There was a period of time where I was fascinated by Izabel Goulart’s workout videos, because watching a girl workout is fucking hot, especially when it is slow motion, not based on technique, and not actually giving tips in how to incorporate it into a workout, but rather just making the shit as sex as can be – because she’s a bikini model…and sexy is what she does…

But now I find them boring..I have A.D.D. and I figure if I’ve seen it once, I’ve seen it enough, and in her case I’ve seen it dozen of times, so unless she switches it up, or does it naked…I’m not into it….

I guess I am over the whole “This is fascinating, girls in the gym don’t look like this, and my wife doesn’t look like this, her only exercise is shovelling food down her throat”…..excitement of Izabel Goulart…

But I am not over her body…in selfies…from any and all angles…seriously…

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All of these Izabel Goulart fitness porn videos are starting to look the same. Sure a hot half naked body doing pretty impressive things due to fitness is always fun to look at, especially when married to a fat wife who considers eating her daily exercise…but they are all starting to blend into one another. I even forgot she existed because she’s old news and my attention span can only hand 6 months to a year of the same bullshit…and unless she’s doing this in thongs, or naked in the near future, her working out will bore me…obviously she works out she’s a fucking million dollar a day model…what the fuck else is she going to do all day…when not working…

Step it up girl. You’re boring.

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I post so many of these Izabel Goulart Fitness Videos, that you might as well just follow her on instagram yourself so that I don’t need to bother…but I get sucked into them every single time I see them…

Is this fitness, is this erotica, is this new age porn in a fat world, that when you’ve seen one too many throat fucking videos, you delve into weird places, like girls doing everyday stuff, only everyday girls are so dumpy…while these model girls are so fit…because they are millionaires and have nothing better to do than this fitness shit…and unlike your local curves, which is one heart attack from a fat chick away from being shut down…it’s nice to look at…and not comedic…”Look at that fat girl trying to do a sit up, she’s like a turtle turned up on it’s shell”…kind of fitness…

I dig it..you should too.

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I always wonder if these girls with their one tricks ever get boring…because I find everything boring and thus I am a bad judge of this kind of thing I am so desensitized that I don’t get boners watching porn. I don’t get excited hanging with models. Rich people can offer to take me to magical fucking places and I’d rather sit on my couch and do nothing…so to me…it’s just a girl, showing off her fitness, putting in work…and justifying why she gets paid a lot of money…none of that shit matters…but visually..this is alright…it ames me think she’d be good at riding dick…which as a fat man…is all I am into…now if only I had a dick big enough to ride…then maybe dreams could come true and I could find a fit strong lady with vagina muscles that can rip off my dick…so that I don’t have to look at this model building out her new brand…

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Izabel Goulart is into Fitness. So into fitness that she likes to show people her workout, even though most people like to keep their workouts private, since working out is generally disgusting, unless you get hair and make-up and intentionally shoot the shit for Instagram because it gets followers, it gets dudes jerking off, it gives her something to post because her everyday life is boring…even if panty shots are more fun to look at, I guess this is my G rated, even though it’s pretty fucking pornographic to me…

Now if only girls in Gyms actually looked like this when grunting, sweating and farting in these poses…struggling to be Izabel Goular bodied…and failing harder than anyone ever failed before…

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There is a fine line between a practical fitness video and an erotic video of a lingerie model working out….and Izabel Goulart walks it…whenever she puts out videos like this, that I can’t imagine are to teach good technique, or show off her healthy lifestyle, but rather to show off her ass in motion…which luckily, as an obese man, is the only part of fitness I really like…

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I never get bored of this bitch….

She does her fitness thing half naked for instagram, and it’s perfectly nice to stare at…

I mean I am sure if I dated her, had to fuck her and only her til the end up time, even with these creative poses and positions, I’d get bored of her, that’s the whole basis of love…to see how long it takes before you cheat..because you like what they are offering better…

But I’m just looking at her posing in a bikini and that’s perfectly ok by me…keep up the good work.

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Here’s another one of those intsagram fitness videos of Izabel Goulart everyone loves to watch because it’s like the opening scene of a porno movie, sometimes half naked, sometimes in slow motion, and always good for the health…

The reality is that the girl has limited options as to what she can post being pretty much retired…and working out is all she really does, so it makes sense, and people like it…

But all I keep thinking is..Jesus she’s got herself some big feet.

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Izabel Goulart took to instagram to promote fitness by skipping in a bikini, which is something you don’t always see at the gym, because most girls don’t work out in a bikini, but this one’s a bikini model so it makes it ok…

I guess it’s nice to see her fat legs jiggle, you know to give gat girls everywhere a little hope that even Izabel Goulart’s gotta work for it – in her permanent vacation life…the struggle is real…

Unless that’s not fat legs at all, but rather fit as fuck legs that just look like that when they skip naked, I wouldn’t know, I never got into a skipping fetish, that’s for pedo’s in the park, but I guess thanks to hard bodied Goulart, I have now…..

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Izabel Goulart is a bikini model…and an Instagram fitness icon…who I’ve watched in various states of erotic as fuck fitness poses…that make her bikini pictures pretty fucking boring…it’s like she doesn’t exist to me unless she’s in squat position demonstrating technique…I mean any girl can get into a bikini…but only the chose ones can give people boners when they are sweating and building that bikini body…

Apparently, she’s in Ibiza doing this shoot. In other words, her life is pretty shitty, all that travel to exotic, fun, places…in luxury where she is pampered for a week, only to spend 10 hours posing in a bikini for 50,000 dollars…it’s a very sad story…

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