You may not believe in the whole celebs aren’t real, they are just clones, or they get replaced with clones when their host bodies expire…..

You may not believe that celebs are CGI….or just overly aggressive instagram filters, you know the HOLLYWOOD version….

Especially with someone as insignificant as Alessandra Ambrosio….why would they fucking bother…but we don’t understand the inner workings of human trafficking, the model industry, why some are made stars and others aren’t…so we just take it…

But I will say, Ambrosio was not this hot at her hottest and that’s some kind of fucking witchcraft that I don’t understand….WOMEN never get hotter in their 40s….

I could understand the awkward girl in High School developing late, finding her hotness, maybe looking better at 30 than she did at 18….but when someone’s been working as a model for a lingerie brand since she was about 20 being a hotter version of herself at 40…is a fucking mystery…a MYSTERY you can jack off to.

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