Alessandra Ambrosio’s in the water in a bikini, just giving it away for free, all for self promotion or marketing of what I’ll assume is her direct to consumer bikini brand that is likely created and funded by the same people she worked for for 20 years but that they can’t say is the backer, because the whole point of the influencer brand is to reach people who don’t shop at Victoria’s Secret!

I never gave a shit about Ambrosio, she was always the one I wondered about in the mix of talent they had over the years, I figured she just must connect to the basic bruenettes and push product to them, because she was nothing substantial, but at 40 years old, or near 40, she’s looking better than ever, which doesn’t make sense, unless you factor in getting lots of sleep from not working, eating well from being rich and fucking rich, working out and cosmetic procedures, fillers, implants, and photoshop!

But yeah, 40 year old Ambrosio is hotter than 20 year old Ambrosio, make it make sense!

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