Daisy Lowe is Gwen Stefani’s unwanted stepdaughter…or was before that dude went to the dude ranch and got Country for Blake Shelton who couldn’t full embrace his queer tendancies for obvious Gay Cowboy reasons, you know we can’t all be Brokeback Mountain….right Jake Gyllenhaal you faggot….so go for the best option, that manly bitch with cut abs who if you fuck up the ass the right way could be as close to vagina-less as possible.
Prior to the Cowboy, she was with a guy who had a thing for Trannies, shocking, naked Gavin Rossdale….
Gavin Rossdale on some of his early escapades knocked up a groupie as these people do and when the daughter was 14 she learned that she was the heiress to the BUSH empire, no not the beer, the shitty band that had a popular song called Glycerine, which was about the lube he uses when he fucks the trannies in his life…
Apparently, she thought she was her mom’s husbands kid…because that’s normally how this whole having babies thing works…but a paternity test proved otherwise…that mom was a slut groupie who let some Gavin Rossdale semen inside her….AND IT STUCK…
Turns out that works out great for her career…she became a big titty model, now she’s an old big titty model who was, but the point is…the big titties…
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