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2014

14

Jul

Josephine Skriver Topless for Allure Russia of the Day

Danish model JOSEPHINE SKRIVER , daughter of a lesbian and a gay marine biologist proves that the European gays can instill the right morals and values in the children they raise, despite what the Christians think, leading to a babe dialled into “artistic” nudity…

I mean she’s definitely hot enough to be a stripper, escort or even a pornstar, but her gay parents and their gay lovers, showed her that the real way to make money off her nudity is Fashion…because fashion is respectable…and if she shoots spread eagle vagina shots for Vogue, it is making a statement on the condition of a woman’s role in society, but when a girl does the same post for “Teen Gangbang Sluts From the Projects”….it’s making a statement of “damn that bitch need money for drugs and illegit babies”…

Both fun to look at, one a little bit of a better life strategy…that I guess she learned from having two active parents that actually wanted kids, because in their world, accidents from sex usually lead to hospital visits not abortion clinics…

ALl this to say, gay parents are better parents than single mothers in the projects/on welfare/etc.…and here are the pics to prove it.

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2014

10

Jun

Josephine Skriver’s Topless for Porter of the Day

Josephine Skriver is a model who got naked in PORTER magazine…but didn’t show her nipples because that is probably against her Victoria’s Secret contract, seeing as she walked their show last year, and that shit is a model’s dream…that you don’t want to throw away…because you’re who life depends on it, I mean even your dating life, because when you work for Victoria’s Secret, they decide everything for you…it’s part of protecting a billion dollar brand’s image,

That said, Porter Magazine, is not a fashion magazine, it is basically a catalog disguised as a fashion magazine for an online retailer…and I guess topless is OK for them, but nipples, that shit can offend their Christian market and doesn’t drive sales of vintage clothing, but I guess topless still happened, even if I don’t consider a bitch toppless unless my dick is between her tits…but that’s just me.

I guess the biggest story to know about her is that her mom is a Lesbian, which I assume means she’s good at eating ass..bonus!

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2014

10

Mar

Josephine Skriver Nipple in Fat Man Magazine of the Day


Josephine Skriver is a Victoria’s Secret model, and this is her nipple for some magazine called Fat Man Magazine, that I assume was designed for me, being a fat man, but then I realize is just mocking me, because I am a fat man…you know saying when you are built fat, girls like Josephine Skriver, straight from Denmark, will only have sex with you if you are rich or offering them citizenship, you know otherwise the only fat man getting up on this is gonna be a fucking magazine…but what they don’t realize is that fat men everywhere, can stare at these pics and masturbate to them, which when you’ve never had sex, like most fat men, is all they fucking know…so take that Josephine Skriver and your nipple for fashion…take that….

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2013

18

Nov

Josephine Skriver in LUI Magazine of the DAy

I don’t know much about Josephine Skriver but apparently she’s from Denmark and her mother is a lesbian and her dad is a gay marine Biolgist…and apparently…she was one of his science experiments that went right…and the good thing about a girl who was raised in the LGBT world…is their open mindedness to anal…and really all things sexual cuz both her parents get freaky in the unconventional kinda fuck…making me thing…she strives harder to live a conventional hetero life…because no one wants to be like their parents…and in doing that…she fucks proper…but I’m just making assumptions…seeing as I’ve never heard of her before her toplessness for a fashion magazine that I think I want to write love songs about…love songs to sing on fire escapes of ex girlfriends….in hopes that as I get arrested they know I miss them….it’s a better strategy than kidnapping.

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2012

22

May

Josephine Skriver and Patricia van der Vliet Lesbian Fantasy for Fashion of the Day

Here is a hot photoshoot of Josephine Skriver and Patricia van der Vliet, two models I have never heard of for Vogue Russia that is pretty erotic….it is marketed as fashion and has high end premium ads around it…but shit reminds me of a romance novel old ladies jerk off to…or the opening scenes to one of those softcore porn movies I jerk off to when real porn makes me feel dirty and like I am losing my romantic side…approaching sex as fucking, hardcore throat fucking, fucking…and not flowers, bubble baths and shitty music it is meant to be……cuz that bullshit gets the girls in and once they are in…the hardcore fucking can be introduced…

So here is some lesbian fantasy porn for fashion….and these models….have great tit…

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