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2018

16

May

Elsa Hosk Bikini of the Day

Elsa Hosk Hard Nipples in a Red Bikini

Elsa Hosk is basically a sex worker…and she is in a red bikini jacked up her cooter hole.

I guess she presents herself as a promo model who has climbed through the Swedish female basketball training camps and decided to apply her sports training to nude and half nude modeling….mostly for a brand, the number one brand, in exchange for a lot of money, notoriety, celebrity, exposure, followers, because that mall brand puts money into their stable of sex workers and makes them exist…makes them famous…and allows them to be more than just whores to the world…so their bikini up their ass for the paparazzi can be seen as wholesome….innocent…not strategic…all hot…all the time…

She is almost 30 – soon to be expired so drink up.

Elsa Hosk Ass in a red Thong Bikini

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2018

14

May

Elsa Hosk is Topless of the Day

Elsa Hosk Naked Covering Her Tits in a Nude Thong 3

Elsa Hosk is basically a sex worker, or a promo model / sex worker, who has climbed through the Swedish female basketball training camps and decided to dedicate her athletics to nude and half nude modeling for a brand in exchange for a lot of money, notoriety, celebrity, exposure, followers, because that mall brand puts money into their roster of whores…they are their number one marketing tool and in being that the brand makes sure to maximize attention to them all they can….by getting them into magazines, other ad campaigns, topless in art shoots to keep their sex appeal up…and this stand in for Candice Swanepoel, who I like to think is a right place right time situation…is fucking loving it…so much she’s got her shirt off on social media to remind us all that she likes being half naked….but prefers being paid to be half naked….while having you perverts look at her half naked…

Fascinating.

Elsa Hosk Naked Covering Her Tits in a Nude Thong

Here she is in Cannes with all the important, fancy, relevant people…all dolled up…

Elsa Hosk Tits Out in a Pink Dress in Cannes

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2018

19

Apr

Elsa Hosk’s Slutty Shoot of the Day

Elsa Hosk doesn’t really interest me, I mean she’s a 29 or 30 year old Victoria’s Secret model who is I guess the answer to Candice Swanepoel being pregnant for the last 3 years, they needed a replacement, because I guess Candice gave them some warning, and this one had the right look..

I mean she’s hot, and I remember her coming up and establishing herself, despite having a Victoria’s Secret deal, as a nude model, so we’ve seen her naked countless times before even knowing she was a contract girl….

Making pretty much everything she did after being naked so often…like all her catalog work as a promo model for a sweat shop produced product line of overpriced overhyped dog shit panties that American middle of the road women fucking love because they don’t have the mental capacity to understand consumerism, being marketed to, being manipulated by these billion dollar brands…

But I guess overpaid half naked Swedish women, who give women unrealistic body images, making them insecure because they aren’t 6 foot tall and thin, makes for a good contribution to society when we are in an era of everyone being fat…we gotta fight that…if we don’t want to live a life of throwing baby powder or flower on the women we bring home to find the wet spot…and if us commoners who aren’t rich dudes ever want to know what cumming on a toned stomach feels like….since the thin fit woman is a dying breed and may eventually be extinct…..unless more people like Elsa Hosk and her Swedish design like Ikea or Volvo help perpetuate the hotness of skinny…

I don’t dislike Elsa Hosk or her lame posing on a expensive car like a gold digger she likely is…because she can be….

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How about a couple pics from her social media…

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2018

29

Mar

Elsa Hosk’s Nipple on Instagram of the DAy

Six days ago, the Victoria’s Secret photographer who I think has been labeled a creeper pervert, named Russel James, who has made a career of taking pics of these girls, naked or half naked for Victoria’s Secret and I guess himself…

Posted 1/10th of Elsa Hosk’s nipple, in a virtual trivia game, or maybe memory game…quizzing people to answer who this was…

The majority of his pervert followers thought it was CANDICE, which makes sense because Candice was replaced by Elsa Hosk, she was their stand in for her, the same age as her, never as famous as her, but taking some of the workload of Candice…so she can raise her many kids…

BUT IT WAS ELSA HOSK…oh the trickery..

