Alessandra Ambrosio is 100 years old and prepping for her Victoria’s Secret fashion show – so she’s looking skinny…as she needs to be…because she’s too old to be part of it…but is still part of it…for whatever reason…

BUT AT LEAST SHE’S SKINNY…

It distracts from that old lady mom of two horse face…

I don’t find her hot, but apparently the team at Victoria’s Secret do, because they keep her old ass around..

This is her Halloween costume, I figure I’ll post it to promote old moms starving themselves and working out hard, she’s putting REAL fucking work into this… in the era of fat people, because if an old mom can do it, everyone can and if they don’t it’s because they don’t fear losing paycheck and their existence for it….so be in denial and keep trying…giving other old timers hope that they don’t need to retire either…even when they should.

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Alessandra Ambrosio posted a pantsless selfie on her social media despite being 38 years old…because you can never be too old…even though I think you can be too old…to be pantsless in bed…even old ladies do it…but to post it on your social media like some 20 year old…because some brand still pays you money and because you don’t want to admit you’re done…is pathetic, depressing, creepy, weird…tacky, trashy, time to hang up the pantyhose girl…save the nudes or the selfies shot by a pro photographer for the rich guys you fuck…unless there’s more vagina in them…in which case…send em over.

You see, I like actual nudes, of women at all ages, but this cocktease shit isn’t cute, it’s like getting with an older woman and she gives you a handjob, even though I love handjobs…older women are just supposed to know how to work it…save the entry level shit for the college kids..

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I find it amazing that 35 year old mom of two or three Alessandra Ambrosio is still modeling, whenever I see her pics I think “she looks good for a 35 year old, but why the hell is she still getting paid to model”…it’s like throw in the panties bitch, we get it your fake tits are only 5 years old, but that doesn’t mean you’re that fresh girl, and we get it you still have a tight enough body, but that doesn’t mean your as tight as an 18 year old trying to get the jobs she’s got, it’s like force her to retire like they do in Switzerland, it’s like get out of her old timer, people don’t know or care who you are anymore, the youth shouldn’t at least and if they do…that’s a real fucking flaw…because there’s not much else to her….she’s not hosting TV like Tyra and Klum or other VS models who have transitioned like they Bruce Jenner…she’s still doing what she did, like she did, as she did, hoping no one notices she’s a fucking old timer…too old to be there…in a get the fuck out of her..situation…

That said, this is one of her hotter shoots…

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A few weeks ago, the team at Victoria’s Secret rounded up their half naked cattle who get paid a lot of money by the brand to be a slave to the brand, and to forever be owned by the brand, making other models feel inferior for not having a contract like that with any brand, making the fat chicks angry because the brand hasn’t accepted fat as a norm yet, but I assume they will, because the government loves fat chicks…they encourage other fat chicks to be happy fat, rather than get in shape so that they end up on all the pharma chronic illness meds…BIG MONEY….

LIKE FATASHLEY GRAHAM…

That said, this old timer was part of the campaign and they got her topless, showing off them little fake tits she’s got, because that’s what it takes to be a bikini and lingerie model…corporate sponsorship and little implants…coupled with a willingness to get topless in an era of everyone topless…

Here she is getting paid by OMEGA watches like she was James Bond…only more topless, half naked, overpaid stripper who has been cockteasing for the length of her career and the cocktease is now just getting weird because she’s an old mom…and that shit should be reserved for her husband in the bedroom…

Luxury watches meet half naked middle aged promo model…

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I don’t know what the hell is going on here, but Alessandra Ambrosio who is likely in her 40s, a mom, with fake tits and her skinny model body, who still gets paid to be a Victoria’s Secret Girl, despite being expired, at least seemingly expired, but I guess, fighting nature’s course….is Finally…showing a bit of her age in her bikini pics…because whatever that ass is doing…doesn’t happen to 20 year olds….it looks weird…but I like it.

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HEY BRO – It’s AmBROsio…and she’s posing like a slut in a bikini – despite pushing 40 and having spend over 20 years doing this – making her a pro bikini poser – in a world filled with amateurs pretending to be pros – but doing as good as a job as her – because apparently chicks don’t feel like assholes when posing for a camera like they are about to be on the cover of VOGUE…instead of a social media pic…

It’s a weird world we live in, but BROSIO gets paid…and thus her bikini pics should be hotter to you than all the other bikini pics …even though I prefer bikini pics of local girls who won’t fuck me…you know that personal connection is everything for me.

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