Good morning!! In the mood … Warming up before workout !! Bom dia!! No clima… Aquecendo antes do treino!! #Saturday #BodyByIza #nonstop #ilove #sports #lifestyle #alwaysonthego #geracaosaude #motivation #boxing #gym #fitspo #vamoslagalera

Une vidéo publiée par Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) le Nov. 11, 2014 at 6:14 PDT

Seeing Izabel Goulart fitness videos is less about fitness and more about seeing some hot model in various stages of erotic and half naked doing moves that we’d let her do to our dick – just because she’s a hot skinny model and we’d let her do anything to our dicks, not that she ever would, since we aren’t billionaires and if there’s one thing models like it is billionaires…

Now I don’t know if Iza fitness is the key to her body – or starving and cocaine is…but I do know that watching her box is pornographic to the right pervert – which I happen to be….and people say I’d amount to nothing in life…

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Good morning everyone !!! #BodyByIza always on the go!! Pistol squat exercise! Bom dia Galera!!! #BodyByIza sempre em movimento!! Exercício Pistol Squat!! #agachamento #forca #flexibilidade #equilíbrio #core #workout #body #fit #motivation #nonstop #justdoit

Video, jonka Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) julkaisi laitteella Loka 10, 2014 at 4:33 PDT

Izabel Goulart’s fitness tips make me laugh. It’s like she’s peddling her body and a healthy lifestyle, I get that much of her hustle, but there is no practical purpose to her instagram fitness videos. Are they for women to hate her and to think that one exercise a day will make them look like her, or is it for her male audience to masturbate, or is she just peacocking – you know standing on her little fitness box and showing off why she gets paid millions a year…

I guess whatever it is – and whatever the reason for it – it’s amazing…

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Hello São Paulo!! Off the airplane to the gym!! The only hour free I had! So no excuse! No matter how busy your day is… Just do it!!Olá São Paulo !! Do avião para a academia!! A única hora livre…Sem desculpas! Sempre encontre 1 hora do dia para se cuidar!! Você consegue!!! #justdoit #nopainnogain #motivation #workout #body #healthy #lifestyle #vidasaudavel #motivação #foco #vamosgalera

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Here’s some really important fitness tips by Izabel Goulart that don’t really teach you anything about fitness at all – but instead show you everything you need to know about her model ass in motion…wearing short shorts – it’s a fetish…more people jerk off to this…than actually draw any real knowledge. Which is perfectly fine by me…because I am a pervert and the only reason I would ever join a gym is to find fat girls, turned skinny, who still have fat girl mentality and not fat girl turned skinny mentality, because fat girl turned skinny is like when a girl buys implants and thinks she’s all of a sudden a babe and has new found confidence…while fat girl turned skinny who still thinks she’s a fat girl – is the right level of insecure to fuck me…

Amazing.

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It's time to work!! Shooting at this gorgeous Brazilian weather!! É hora de trabalhar!! Fotografando neste clima que só o Brasil tem!! Dream team @renatacorrea @nheiniger @silviogiorgio #brasil #itacare #atwork #magical #ocean #sun #bluesky

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Here’s a little behind the scenes footage of Izabel Goulart hard at work.

To put things in perspective – she probably doesn’t get out of bed for anything over 30,000 dollars a day, and most likely in the 100,000 dollar range and this is all she has to do.

Sure, she has to maintain her figure, build her brand and make people want to work with her.

But in terms of actual work, this is what she does. Shows up on set, sits while hair and make-up is done, eats the craft servives foods – and this…100,000 dollars for 5 hours of this…

Amazing.

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#BodyByIza Starting my day literally upside down!! Fun!! Working out my core and strengthening the muscles! #BodyByIza Começando o dia literalmente de cabeça para baixo !! Fun !! Malhando core e o fortalecimento muscular!! #motivation #foco #fortalecimento #body #fit #workout #healthy #lifestyle #nonstop #justdoit

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If you’re looking for some fitness tips, just tune into bikini model Izabel Goulart’s instagram page, where you will learn absolutely nothing about fitness, or even an exercise routine that will help you get to your ideal weight – but you will learn everything about a slow motion, lean model body in skimpy clothes doing semi-erotic moves…sometimes, like this time, upside down…and as far as I’m concerned – this is porn…

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I would have a hard time believing that Izabel Goulart isn’t shooting these fitness videos for dudes to jerk off to…there is no way that a model, who has been sexualized her entire life by creeper photographers and brands paying her to get half naked, like a common sex worker, doesn’t realize that an ass video in short shorts doing leg lifts is fucking pornographic…and not informative workout lessons for fat chicks everywhere to emulate and mimic in efforts to get their own model ass…It’s like “ok…set the camera from a low angle looking up…film in slow motion and let me do 4 really erotic reps and leave it at that…and the world will be a skinnier place”….I think it’s more about “I’ll do this, get hits and at least 5 dudes will jerk off so hard they rub their dicks down into clits”….

Either way, glad it happened.

Here she is at some event a few days ago – not really wearing pants… CLICK HERE

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I have travelled, very fucking little in my life, but enough to know that I’ve never been on a plane where the girl sitting next to me looks anything like this, or stretches like this, or is on seats anything like this. I am more of the back of the plane, hit by turbulence, too fat for one seat but too cheap to buy two seats, sitting next to two other pigs in the same situation as me, our fat spilling over onto each other, cramming the people in front and behind us, all while sticking up the plane with our fat person stench…

It’s like this Izabel Goulart shit should be an ad for business class, because it seriously makes me want to save up money I steal from my wife to travel business class, and not just because I hate the prison I’ve built for myself, but because of the small and unlikely chance that I’d end up next to plane porn like this…leading to me mile high clubbing myself until they have to make an emergency landing and I get arrested for being indecent.

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Being married to an obese, disgusting, pig of a woman who has robbed my soul, dignity, pride and self worth…I find it fascinating to see hot as fuck girls who keep fit and take care of themselves. My wife is the kind of woman who powders when her stink is just too much to handle midsummer…you know the kind of woman who thinks fitness is eating one bag of chips instead of two…so seeing this superwoman shit blows my mind, fascinates me, and is really just fantasy, even though I see fit girls everywhere I go…I jut don’t live it…

That said, Iza Goulart’s pics and videos are getting pretty repetitive, but then again, so am I…we’re all just one trick…

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I don’t know what these Izabel Goulart pictures are from…but I know I can see her nipple…which apparently, is better than watching her box….

Because fit girls are too athletic for me to keep up with when they are running away from me, or in this case, most likely beating the fuck out me, because I said something inappropriate about them, like asked to see their dick cuz her hard face and muscle tone, makes me think she could be a Brazilian Tranny, but I only think that is possible, because I have friends who have fucked Brazilian trannies and they are hotter, and have less sloppiness in their panties, than big labia/clit Brazilian women…and unless you’re a gynecologist, you can never be too sure what you’re really dealing with…

That said, I still think she’s amazing.

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Apprently, despite being bored of the Izabel Goulart workout videos because they have no real purpose, I am into seeing her box. Maybe it’s because I am a submissive who likes the idea of a woman beating my pussy ass, or maybe I just like seeing a woman kick ass, or maybe I am gay…since if you really break it down..fucking a model is as gay as sex with a girl gets. They are all big and teenage boy like…and I am still into it…what does that say about me.

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