Alessandra Ambrosio and her 40 year old Brazilian tits are out in Cannes…looking for a husband…or maybe working as an escort because there’s a huge sex worker ring scandal that went down regarding Cannes film festival…where very rich and powerful people go to one of the most luxurious places to buy movies, or finance movies, with all kinds of parties…and as any dude throwing a party knows…it’s no party unless you have that one chick who brings all the other chicks on payroll…cuz the chances of your loser ass getting girls to show up to your party is fucking impossible…

Ultimately…it’s all about the chicks….

Any ad agency exec, or marketing partnership, or big sale in any industry involving a rich person…has made deals thanks to the pussy that has been presented to him as some kind of offering in the seduction stage of said deal…

Whether he fucks the pussy or not is irrelevant, cuz he’s not the one paying for it, but the pussy is still getting paid….

So here’s Ambrosio…being that tit that softens a deal, like “shit this dude brings VS models to dinner” and makes it less homo while the men are bonding before making the deal….

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