Ambrosio is a mom, and based on all my research that includes only fucking on mother in my existence in having sex, because that’s how I became a stepfather….and really my wife is so fat that her pussy regardless of having kids would be fat…mom pussy is fat….

So when you wear leggings this tight, and you have fat pussy lips from being a mom, it’s probably hard to not have this cameltoe happen…

Which makes for a fascinating question – which came first, the tight leggings or the cameltoe…and I’m going to go with cameltoe…because even in the Days of early man, fabric was getting stuck up inside vagina, probably more than we’d expect because of the limited ability to shower..making for some cesspool of bacteria…sticky to everything that came near it….on some FLY PAPER pussy….something that we can assume AMBROSIO can relate to…

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Bikini models in bikinis without getting paid is like getting a lap dance and having the stripper say it is on the house….you know sex with a pornstar for free….It’s the comped meal at your favorite restaurant…it’s the TV on the corner with a sign that says “TAKE ME”….it’s a reminder that the world isn’t all a greed filled, money obsessed place, and that some things in life are still free….without corporate ownership…even if she is owned by Victoria’s Secret…and they probably put her up to this.

She’s the kind of girl who needs to simmer the fuck down, she’s old, she’s had her time, and whether she still sells lingerie harder than a tupperwear party hosting mom, make room for new pussy….

She is marketed as some sort of supermodel, according to her and Victoria’s Secret…but I find it all pretty dull…

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I find watching a 38 year old lingerie model, who is still a lingerie model, which is weird but with photoshop and all that, I get what the brand would keep her around, she has fans, following, owes them her career, probably took a pay cut to continue, and all that logical business analytics stuff…

But when she takes it to her instagram, promoting herself like a 20 year old aspiring bikini model, in scandalous poses, because she doesn’t know how to do anything else, I find it awkward…

This is a mother, a religious mother, from Brazil…and her whole spreading her ass for her fans to sell bikinis…is just weird to me…

Use your instagram to be a mommy blogger, I want cookie recipes, or really a little more from her than posed bikini seduction…I want to save the bikini pics for the 20 year olds…this is just too weird to appreciate…but then again, skinny model, mom or not, in a bikini, shamelessly whoring herself, cuz she makes millions a year…is fine too because…old or not…half naked is HALF naked…which is why I worked at the old folks home changing diapers and washing the tenants….

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Here is Alessandra Ambrosio at the gym wearing a sports bra….a place I assume she spends most of her days, like a weathered and exhausted athlete before retiring doing all he can to compete with the younger versions of herself that she probably thinks she paved the way for…but that she definitely didn’t pave the way for shit…girls have been getting naked and half naked for decades, if not centuries, even for this brand that has made their promo models celebrities.

It amazes me that Ambrosio is still one of their stars, getting the big money, but they run analytics on these bitches, and know she converts because I guess she’s got that celebrity and those fans and other 35 year old women who buy the VS garbage respond to her, she is familiar, what they know, and they prefer it to young pussy that makes them feel like shit about themselves…fascinating..

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Alessandra Ambrosio may be an old washed up mom, but she’s still a woman, and as a woman we must treat her with respect and encourage her to continue to get half naked, even if it defies science, like some kind of sex worker, because it’s good for her ego….a celebration of 40 year old women who managed to remain fit because they were getting paid…

But instinctually I think she should just bow the fuck down, make room for new pussy, you got your pay, your wealth, in all your half nakedness all these years….it’s time to work behind the scenes, in management maybe…

There’s no way her celebrity really still sells panties, unless of course the women who are fans of her have followed her and are now her age also….relating to her…and doing what she says…which makes sense..I’m not a woman, I may have a blog like a girl, but I’m not one…

I just like to assume she still exists and the brand keeps using her because she has dirt on the company they don’t want released and they figure let the old bitch keep getting naked, it’ll shut her up…you know a different kind of extortion, one you can jack of to….

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Alessandra Ambrosio has been sucking more than just pineapple dick in efforts to stay fresh and youthful…unless of course there is botox on fillers up in this tropical delight…or maybe the sperm of some obscure Jungle animal…or maybe just the fresh blood of babies she harvests in some tribal ritual…because she’s 100 years old…and looks good…

Must be some kind of witch…

Spooky….

Except for the whole bikini thing…I mean that looks good…

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Alessandra Ambrosio has been in her bikini doing bikini bullshit wearing her bikini for the paparazzi, because she needs the attention, the media, it helps increase her relevance and brand name, keeping Victoria’s Secret roped in another year, despite her being 40…

Age Defying, but eventually, sooner than later, her ass will melt off, it’s science…you can’t trick science, proven in these pics of her ass, that isn’t bad for a woman of any age, but already flatter than it was last week…

The end is near for this booty, but maybe, just maybe Plastic surgery procedures she probably get will save the day….

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Alessandra Ambrosio may be old as fuck – but she’s still getting half naked for money and I guess as much as we can point and call her desperate, holding onto the dream, like when you run into someone you used to work with at the Grocery Store when you were down on your luck and took a bagging job and they are still working at the Grocery store 20 years later…some Ground Hog Day shit, only much more exclusive, luxurious and filled with multimillion dollar deals that lead to other multi million dollar deals…allowing her to have kids, raise kids, and a family, while still being a slutty half naked model….in a world where people think it’s so hard to be a woman…seems pretty fucking easy to me…all you gotta do is look good and good things happen for you.

This is a shoot for some Vogue shit…

Alessandra Ambrosio was in a bathing suit for instagram…

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