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2011

12

Dec

Daisy Lowe in ‘Naked’ by Mari Sarai of the Day

Daisy Lowe has been naked before, so this is nothing new and special, especially considering she’s just being typical of someone who grows up fatherless to seek male attention by stripping and fucking strange men…and I guess that is something I gotta love and support…I mean without daddy issues, where would we be, would I still be a virgin?

The real fun in this naked for fashion, daddy issue slut, is hat I know the backstory and that back story is that she was a surprise that rained on Gwen Stefani’s perfect life parade when her husband Gavin Rossdale failed the paternity test…the stress of the drama that ensued to a cunt like Stefani must have been fucking hysterical…and knowing this tit and pussy is the root of all that…makes her legendary…..

Now here is her vagina…cuz Stefani’s not as good a step parent as me….

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2011

17

Aug

Daisy Lowe Naked in Playboy of the Day

Here is Daisy Lowe in Playboy pics…

I avoid posting Playboy pics – cuz those motherfuckers sue hard when you do…but I figured I couldn’t resist posting pics of Gwen Stefani’s stepdaughter she didnt know she had when she got married to the bi-sexual/homosexual/tranny fucker Gavin Rossdale…assuming that he hadn’t cum in a pussy based on his sexual history and love of her muscles…..cuz there’s just so many layers of funny….

She’s some UK hipster trash with a trust fund cuz she’s getting paid off for being that illegit child….and getting work for being a low level celebrity scandal…and I guess now she’s getting officially naked for magazines…cuz she’s on her own quest of fame…and lets face it…with a body like this…she is better off naked…

I’m probably in love but that could just be my erection talking…

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2011

09

Mar

Daisy Lowe Illegitimate Child Nude for GQ of the Day

Here’s Gwen Stefani’s surprise steepdaughter….and as a drunkenstepfather, I have an affinity for people in unwanted extended families…this story is hilarious to me….even funnier than her husbands gay sex romps…cuz after watching a Gwen Stefani music video, you know you gotta be bi sexual to be into that ripped core…because here is this rockstar trash who falls in love with Australian rockstar trash only to have Daisy Lowe surface after they started a family of their own…only to say Gavin Rossdale’s her day and dude denied and denied and denied until the paternity test…at which point dude paid and paid and paid on so many fucking levels….and now the bitch is modeling….half naked…like most of these fashionista hipsters with rich parents…trying to find purpose in their coke fueled daddy issue life…and I kinda like it….but not as much as I like her bare ass

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2010

29

Oct

Daisy Lowe’s Ass for Crash of the Day

Daisy Lowe is Gavin Rossdale’s love child with Pearl Lowe. He was only proven to be her father when she was 15, it caused a lot of shit with his wife Gwen Stefani and it lead to rumors that he cut all ties with her, because you can’t let an old mistake come back to haunt you and try to ruin your happy new life with a woman who looks like a man but who everyone wanted to fuck in the 90s because we are gang of fucking homos who are fooled by marketing…

Except maybe for me, because I know that no matter how sweaty Gwen Stefani was, and no matter how hard her little boy nipples were, and no matter how ripped and chiseled her muscles were, I never found her appealing…that’s not to say I’m not a faggot, even though I’ve never had or wanted dick, but it is to say that I don’t like my women to look like they have one…but I am not Gavin Rossdale who openly is bisexual and who has admitted to being with dudes before marrying a chick who looks like a dude…

But I guess that’s got nothing to do with Daisy Lowe, even if we’re talking about her estranged stepMOTHER, and we are a site dedicated to step-Parenting and extended families, and what is actually important in all this is that Daisy Lowe is mooning us…proving yet again that a girl raised without a dad will do anything for male attention….especially one who wants to be a respected model…willing to perform for the photographer to pave her own way in life…despite the silver spoon….so there’s a lot of good things going on in her head…cuz it all leads to 21 year old bare ass her dad may not want, but I’m pretty sure I do…

