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2017

23

Mar

Josephine Skriver in Very Important Robot Instagram Erotica of the DAy

Josephine Skriver is the top billed Victoria’s Secret it girl – because she works 24 hours a day, 7 days a week because of her new battery lifespan that only needs charging one day a month, that her owners and handlers pretend is her first day of her period and she can’t be disturbed…

If you don’t know the story behind the tits in lingerie and swimsuits you probably don’t even know you’re jerking off to…this one was created in a lab by her weird biologist parent. I am convinced it was funded by Victoria’s Secret…advances in model technology…and that’s why they market her so hard, make her hang with TAYLOR SWIFT and other sluts who increase her profile…to create this storyline, even though she’s only 3-4 years old….

I don’t trust anything about anything a billion dollar brand created in a lab….

But I do trust her tits…that are probbaly fake, but then again, so is everything about her…since she’s a fucking robot…a fetish to some…

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2017

14

Mar

Josehphine Skriver for some Jewelry Company of the Day

Josephine Skriver is another one of these Victoria’s Secret girls – who gets all the work thanks to Victoria’s Secret being a stamp of approval on models. They decide who the next girls to make a million dollars a year are. At least the girls who aren’t already rich kids and exploited from a young age by their rich and terrible parents….

This one is an import from Europe, possibly created in a lab funded by Victoria’s Secret in their first attempt to genetically modify their models….like some amazing sci/fi….and now she’s doing all kinds of work like this jewelry campaign…that’s hardly erotic but that happened…and that’s good enough for low standard me….

If you’re into it, they also did an interview with her…

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2017

13

Mar

Josephine Skriver and Elsa Hosk in Lingerie of the Day

Josephine Skriver is an it girl….that I write about as often as she pops up – which is often because when you’re a robot or genetically modified, you’ve got the energy necessary to get into as many shoots a fucking possible…

She’s been marketed hard by Victoria’s Secret, the team who created her, probably in more ways than just her public image…seeing as she’s a robot – or genetically modified – mostly human created in a lab by a homosexual biologist and a lesbian egg….where they could tweak the DNA to make the girl into something spectacular…and either sell her to Victoria’s Secret but they were probably funded by Victoria’s Secret….like self driving cars…lab created models…good for business..the FUTURE…

She posted these pics of herself on her instagram, part of her marketing hustle..and I’m into it..not because I am a weirdo nerd into robots…but because robot or not…she’s hot and that’s good enough for me..

Elsa Hosk..the titty model turned VS model also posted some slutty VS pics on her instagram…

Here they are together…sluts…

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2017

03

Mar

Josephine Skriver in a Bra Top of the Day

Josephine Skriver the robot – or genetically modified – created in a lab by a homosexual biologist and a lesbian egg….where they could tweak the DNA to make the girl into something spectacular…and either sell her to Victoria’s Secret or maybe they were funded by Victoria’s Secret….and now she’s an it girl…

An it girl who looks amazing, who speaks to sexuality, homos and gender equality shit…because of her creators she calls dead…like some Edward Scissorhand shit…

She’s in a hot slutty top….wherever she is…with bodyguards because she’s that important…she’s a prototype…they can’t destroy or let get hurt…they have too much technology invested in this hotness…

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2017

16

Feb

Josephine Skriver in a Bikini of the Day

Josephine Skriver is a robot, or a mutant, or a genetically modified human thanks to a billion dollar company investing in a Gay Biologist’s narcissistic quest to make the perfect woman out of his DNA…in a country where that kind of thing was legal..it is good for business…create the model, own the model, instead of using a model they find in some country…this one is great..they may have even made her without menstrual function – so she can work 30 days a month…awesome science….

You probably don’t care about Josephine Skriver, or know her story, you are more into her tits…or body, which is great…and being rented to some other bikini company by VS, because you need to recoup your investment on creating her in the lab with her gay father….

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2017

06

Feb

Slutty Models for 10 Magazine of the Day

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10 Magazine is a British luxury quarterly magazine published in London, UK.

WHICH MEANS…actual models, not instagram models, will get half naked, or naked and posing in erotic poses like YOGA POSES, or MARTHA HUNT In her classic Martha HUNT FACE DOWN ASS UP, you know showing their flexibility, celebrating their bodies you’ve already seen in Victoria’s Secret, possibly in Victoria’s Secret, like some kind of advertorial, sponsored post, the BUZZFEED article of the fashion photoshoot worlld..>WHO KNOWS…

The models are:

Alanna Arrington, Stella Maxwell, Jasmine Tookes, Sara Sampaio, Grace Elizabeth, Lily
Donaldson, Josephine Skriver, Cindy Bruna, Martha Hunt, Elsa Hosk, Maria Borges & Dilone

The pics are hot.

