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2016

26

Jul

Josephine Skriver Naked of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is pretty fucking hot..this is her nude for pervert French photographer David Bellemere who is taking nude model pics to the next level as he works for pretty much everyone – from Victoria’s Secret to God…

Josephine Skriver is pretty famous, has a lot of hype around her and I once or twice wrote that she’s she was created in a lab, built from SCIENCE experiments, possibly funded by Victoria’s Secret, or just her Gay Biologist dad’s GOD COMPLEX….because she’s a test tube baby and it’s all I have to say about her…

I mean that and that she is the first public GMO models…that none of you hippie non-GMO fucks are complaining about – because she looks like this…

I am less interested in her perfect nudes and more with the flaws of science, where she will either self destruct in the middle of a fashion show, or maybe just die of cancer at 23 – because as the republicans tell you – YOU CAN’T FUCK WITH GOD’s WILL SCIENCE…or in her case Gay scientist who makes her call her dad on some Pinocchio shit….

Logical…but I’m really interested in what a perfect, built by science pussy looks like, did they make it out of old rubber boots? Or maybe dead mice! So many questions….considering I actually don’t care.

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2016

21

Jun

Josephine Skriver’s Topless of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret model Josephine Skriver is the future…

Mainly because she was created in a LAB and is a modern genetically modified human, one who all the bad genes are erased from before implanted in the test tube and fertilized.

She is phase one in AI, up on some EX MACHINA shit, because billion dollar brands have money that they feed into models, some of them who don’t eat, so why not funnel some of that money in to building out robot models, who don’t actually eat, because they are battery powered..

Thanks to science, Josephine Skriver is pretty fucking perfect…and here are her robot clone tits…

Like I said, she is future.

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2016

06

Jun

Josephine Skriver Nude for Porter Magazine of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is pretty fucking amazing…..Sure she was created in a lab, has a competitive advantage and was built from SCIENCE experiments, possibly funded by Victoria’s Secret, or just her Gay Biologist dad’s GOD COMPLEX, where Josephine Skriver is the first public GMO models…that none of you hippie non-GMO fucks are complaining about – because she looks like this…

I am less interested in her perfect nudes and more with the flaws of science, where she will either self destruct in the middle of a fashion show, or maybe just die of cancer – or have some of her limbs fall off – because that’s what happens when you play GOD Japedo…that’s what we’ll call her gay dad going forward…the puppet master…up on some Frankenstein shit…I want to jerk off to…

She’s great…

Don’t like that? What the fuck is wrong with you nerd? Well Nerd, How About her with a Light Sabre…that’s some Star Wars shit..

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2016

30

May

Josephine Skriver – Science Experiment for The Edit of the Day

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Josephine Skrive is some whore that was created in a lab…thanks to some narcissistic god complex Marine Biologist dad, all mad scientist and funded by Victoria’s Secret in some country where CLONING is legal…created this creature of greatness in a test-tube…using a surrogate lesbian womb…raising her like she was human and not some freak experiment gone right…

Well, like all experiments…her genetic modification has allowed her to be the model of the year with the most hype – because real humans are so flawed, we need designer humans…

I guess things are good for now, but eventually like an car, parts will start falling off, possibly starting with her vagina, but maybe it’ll just be some weird cancer from fucking with NATURE….but until then…here she is looking good for THE EDIT…

I wish some of the hookers I have been with were more genetically modified, than organic and grown in the dumpster they must have crawled out..but I guess money buys happiness and better women…

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2016

17

May

Josephine Skriver Bra of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is the future of everything – mainly because she was made in a lab by a Marine Biologist she calls Gay-Dad, possibly funded by the Victoria’s Secret brand to create an army of babes they can get half naked, definitely designed by science and genetic programming, no Gay-Dad scientist would create an ugly…and I guess it gives us hope that in our lifetime, we will breed perfect humans instead of the garbage happening around America when ghetto poor trashy reproduce for the tax credits!

Sterilize everyone!