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2010

04

Jun

Daisy Lowe Shows Off Tit of the Day

I am friends with all these Hollywood rich kids living the hipster fashionista life on Facebook. I like to look at them living their hipster fashionista life…pretending to go to school while collecting trust funds they know will never dry up. Partying, traveling, flying private jets from LA to NYC to London to attend stupid events they have access to because someone in their family was relevant and the whole thing doesn’t offend me at all…I’d probably be doing the same thing, except for the dirty hipster part, because I’d embrace where I as from, get in the fucking shower and I’d only wear gold plated clothing…seriously…I’d be fucking Royalty, cuz gutter artists in a luxury loft was never my thing, but apparently it is many fashion designers and photographers and model scouts’ thing, cuz all these trust fund partying hipsters have modeling contracts….which is good with me as long as they get naked or topless in photoshoots thinking they are contributing to the fashion scene cuz that’s as good as they get and it’s all thanks to their Rockstar daddies….

So here is some Daisy Lowe rockstar trust fund baby tit…

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2009

28

Sep

Daisy Lowe Forgets Her Pants of the Day

Her name is Daisy Lowe and she has a really fascinated story, if hearing about the hardships of useless rich kids is something you find fascinating. At 20, she is a model who dated such legendary figures like Samantha Ronson’s annoying musical brother, she spent the first 15 years of her life not knowing her dad was Gavin Rossdale from Bush and Gwen Stefani’s vagina fame and all that stress has made her forget her pants, unless this is supposed to be fashionable, which based on the racks at my local American Apparel, the Beyonce video and Lady Gaga, the general public is following their fuckin’ lead and walking around in what would looks like their one piece bathing suits and I figure even when it is on disgusting bitches, it’s still more entertaining than regular pants for a pervert like me because the more people adopt this trend, making it mainstream and luring the hot 9 to 5er girls to adopt the trend substantially improving walking down the street.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Daisy Lowe|Pantsless

2009

17

Jun

Terry Richardson and Vanity Fair’s Pirelli Calendar Behind the Scenes of the Day

Terry Richardson proves yet again that being a photographer gets you pussy, or at least gets you to hang around hot pussy, especially when you’ve convinced the world that your perverted, amateur style of photography is fuckin’ art and not just perverted and amateur, because your dad was some successful fashion photographer you rode to the top of your game, and really who cares, his shit is at least semi-interesting to look at, especially when the girls in the pics are hipster trust fund trash he’s pulled out of the bar and brought back to his loft to get, but are actually highend fashion models at the top of their game doing the Pirelli Calendar. What it comes down to is we’re all full of shit, the smart ones are the ones who make money off it, or at least get pussy from it, and the nice ones are the ones who share that pussy with the rest of us in pictures….

The modesl you see are Miranda Kerr, Ana Beatriz Barros, Miranda Kerr, Eniko Mihalik, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Catherine M, Abbey Lee, Daisy Lowe, Gracie C, Marloes Horst, Lily Cole, Georgina Stojiilkovic and their tits.

Posted in:Abbey Lee|Ana Beatriz Barros|Catherine M|Daisy Lowe|Eniko Mihalik|Georgina Stojiilkovic|Gracie C|Lily Cole|Marloes Horst|Miranda Kerr|Nude|Pirelli Calendar|Rosie Huntington-Whiteley|Terry Richardson|Topless|Vanity Fair

2008

25

Nov

Gavin Rossdale’s Daughter is Nude of the Day

Daisy Lowe is a funny rich kid story. She is 19, her mother is some slut who was married to some guy and her god father was Gavin Rossdale from the band Bush, who is married to Gwen Stefani. She was under the impression that her father was her mom’s husband, something that most kids would naturally think, but when she was older, after some paternity tests were issued, it turned out that Gavin Rossdale was her dad.

I guess that is some soap opera worthy rich kid daddy issues, that would lead a girl into the drug, party life as she’s fed money from the dad who was never there’s guilt and now she’s some model who dated Sam Ronson’s brother Mark, who DJs, Models and gets naked in magazines, and these are the pictures…because rich sluts with daddy issues are my porn and I wonder if Gavin Rossdale can separate himself from the fact that he is her dad, since he had no problem separating himself from being her dad her entire life, and take in how solid them tits are.

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