I used to like writing about Daisy Lowe, not that I like writing about any of these idiots, I am not a writer….but I used to like “Taking a Piss” as the British would say on Daisy Lowe like I was her dad on one of his Tranny Girlfriends, and no, I don’t mean Gwen Stefani, who you know was mad about Daisy Lowe coming out of the woodwork when she discovered Gavin Rossdale was her dad after thinking someone else was her dad, because her mom was a groupie like that….even though Gwen Stefani looks trans…and even when I was younger and less sophisticated in my standards of women, back when “I’m just a girl” came out…I would scream at my screen saying “LIKELY STORY GWEN”….you got a dick under that 6-pack abs…bitch..

Anyway, Daisy Lowe, rockstar daughter who didn’t know it, turned model, who has since turned fat is taking a bath for a brand deal…cuz she’s still getting paid and I’m into it, even if I think fat is disgusting, not something to ever empower, the root of all evil and disgusting…I figure she’s old enough to be fat as the good years are behind her, so take what you can get….

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