A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Feb 2, 2015 at 3:39am PST

This is just insane…

I mean Izabel Goulart has been producing consistent workout erotica on social media for a awhile now, but her body is just fucking ripped to fuck, and I guess the hard work and starvation is paying the fuck off.

I mean if you got paid millions to look amazing, you would probably do this too, but that shouldn’t take away from how fucking hot this is.

Now I don’t think she’s posting this for her female fans to get inspired, if anything those catty bitches hate her for it….

But I do think at least one person has jerked off to this…because it’s just next fucking level…

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A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Jan 22, 2015 at 3:28am PST

Izabel Goulart may be full of shit with her fitness strategy, it may just be a way for her to get noticed, or likes and follows, or instagram campaigns…

You know, a way where she can take her international success as a bikini model, and create something bigger than just posing half naked….you know where she can crawl around in fitness gear giving no practical advice on how to get her body, but rather just show that she’s got that body from working out everyday…because with that body she makes bank…

I don’t think her hustle, it’s transparency or useless really matters…I mean watching a girl moves like this, fitness or not, can be jerked off to..and that’s better viewed on a screen than in person…because as long as you’re in private…you can’t get arrested….

And here’s another one…

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Jan 20, 2015 at 6:51am PST

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A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Dec 12, 2014 at 4:19am PST

Izabel Goulart fitness – is a great fitness inspiration to us all….and by fitness inspiration I mean – fitness porn

As far as I’m concerned, the mot relevant person in fitness porn.

Doing moves girls can can try to copy at home – in efforts to get as good as her…all while guys can masturbate to her body’s magic….because it is on instagram and not at the gym…where masturbating to her would get you arrested…

Amazing.

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A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Nov 11, 2014 at 2:55am PST

The Victoria’s Secret Infomercial is tomorrow, it is filming in London, It is overly hyped, overly marketed, and that reminds me just how doomed our retard consumer society is…I mean if I told you 15 years ago, that you are going to get excited about an informercial in prime time, that wasn’t about spray on hair, or the Slap Chop, but instead girls in lingerie, who have awesome bodies, but who are still just peddling shit quality underwear made in a sweatshop, you’d probably agree with me, in the late 90s, we had limited options when it came to seeing half naked girls…but it is the internet generation, we have porn, there is nothing good about this….I mean other than the amazing girls who make your wives and girlfriends disappoint you everytime they try on the panties you bought them as a shitty thoughtless gift to shut them up…

This is Izabel Goulart showing off her fitness, to show you fat bitches how it is done…and here she is doing the mandatory social media plug for the event, it’s in her contract…

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Nov 11, 2014 at 8:44am PST

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A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Nov 11, 2014 at 6:16am PST

Victoria’s Secret model Izabel Goulart has been doing her Pilates to get in proper shape for the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, and I guess in doing that has taken the opportunity to post the videos on Instagram for her fans to see the hard work that goes into her insanely fit body, or at least 15 seconds of the burn, and as long as it involves tight clothes doing semi pornographic moves I could imagine in the midst of an anal scene, I am a fan….

You see, I don’t care if girls everywhere can take little to no knowledge of fitness, a program, a workout, or even a diet to get her body, I’ll just care about watching her body…going up and down…all engaged core and glutes like this….

It is a win….unless she’s legit Brazilian and has a penis, but even then it is a win, because it’s the ultimate troll on us…and I love a good tranny troll.

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Nov 11, 2014 at 7:26am PST

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A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Nov 11, 2014 at 8:38am PST

I am going to assume that they are filming the Victoria’s Secret fashion show in London this week, you know the biggest, dumbest, most hyped infomercial america collectively gets a boner for because the girls are hot, and the produce affordable, making Christmas a lazy fucking experience, one that allows your wife to be part of the lifestyle and movement….because you have no fucking taste, you white trash piece of shit..

That said, Izabel Goulart is already in London. It’s really her most important job of the year, and the only job that makes her relevant to America, so she needs to commit to it and perform…otherwise she won’t matter and won’t make money ever again…

And this is her showing off her workout routine, one that you could get your wife to do and I’ll assure you, even if she does it daily, she’ll never look like this…

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A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Nov 11, 2014 at 4:41pm PST

Izabel Goulart fitness makes me laugh, because I know what she’s doing here, and it’s not fitness, it is fetish erotic, it’s like a girl on a cam site picking her nose for the pervert asking to watch her pick her nose, because ever since elementary school he got hard looking at girls pick their noses….he’s weird…

I am sure this isn’t the reason she looks like this, I am sure she’s just doing this because she gets good response and press out of it, and it helps book her for campaigns and gives her an angle, and I am sure I love watching it…but I can’t buy into this being relevant fitness tips, but then again I am 300 pounds and know nothing about fitness, I am more into knowing about fit asses…it’s a skill.

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