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2021

09

Feb

Sara Sampaio Tit on Tit with Jasmine Tookes of the Day

I don’t know why I don’t like Sara Sampaio, I mean she’s a Victoria’s Secret model so the brainwashing machine should have me thinking she’s a hot model…then there’s the whole light eyes with her dark hair that is on paper a marketing trait for a brunette to have that makes them more beautiful…maybe I am racist against the Portuguese, because I worked for shitty Portuguese first generation assholes, but that’s probably not the case, because I am into budget travel and I know that Portugal despite being seen as the asshole of Europe is also the gateway to Europe for broke asses like me looking for culture…plus I eat Portuguese roasted chicken whenever it comes up…

So maybe it has something to do with her jumping on the MeToo movement thing a few years ago where she whined about a photographer or magazine publishing her nudes that she signed the rights over to and equated that to being raped or MeTooed, all while being in a relationship with a rich guy into models, cuz that’s what rich guys do, and I guess what models do too…because if she wasn’t a VS model, she’d be working at the fishing boat with her family, married to one of the fishermen for sure…so what I am saying is she’s essentially a prostitute…..

I don’t mind her bikini content because it’s bikini content…so here that is…




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2020

11

Sep

Jasmine Tookes Nude of the Day

Jasmine Tookes

I have absolutely no interest in anything Jasmine Tookes and it’s not a race thing, but people, who I like to think are the actual racists, will try to turn it into a race thing because she happens to have a tan.

I have absolutely no interest in Jasmine Tookes besides maybe that she was a Gymnast before becoming a model when she was far too young because that industry is filled with perverts, but I assume that since she was a Gymnast for a decade of her life, she’s still got the ability to do the splits or various poses that would make her more interesting….but even that is a giant whatever…

She did go onto be a Victoria’s Secret Angel and she was actually USA born and raised, so probably not part of Epstein’s human trafficking network that the owner of Victoria’s Secret funded….but for whatever reason, that hasn’t got in trouble for giving Epstein basically a billion dollars….but that is because nothing makes sense.

The reason I have no interest in Tookes, is because her shit is just boring and when there are 1000s of girls who want it and don’t act like they deserve it….I’d rather focus on them….but barely…I mean I’d rather just be sitting drinking a cocktail on a 500 acre ranch…but since my life is updating this shitty site…I’d rather do it with better shit…

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2020

02

Jan

Jasmine Tookes in a Bikini of the Day

Jasmine Tookes is some American Victoria’s Secret model which is rare. She got her start at modelling at the age of 15, which should be criminal but is celebrated in the EPSTEIN connected billion dollar brand that hasn’t really tried to detach themselves from the fact that most of EPSTEIN’s money came from the founder….

BUT THAT IS NOT WHAT WE ARE HERE FOR…I don’t care if Epstein killed himself, or what high powered perverted fuck underage people in their PEDO rings…not because I am a bad person but because I already know anyone in any position of power…including just being wealth…are GARBAGE fucking people …

Nice people don’t make moves to get rich, famous, powerful…nice people are too busy being NICE…

Anyway, Jasmine Tookes, the brands answer to inclusivity I guess is out in a bikini doing basic bikini content for her social media…you know to keep herself alive in an era where the future of her bosses or “client” that probably over pay her are questionable…because of being criminals…and because of being out of touch with the market as they keep bringing the same bullshit catalog shoots in an evolving time of there is way more to jerk off to than a lingerie catalog now.

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2019

22

Jul

Jasmine Tookes Bikini of the Day

Jasmine Tookes Bikini Revolve

Jasmine Tookes is in bikini Catalog pics…

Bikini Catalog pics have no soul..they are empty, they aren’t hot, they are designed to sell shitty product to people who aren’t me…as I am only here for the tits…Tits that are photoshopped in the worst way for the catalog pics…when really I’ll I’m into is a butt shot over the shoulder selfies every girl at a pool was posting during this past weekend’s HEAT DOME.

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2019

18

Feb

All the Naked Models of the Day

Here are some old pics, maybe new pics, I have terrible memory so new pics to me pics of model from the mall brand Victoria’s Secret, that you’ve probably heard of before thanks to them spending millions a year for you to know who their models are…even though you don’t actually care about who they are…you’re just here for the tits…and tits…we’ve got…

It makes you wonder why they airbrush out the tits in the Catalog, when clearly all these chicks will show tit…it’s just oppressive Christian nonsense trying to not be labeled porn, despite all their girls being on degree of separation off from being a sex worker…they are paid to be bodies that wear underwear….I mean lets get some perspective here.

Exciting stuff….