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2017

05

Jan

Josephine Skriver Robot Poses with Skis of the Day

Josephine Skriver Robot Poses with Skis

Robot woman….has been lent out to other brands to model…because VS is trying to recoup their investment on Josephine Skriver – the vagina Victoria’s Secret created in a lab…very very expensive…the first prototype always is….you just breaking even when you use the technology developed on her on other girls…building out the army

You probably don’t care about Josephine Skriver, or know her story, but those of you who do have heard this romantic story…that is great for the media and PR…something people talk about…and that story is about a gay and lesbian biologist who were so desperate to have kids in a country where DNA / Cloning was legal at the time….so they did it themselves in the lab…because saying “we genetically coded a robot human model to exploit as hard as we can to save money on model expenses – as a team of robot models that are perfect to our standards – like how UBER wants their self driving cars”…..you know logical business…is less sellable and creepy…

But billion dollar businesses are all fucking creepy….

Here she is in some skiing fetish erotica..that is not erotic…unless you have a ski fetish, and when ski suits are the bikinis of you town…it can be erotic…it’s like some 80s or 90s ski magic when tight ski pants were everything…

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2016

26

Dec

Genetically Modified Human Josephine Skriver Bikini Catalog of the Day

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Robot woman….has been lent out to other brands to model…because VS is trying to recoup their investment on Josephine Skriver – the vagina Victoria’s Secret created in a lab…

Sure they give this whole story…a romantic story…that is a great for the media that is about a gay and lesbian biologist who were so desperate to have kids in a country where DNA / Cloning was legal at the time that they did it themselves in the lab…because saying “we genetically coded a robot human model to exploit as hard as we can to save money on model expenses – as a team of robot models that are perfect to our standards – like how UBER wants their self driving cars”…..you know logical business…

The good thing about a girl who was raised in the LGBT world…is their open mindedness to anal…and really all things sexual cuz both her parents are sexual deviants…

Assuming they built her with a designer vagina as you’d assume they did….

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2016

14

Dec

Hybrid Genetically Modified Test Tube Baby Josephine Skriver Beach Photoshoot of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is the vagina Victoria’s Secret created in a lab…

Sure they give this whole story…a romantic story…that is a great for the media that is about a gay and lesbian biologist who were so desperate to have kids in a country where DNA / Cloning was legal at the time that they did it themselves in the lab…because saying “we genetically coded a robot human model to exploit as hard as we can to save money on model expenses – as a team of robot models that are perfect to our standards – like how UBER wants their self driving cars”…..you know logical business…

Well, she’s doing a shoot for them, topless, because they own her – sure they lend her out to other people – but that’s just to get her name out there – to make the cycle of bullshit complete…Robot women are fucking fantastic and I’m not into Sci/Fi…

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2016

23

Sep

Victoria’s Secret Channels Model Emotion of the Day

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Promo models that do more bad than good on the future generation. They are the Donald Trump…just bad influences on the kids…thinking being a VS model is important, or what qualifies having sex appeal, or what guys think is hot…when guys just like available pussy…if it is willing to fuck us…we’ll take it…and if anything we hate girls like these because they are just into fucking rich guys and not even well..because they think they are a gift to the cock…in the form of their body…pretty shitty…so you should always go for the below average as a rule..maybe the chubby with something she’s insecure about..cuz she’ll fuck the way women are meant to fuck…

That said…Josephine Skriver is a human created in a lab by a weird gay narcissist scientist…and I don’t know if it qualifies as human at all…but I do know she’s a close to perfect thanks to genetic modification, it’d be interesting to see where the flaws in science are, like maybe she doesn’t have a cunt..or she’s dying of some weird autoimmune disease that isn’t AIDS…RIP ALEXIS ARQUETTE…

Or maybe she has no personality, but that’s not what VS and their bullshit catalog pics that have been the same forever want you to think…because look…she’s so playful with her brush..singing into it…even though any pervert who has grown up on porn knows…the key to all good webcam porn is when the girl fucks her brush..not sings into it..so fuck that brush…or get the fuck out…

I won’t post the rest of the pics…but I’ll link em…

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