Daisy Lowe is the 32 year old model who seems to have grown into her tits, meaning she had big tits, then the rest of her caught up, it happens with a lot of big tits, especially when there’s a global pandemic and more importantly being fat is a marketing hook, there’s activism and empowerment in being fat, which is hilarious since it literally takes zero fucking effort, but let’s embrace it…and we will too since she’s in her 30s and we don’t have major expectations here…for the most part, we don’t even know who Daisy Lowe is, I only do because my celebrity child fetish is real.

That said…Daisy Lowe was a hilarious story when it happened….her tranny loving dad was married to Gwen Stefani, had a family with her because much to his dismay, she wasn’t born a man, even though I always thought she was since first seeing those abs on her No Doubt videos. I never fell for her being hot, she was always a dude to me….and I guess Rossdale fell into that trap too.

But yeah, 2 years into his Gwen Stefani transgender marriage, he found out that he was the dad of Daisy Lowe thanks to a paternity test and that’s the best kind of thing to to throw a wrench in any marriage…

Her mom, a groupie, thought the cum in her belonged to someone else, as that happens when you’re drunk, high, or fucking as many dudes as your pussy can handle in the gangbang like it was ANNABELL CHONG….where is she at? Instagram is down…we’ll never know.

But I’m sure that Paternity test was a real win for Lowe…I mean look at her now…showing tits, but not because she needs to pay the rent..like those other girls showing tit in slutty selfies.

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