Thongs, the pussy drip pan panty, because those fucking things are covering much asshole drip….is the MOST inclusive panty around because it allows assholes to wink at each. other in this genderless world…knowing it’s the orifice that unites us in this divided world….I write the same thing about thongs and the asshole behind the thongs every week…WELCOME…it’s been a year or more….nothing left to said…which I guess applies to every post I do…so let’s make a thong joke…

So….a man in a thong, a woman in a thong walk into a bar….after showing their vaccine passport…since social distancing prevents them from shaking hands…masks prevent them from smiling at each other…except with their eyes….they had no choice but to bend over, pull down their pants and show their asshole behind thong..because they are in it together…and need to let each other know..

That joke was terrible…no wonder Jay Leno didn’t hire me as a writer…not that I applied…but it’s the internet…if there was talent here…there would be EMAILS….

The only talent here…is the ASSHOLES….gateway to the fucking soul…window to a shit dick…when the pussy is out of service….FUN.

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