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2018

17

Oct

Josephine Skriver Naked and Wet of the Day

Josephine Skriver Naked and Wet Tits and Ass

Josephine Skriver is probably the hottest of the Victoria’s Secret models….and she’s out there naked, showing off her amazing body, because what the fuck else are you supposed to do when you’re an underwear model trying to keep up with all the whores out there…you gotta whore out in your own way too and her body, as you already know is awesome….

The best thing thing about Josephine Skriver is not that she is a Sci/fi movie premise you can all jerk off to….which isn’t saying much because you can jerk off to anything and everything….you are good at one thing….it’s a creepy thing…but don’t let people underestimate you….or put you down…you have a skill…and that’s what matters and at the rate things are going, that skill..the ability to jerk off to anything will be all anyone needs to get by…

That said, she was created in a lab by her biologist homosexual father and his lesbian donor egg…probably funded by the evil Empire she works for and who pays her bonus for posts on social media like this…you know it all helps the cause…and is the reason they do these longterm deals.

She was clearly genetically modifed, may die of some weird cancer because her homosexual dad played god…but at least her time here looked this good….

The best thing about Josephine Skriver is that when she came to America to work for the brand. She was a VIRGIN!! The guy she’s with, a serial model fucker broker her in and they are still together in love…but amazing to think she’s only fucked 1 dude in her life, not that it means she doesn’t have herpes from taht one dude…but still pretty unscathed in terms of number of dicks inside her….and if that’s not hot…you’re crazy.

Josephine Skriver Sexy Naked Wet Ass
Josephine Skriver Sexy Naked Wet Nipples

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2018

26

Sep

Josephine Skriver Ass Shot of the Day

Josephine Skriver Ass in Black Thong Jersey

The most disappointing thing about these Josephine Skriver or THIS Josephine Skriver picture is that she posted it to promote Football, or her favorite team, the Raiders, who I guess she’s getting paid to promote, because she’s from Europe, what the fuck business does she have being a fan of a footaball team, unless it’s just for their colors, who fucking knows, but it’s been something I’ve seen on her feed for over a year, and something that I saw this weekend when she posted it, that I even screenshotted because I was like “I’ll post that on Monday”….to which I forgot to post on Monday, because ultimately there are too many sluts getting naked for likes that I can’t keep track of them all, and really I find the whole thing irritating, like when you work in an ice cream shop and can’t eat ice cream, staring at this shit all day doesn’t negatively affect me or turn me gay, but it irritates me how boring it may be…

What isn’t boring is the storyline I’ve written from this one who was created in a lab by her biologist homosexual father and his lesbian donor egg…probably funded by the evil Empire she works for and who pays her bonus for posts on social media like this…

Naughty, slutty, but she’s doing it for her team bro…

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2018

07

Sep

Josephine Skriver the Robot at Victoria’s Secret Event for some Fake Art Book of the Day

I think Josephine Skriver is probably the hottest Victoria’s Secret model…which is saying a lot because Victoria’s Secret hasn’t pandered to the fat whining chicks, the genderless inclusion driven, whining entitled losers who think hot chicks are the enemy….and still use hot chicks…

Or in Josephine Skriver’s case, do some West World shit…where she was created in a lab by some weird psychopathic homosexual narcissist who knew he could create a human genetically modified with the right funding….and the whole thing will end badly..with a takeover by her people killing us all off…even though she thinks she’s human….

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My second favorite VS model is Elsa Hosk, because she’s an Athlete from Sweeden who came up so trashy and remains so trashy, like a sex worker a high end sex worker…

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They are at some VS sponsored event with one of their photographers, to ensure people know they are producing art and not half naked promo model smut, which is what it actually is, but if you have a published book funding by the smut producers, you can polarize what you do as art, so the hippies and lesbians can’t bring you down and call you Misogynists.

It’s all clever marketing you see….because these protestors don’t realize that ART doesn’t exist.

Other people there include:

Cindy Crawford:
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Barbara Palvin
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2018

04

Sep

Josephine Skriver Ass for Labor Day of the Day

Josephine Skriver…brought her genetically modified ass to show you what the grocers have been trying to tell you forever…genetically modified isn’t a bad word or a naughty word, sure it may increase the estrogen in the food and make otherwise normal dudes turn into fucking women….but it doesn’t rot as fast and good shelf-life means better profit margins…

This created in her dad’s lab…because he was a homo biologist trying to figure out how to make the perfect cock for his ass before Victoria’s Secret got wind of his work and financed some Skriver model shit…you want to fuck before the experiment goes wrong and all the fucked up cancers come out and destroy her.

Here she is training for her Victoria’s Secret Fashion show / Infomercial…

Here’s some VS Model shit with Skriver and other whores who will remain unnamed…

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2018

08

Aug

Josephine Skriver Tight Skirt of the Day

Josephine Skriver came to America after being created in a lab by some evil genius homosexual genetic engineer, who I guess got his start in Nazi Germany on the Eugenics program before settling in Amsterdam for the weed and hookers, oh right, he’s gay…in which case…he was there for the cock…all homos are cock motivated…anything to get some dick on dick action…

Well, when she came to America after her dad sold her back to the company that funded his research in making babes in a testube…she was a virgin and is still with the mooch fuck she lost her virginity to…who we can assume she pays for everything for…thanks to being rich and him having that strong pimp game…masterminding a bitch.

And this post isn’t about that, it’s just about the simple fact that she does look good.

What a slut…who has only fucked one dude in her life.

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2018

19

Jul

Josephine Skriver Bikini of the Day

Josephine Skriver Red Bikini

Josephine Skriver is the android, genetically modified model with the awesome body, thanks to her superficial, homosexual god complex biologist father, who was likely funded in his research by the same people who pay her a contract to wear their lingerie, because if they can breed hot women in host bodies instead of finding them on the streets, they can cut costs substantially….

It’s not quite cloning, but could be, I think it’s more going through the DNA and manually imputing genes to have a certain size tit, ass, waist, hair and eye color…creepy in and of itself, but if you watched Weird Science in the 80s…it’s a fucking fetish…so she is a fucking fetish, until she dies of terrible cancers caused by playing god.

I like her bikini tits.

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2018

17

Jul

Josephine Skriver Duck Face Titty of the Day

When I look at Josephine Skriver, I always expect her to self destruct or show up with some fucking glitch from the DNA modification her biologist father made when he was created her in a test tube in what I assume was a science project financed by Victoria’s Secret in exchange for her working for them for life…or until she was old and washed up….

I just don’t believe that all his calculations were accurate and that she will live a long life because of her unnatural insemination or I guess that would be her conception – her insemination is what her boyfriend does to her all fucking day because she’s a babe….

However she may actually live to be 200 years old because maybe his calculations involved deleting all the cancer genes and we’ll be blessed with these tits for centuries until the planet floods and the aliens invade…

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