes, that within a day of being bald is riddled with ingrown hairs…looking like it had a bout with chicken pox…or herpes…something I’ve told every bald pussy I’ve met to grow out…it’s part of being an revolutionist…

So yeah…BUSH is everything, BUSH is now, finally the loser slow to the gate mainstream are onto my vision for humanity…my UTOPIA…one full of me seeing bush and it’s great…

This is Brazilian model Alessandra Amrbosio showing her bush, because she knows, it’s her profession, even if she’s retired from the VS kick, she’s still in the know.

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