Solveig Mork Hansen is a Danish model…that I would like to eat for breakfast…like most Danishes…because I am fat…and because she looks like a tasty…but probably isn’t…because she’s a model and probably fucks rich disgusting men because she doesn’t like paying rent….

There’s a valuable lesson in this and that is that if you are a no name, young and busty enough tall girl with an immigrant name, who takes a good picture, you don’t have to be a cam girl or stripper to get by, you can always make friends with photographers, and do the hipster nudity thing…it works…and I fucking love it…because naked girls are the best…even when they are not nude…

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Solveig Mork Hansen is a relatively no name Danish Model…with huge tits…

I like knowing that if you are a no name, young and busty girl, who takes a good picture, you don’t have to be a cam girl or stripper to get by with your looks, you don’t need to waste your time with college, or getting an office job where the fluorescent lights rape your soul, you don’t need to work as a cocktail waitress or bar tender… you can always throw the dice, make friends with photographers, and do the hipster nudity thing…and hope it works…

Sure, you probably won’t make money or get paid that much, but you’re building your portfolio, but more importantly, building a dream…and you don’t have to be a 10,000 dollar a day model, who some gay dude in the fashion industry found and likes using over and over again, making them into millionaires who attract billionaire sperm…you can just get as famous as you need to, being as hot as you need to be to lure in millionaire boyfriends to help fund the dream…unless maybe you’ve got a trust fund…

Either way, the good news is that there are always going to be amazing girls, in amazing places, doing amazing things, willing to get naked, topless, or whatever for the sake of just doin it…for the pure love of being naked in pictures….and by pure love I mean hope for fame and fortune…success and the good life…

Because unlike the other paid models, these girls are fun and just like doing it, but they all eventually want to get paid, and the more people pay attention to them, the more their ego inflates, and the sooner they become the hookers who demand you pay them by the hour…because they’ve done all this hooker work for free…

That said…Solveig Mork Hansen is on the cusp of fame, she’s been in Vanity Fair already…oh and Guess…So I guess we’re done here….This hipster model…is already all I fucking hate…but she’s got great tits so…that’s good..

Model is Solveig Mork Hansen – VISIT HER INSTAGRAM – HERE
Pictures by Nicola D’Orazio – VISIT HER SITE – HERE

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I don’t know what is going on with Vanity Fair, but as far as I’m concerned I don’t care, as long as it keeps heading in this direction…because I am a pervert and when I see fishnets over panties, I just want to slide my hand up in there and act like a puppet master…at the puppet show of my dreams….

I’ve never heard of Solveig Mork Hansen…or really care…who she is or what her story is…or where she is from….I just like that Vanity Fair has gone lingerie catalog….and appreciate that she’s not a sex worker while being a sex worker…

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