Martha Hunt
Naked Models for MUSE Martha Hunt

Jasmine Tookes

Lais Ribeiro
Naked Models for MUSE Lais Ribeiro

Maya Henry
Naked Models for MUSE Maya Henry

Toni Garrn
Naked Models for MUSE Toni Garrn

Candice Swanepoel
Naked Models for MUSE Candice Swanepoel

More Candice in a bikini

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2018

29

Nov

Josephine Skriver and Jasmine Tookes Hard Nipples of the Day

Jasmine Tookes Josephine Skriver Hard Nipples Braless 1

Josephine Skriver just got engaged…

All I have to say to that is that the power of love is real man…Romance is real man….but more interesting, I have some inside scoop on her husband / mooch to be, and that is that he has been fucking Victoria’s Secret models, and really all kinds of models for years….he’s a New York, or was a New York scenester with some shitty band….he’s been around….but apparently….when Josephine Skriver crawled out of the lab her biologist “dad” or “creator” made her in and was sold off to the underwear brand…this dude was at the airport to get her….she was a virgin at the time, he popped the cherry and I guess figured it was so good to have this BOT or AI with an amazing body onto him as the first love of her life…so he stuck it out…she bought them a house in Nashville where he can pretend to be a musician and now he’ll likely make hot little AI babies…assuming she’s not infertile…you know how cloning fucks up reproductive organs….probably not as bad as her Fiance did….you know the HYMEN thief….but it’s nice that love conquered all..

Here are her nipples with jasmine Tooke to celebrate love.


Jasmine Tookes Titty Pop…

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2018

05

Apr

Jasmine Tookes Tits on the Beach of the Day

Jasmine Tookes Tits in a White Bikini

The biggest fail in my blog publishing career happened last night, while drunk, around 1 am…when I posted these pictures for you, my dearest friend, without actually writing a post, because I was trying to save it to post later, you know to prep it up for when I was sober and prepared to write the same thing I write about all these bitches, but for a different bitch, because I am not a journalist and I don’t delve into their story, their inner workings, I just look at the tits they present me with – because that’s all they present me with – or the most noise they make in the world…

She’s the Ethnic, affirmative action, inclusion VS model….to prove VS is not racist….evil maybe, but not racist, at least not to white or black people…the asians on the other hand man their factories and that’s likely a whole other story….

Here are some tits on the beach day of the day.

Jasmine Tookes Tits and Ass in Tiny Bikini on the Beach

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2018

02

Mar

Jasmine Tookes Naked of the Day

Jasmine Tookes naked

Token Black / Indian Victoria’s Secret girl Jasmine…up on some Alladin shit..

SHOW the world they are inclusive as long as the girl meets certain measurement requirements…you know unrealistic body expectations for girls everywhere ….because a hot body has no fucking race, ethnicity, or in this day and age, GENDER, if ti’s hot it is hot…and her body is banging…and I guess she knows it because she’s all naked in a photo for “art” and LIKES AND FOLLOWS for payment

Jasmine Tookes Naked on the beach

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2018

21

Feb

Jasmine Tookes and Lais Ribeiro in Bikini’s of the Day

jasmine tookes in a bikini on the beach

There’s nothing more magical than some single mom sex worker, who doesn’t need to be a sex worker anymore, thanks to Victoria’s Secret hiring her and legitimizing her as a sex worker, applying lotion on her face, in a way that could give you flashback of her taking loads on her face, if you were one of the casting agents who dropped loads on her face, but based on her single mother being more into taking loads in her cunt….

Good tits…All these Victoria Secret girls hanging together like part of a sex ring, sex cult….which I guess they are….

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Posted in:Jasmine Tookes|Lais Ribeiro|SFW

2018

23

Jan

Jasmine Tookes in a Swimsuit of the Day

Jasmine Tookes Black Bikini

Shanina Shaik is a model from Australia who once dated Tyson Beckford, despite the world thinking he was gay, a male model who has been known to post up pics of his boner in tight underwear on his social media, a penis that likely destroyed a few pussies, in a way that forced her to continue dating the black men…and she is now engaged to a dude named DJ RUKUS, whatever the fuck that is…I don’t pay attention to things…ever.

She’s having a bachelorette party or some bullshit, where model Jasmine TOOKES attended and posted the butt shots, which is all we really care about in this story of love and romance….

It is a reminder of how hot back women are and more importantly how I’ve never had sex with a black women because I guess they are racist towards me.

Here are some pics from the social media…

Shanina Shaik the Bride to Be’s ass..because whatever…

Shanina Shaik bachelorette

THe other guest, look at their color coded bathing suits – so clever and tacky….but ASS!

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