There’s this old expression that my granny used to say the went like this – “ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG”….ok so my granny never used to say that, but she did say “You can’t rape the willing”….while raping me…so there’s that…Asshole Behind Thong is more my WEEKLY ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG ROUND UP POST where I’ve told you everything I possibly can about assholes behind thong….since I don’t expect you to read it, since people don’t read and I can’t really write, I’ll summarize here….

People love showing off their assholes, like people like being shown assholes, and the thong, thanks to a design flaw, or a design win, is too think of a fabric to cover the asshole, so the modest leave her panties on kind of girl is basically still able to show the ridge or rip or shit stain of the asshole just by positioning themselves in the right way and it feels so natural, not slutty and amazing to us asshole lovers

Alessandra Ambrosio is a Victoria’s Swim veteran who only retired in the last few years, but still looks good, still has that older model body, and she stays fit playing Volleyball like you’d expect tall ladies to do in California…

Her swimsuit, a one piece, is cut in a way, that I am pretty sure I see her fucking asshole, and am always up for model asshole on the beach, discreetly showing asshole, while likely realizing she’s showing asshole, it’s just less obvious of an asshole flash, seems more organic, natural and authentic…and I’m into it..

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