Mykonos is the Lindsay Lohan, so might as well quote our leader as the title of this post…

I don’t even know if Lindsay Lohan is still in Mykonos, I don’t really pay attention to her and her acting as our leader is more just a VERY long running 15 year joke because I decided to choose a celebrity to fixate on in the early era of blogging and Paris Hilton was already taken.

That said, this Goulart is the kind of Brazilian Tranny you’d let give you AIDS and destroy the American Porn scene like it was LARA ROXX…I’m just coming at you with the 2005 references aren’t I….let me explain, in the 2000s, the porn industry had an AIDS outbreak, like the COVID outbreak, only it wasn’t from China, it was from Tranny Porn from Brazil and a new to the industry girl named Lara got that HIV and was a casualty of the whole thing, but is likely still alive, you know PREP shit.

ANYWAY…..GOULART…a Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model who may or may not be tranny, there are certain countries where the Trannies can pass, and the reality is. who cares, when you look this good, your ass will still get eaten by all the rich guys despite there being a big brazilian dick tucked into it, in fact some of the rich guys are probably more into that…especially in greek…the country where Anal sex was officially invented.

Point being, Goulart has been out of the Day to Day Victoria’s Secret shit,I guess she left America to stay in Brazil and up until they decided to cancel their infomercial, she was still doing that…giving her ample time to just do fitness, eat well, and the outcome…a great toned body…tanned and spectacular even if she’s old as shit in model years, she’s better than most of the lazy bitches out there because they just don’t try as hard…

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