Izabel Goulart is a model…and in being a model…she has legs..but not just any legs…fucking amazing legs….otherswise she would be an amputee and that would be a whole other kind of modeling…you know her campaigns would solely be based on being inclusive with a little level of controversy so people talk about the brand….you know being the company that uses legless models…kinda like a lot of brands are doing now with fat chicsk….or as the industry calls them “plus sized”…which in and of itself is the equivalent of calling a bitch fat…it’s like “I’m not small penised, or dickless, or pathetic…I’m a man with female-like genitals”…one day…maybe society will be more authentic…and call shit for what it is..

Like I call Izabel a tranny face, who generates buzz with workout porn, who rocks an insane model body, that is almost unnatural to look at…but still amazing to look at…right…

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A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Apr 7, 2015 at 3:19pm PDT

I like that Izabel Goulart has finally embraced her fitness porn for what it is, porn…because there is nothing that anyone can really take out of this to apply to their everyday life in efforts to get a healthy body like hers…but instead we can jerk off to it, thanks to her being a long, thin, lingerie model, in the skimpiest fucking shorts and a bra…humping the air like some kind of goddess sent from heaven with the powers to use her vagina to touch the fucking sky…so that GOD can get up in her uterus…it’s a Catholic from Brazil thing…I mean that, or she’s showing us how she can use the ceiling fan to trim down her clit..

Either way…it’s hot.

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A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Mar 24, 2015 at 5:37am PDT

I would have posted earlier, but I was just doing fitness with Izabel Goulart, not because I am the kind of guy who hangs out with models and watches them do fitness and gets health skills from them, but because Izabel Goulart posts these informative fitness videos that are clearly for the soul purpose of educating us on fitness, the benefits of fitness, and living a healthy life, all by wearing the shortest shorts possible, so that you can proactically see her ovaries like she was Angenlina Jolie, you know out on the table like they were pulled out of her…

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A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Mar 13, 2015 at 9:21am PDT

Life is like Groundhog Day, maybe that’s why the movie worked, because people find their hook and just keep bringing it over and over again…like me doing this site everyday for very little reward…but in some way to contribute to the world with my opinions no one cares to hear….only when these girls like Izabel Goulart do it…it is equally boring, pointless, but semi-erotic so we pay attention…

We get it Izabel Goulart…you’re fit, your fitness is why you are skinny not your starvation, you want to inspire girls to have a healthy lifestyle, by giving no practical advice, just slow motion music videos….saying “look at me work out”…

All this to say, she totally wants you to masturbate to this…

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Izabel Goulart had a high fashion Panty Flash, which is not like a Paris Hilton panty flash, in which she has hired the paparazzi to snap off a picture of her panties as she gets out of a car, something the general public thinks is a natural whoring, but anyone who knows Paris Hilton would know is not some random event, partially because she is a fame whore, but more importantly, because any panties her vagina comes in contact with would be so soiled…

No, this is not a post about Paris Hilton, it is about Izabel Goulart’s panty flashing for a fashion shot, and not for the paparazzi…which is still panties being flashed and thus still count as a panty flash to me, since about the same production goes into this as panty flashes you see on the fame whore…and all panty flashes are created equally….in this affirmative action kind of world…

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