Test tube baby Josephine Skriver proves yet again that genetically modified humans, unlike their food counterparts, are much more substantial and good to look at than regular in utero born babies…especially when those test tube babies are made from gay scientists and some lesbian…because they are raised to be fabulous, to look fabulous, to dress fabulous, and to get into modeling to be fabulous…the poster child for the experiment we can consider a success..all funded by Victoria’s Secret…

I’m a fan of this future technology. I need it for my basement, you know to give my captives friends that no one will notice are missing..

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Josephine Skriver is a Victoria’s Secret model…but more interesting she was designed by science…

Her mom a lesbian and her dad a gay marine Biolgist…and apparently…she was one of his science experiments…on some Dr Moreau shit…and it went right…

Blending the DNA of some dyke and himself….to some create his own perfect and amazing creature….which is weird because every gay dude I know…hates lesbians….but I guess there are exceptions to every rule…or something…and that exceptions is this model…who is modeling something…in these pics….because that’s what models do…

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Well…it looks like Victoria’s Secret really maximized this Josephine Skriver model.

The rumor is that the new generation of Victoria’s Secret girls only get paid 100k, which seems like a lot of money to some, because when you factor in all the celebrity, and celebrity cock you get from being one of these models, there are girls like Gigi Hadid and Kendall Jenner who are willing to pay the brand millions of dollars to work for them….

But in the model world, that’s what a girl can make in a day…so seeing these 500 amazing pics…of an amazing model I am sure Leonardo has either pretended to fuck because he’s as gay as Kanye….or will pretend to fuck because he’s as gay as Kanye…but who as far as I’m concerned is still fresh faced and unscathed…even though we all know that’s not true…not in this fuck your way or buy your way to the top society…

You can see her Danish Nipples from a shoot here CLICK HERE

I hare catalog pics…but I love her lubed up and run through whatever this filter Victoria’s Secret is rebranding with…It’s like instagram..but in a catalog..

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Josephine Skriver is a model…who I guess did some work for Victoria’s Secret and who is now doing work for Juicy Couture…a brand that is probably made in the Victoria’s Secret Asian Sweatshops since that is how these mall brands do things…and if you’ve ever been to a mall, and I have, it’s the best place to scope out hot, young, angsty teensin short shorts and crop tops…

Well…her back story is that this Josephine Skriver is from Denmark, she was designed by science…her mom a lesbian and her dad a gay marine Biolgist…and apparently…she was one of his science experiments that went right…some create our own perfect and amazing creature as our own….that merges two groups that hate either other…Gay Men..and Lesbians…because while fighting for the same equal rights…gays hate pussy, lesbians hate dick, and they are so far removed from each other…those friendships never work…..and makes the world think gays and lesbians can parent….because they actually want the kids unlike white trash who do it for the unaffordable abortions..

All this to say, She’s probably amazing in bed from all the weird gay and lesbian shit she was exposed to growing up…and I don’t just mean being well dressed….

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Victoria’s Secret makes me laugh….

In the 70s, the Sears Catalog used to have a lingerie section that was the closest thing to porn you could get your hands on if you didn’t have a dad with a stash of Playboys or Penthouse…

The Sears catalog, from what I remember would post girls in semi-sheer underwear and if you looked close enough you could see the shade of a bush or nipple…it was exciting times..

Then Victoria’s Secret happened, and reinvented the lingerie Catalog…I only really remember seeing it in the early 90s, and by then…there was no nipple anywhere, no bush…anywhere…no pussy definition…anywhere…it was the most safe, wholesome underwear catalog in the history of underwear catalog, but the girls they cast were amazing…so it didn’t matter…

Then the Internet happened…Victoria’s Secret seemed dated, but still massive…as people turned to porn, or even nude photoshoots of the models they used…

Then new feminism on the internet happened, as an answer to cyberbullying, that involved but wasn’t limited to attacking people who called girls fat, while getting naked…to free the nipple…

Which led to Victoria’s Secret being attacked for air brushing a woman’s part out of a sheer outfit…because to Feminists that means that they were saying nipple was bad…and you cant’t tell feminists anything because they’ll go crazy…

So now, they’ve decided to say fuck it to the airbrushing..so the nipple and pussy definition, they’re models and photogs are doing this already without them, might as well get on board…which is a good thing..

Especially when it involes Oiling up a girl…

From super generic crap…to softcore erotica…with not much in between…good job Victoria’s Secret on being progressive…I am a fan.

TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER CLICK HERE

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