I’m just interested to see if she ends up with any weird cancers, the first generation models are always the ones that can collapse…

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2016

09

May

Josephine Skriver Ass of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is one of the hottest working models of recent years…she’s fucking amazing and her ass…sound round and lovely…already booking major jobs all the fucking time…endorsed by Victoria’s Secret…and pretty fucking perfect…except for being friends with Taylor Swift…

My storyline for Josephine Skriver that people have discounted or called me crazy for saying is pretty fucking basic and in my opinion partially true, even if I go too far on it for the sake of silly blog post, we can all agree, based on the facts that there’s some “god complex” shit going on here…

She is a Danish 23 year old…she is branded by Victoria’s Secret as their angel…but I think they may have funded her father, a marine biologist, and homosexual who created her in a lab using IVF from her lesbian mom’s egg. I don’t know genetic programming laws in Denmark, but I would assume they used it here. I would assume they chose her height and eye color and whatever else you can do with DNA modifications in the clone lab…and I wouldn’t be surprised that their strategy is to create these perfect women to sell their panties into the future…use real humans rather than AI…but still own them so they work for cheap…or something…my kind of slavery…it’s like how UBER is only using UBER drivers until POD self driving cars exist- so that they get to keep 100 percent profit and will have detailed maps of where the cars are needed and will go…but the hot underwear model version….

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2016

28

Apr

Josephine Skriver for David Bellemere in Marie Claire Italy of the Day

Josephine Skriver is the robot, AI, genetically modified, designer DNA, freak…who will probably end up getting a horrible cancer thanks to the early technology of genetic engineering…I mean she was built in the lap, in a test tube, from her biologist homosexual father, and her lesbian donor egg mother…in a lab probably financed by Victoria’s Secret, in a country where cloning and doing “god’s work”…even though GOD is an alien…in selecting hair color, eye color, height and other things…that created Josephine Skriver…

I think I’ve already posted these pics by David Bellemere, who in the event you didn’t know, is one of the top nude model photographers in recent years, who has gone from taking pics of random girls naked…to Victoria’s Secret models…because I guess Victoria’s Secret is trying to be edgy enough to keep up with Instagram…and this shoot is probably a behind the scenes on location for Victoria’s Secret, that they are double dipping in PR by sending them off to magazines that’ll run the feature…it’s good for business…

She’s an it girl, literall…can you consider genetically modified test tube babies anything but an it…and she’s magical…but not really…it’s all based on science which disproves magic…

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2016

22

Apr

Josephine Skriver Victoria Secret Robot of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is a robot that was biologically engineered in a lab. I am not saying that because she’s hot as fuck, or because she’s got a great body, like some kind of nerd who jerks off to weird science.. I am saying it because she was actually bio engineered like a science experiment by her biologist and homsexual father and his lesbian friend’s egg…that you know selected her hair, eye, and body type…all with a contract funded by Victoria’s Secret…to ensure they will one day have their own human camp – making these girls…it’s cheaper than paying yearly contracts…up on some Hitler shit right…exactly…that’s how Corporations work. They are devils…and they distract us with these temptress goddesses…

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2016

12

Apr

Josephine Skriver for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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There is something magical about Josephine Skriver, and that magical thing is that she was genetically modified in a lab as an embryo by a gay biologist, before being bred into a what one could argue is the hottest models around…thanks to science…Weird Science…funded by Victoria’s Secret to save on the million dollar a year salaries they have…

That’s not to say she won’t die young from some horrible cancers from the procedure of being test tube, it’s just to say she’s not dead now…and while not being dead…she’s half naked and WOWing the crowd in her Panties for the evil made in china mall brand…that has redirected their styling to be “Instagram Filter” vibe..becaue Victoria’s Secret has taken on instagram….or maybe because the world is conditioned to be into instagram…either way…boring…but still hot assed cyborg robot non humans in underwear…

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2016

22

Jan

Josephine Skriver in Bikinis of the Day

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Josephine Skriver….has an amazing body…that’s probably why she is very hyped up, people are talking about her, and she’s rolling with all the instagram whores, kardashians and Taylor Swift, giving the illusion that she matters…to herself and people who use instagram….

We can assume that it is Victoria’s Secret, just trying to make their money back on her, because the most interesting thing about her, isn’t the body…it is that she was a test tube, genetically modified, child of a gay biologist, in a lab we can assume was funded by Victoria’s Secret, to create a system to breed models..using DNA modifications…and she worked…and is now working…

Up on some futuristic, DR Moreau, making women obsolete if we can breed them in a lab to be as hot as we want, allowing the Patriarchy to finally rise again..

Here is some bikini pics..

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