Her’s a video of her for some other unrelated bullshit..

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2018

20

Mar

Elsa Hosk Nipple of the Day

Elsa Hosk Nipple in a sheer shirt

Elsa Hosk is a Victoria’s Secret hooker who I guess likes pulling out her tits…

Her original marketing strategy, when she was first signed with the evil billion dollar mall brand, was doing as many “fashion” nude shoots as possible, a strategy that worked out amazing for me and for really any dude into looking at bikini and underwear model nipple….

I guess it’s more fun when you don’t see the bikini model and underwear model’s nipples all the time, so that when they do finally get naked it’s exciting and not just “Elsa Hosk Naked Again’…but as a pervert, I can never see too much of one thing naked, I’ll look at any and all things naked….it’s probably my only skill.

Here she is working out…

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2018

05

Mar

Elsa Hosk in a Bra of the Day

Elsa Hosk in her bra showing cleavage

Elsa Hosk and a couple of other Victoria’s Secret promo models were sent to the Oscars as part of an ad campaign that I guess makes them all feel relevant and like the stars that their egos make them feel that they are…and not like the hookers they actually are…on some PRETTY WOMAN shit that would never happen because the only person paying a legit street whore only to fall in love with them…has got some real fucking disgusting fetishes….when anyone knows street whores are meant to be thrown 100 dollars to at most to be sex toys that do what you say….and the ones who get married are the sugar babies, or the ones lucky enough to mask themselves as lingerie models like these whores..

Here she is in a magazine shoot…

Here she is at the OSCARS

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2018

27

Feb

Elsa Hosk in Lingerie of the Day

Elsa Hosk bends over the couch in black panties and bra

The nice thing about the mall brand Victoria’s Secret, is that they make real whores out of these women…

The male CEO – Billionaire – Les Wexner – the 80 year old who made Victoria’s Secret what it is today….really knows how to recruit and strip down these women like the old days…he doesn’t fold to the pressures of the #METOO #TIMESUP movement…and girls don’t give a fuck if they get assaulted on set, or if they are sexualized to sell panties, they CRAVE it, they throw their nudes at it, tits and pussy out in a “PICK ME PICK ME” dying to be a VS Angel….on an international level…which is hilarious, all these whores are so selective and hypocritical about their whoring….

The terrible thing about the mall brand Victoria’s Secret, is that they probably exploit Chinese and other third world countries running sweatshops to keep margins high enough to cover the costs of whores, in their overpriced garbage product…

All while they give women unrealistic body goals…which shouldn’t be that unrealisitc…since these girl have these bodies….and are seemingly human…in an era where fat chicks are unfortunately prevailing.

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2018

23

Feb

Elsa Hosk Naked for Instagram of the Day

Elsa Hosk Naked on Instagram

Elsa Hosk brought the instagram attention seeking instagram model hustle to her instagram feed today….fully naked…

From my perspective, Elsa Hosk was a nude model before being a VS model, but it turns out her only real job was a VS model and getting nude was to solidify her position as a VS model, possibly created in their lab of genetic modifications, despite having a story of being a Swedish pro female basketball player, as if that exists…

But girl knows how to get hits on the social media feed as a social media model, since all girls are social media models now, and the brands insist on social media numbers for bonuses to these girls, and since they work exclusively for the brand, so they don’t have to disclose everything they do is a paid add…SOLID scammin!

Here she is for Harpers Bazaar

And here are her tits covered in gliter
Elsa Hosk Naked

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2018

08

Feb

Elsa Hosk Erotica of the Day

Swedish Victoria’s Secret back up dancer, or promo model, who they gave work to in efforts to find someone they can replace Candice Swanepoel while she decided to do some weird Christian shit and breed like some kind of farm animal….from the farm of the mean streets of South Africa…tended by the black folks her ancestors exploited so hard…

So this Elsa Hosk, far more interesting, a little late to the game maybe, you know getting famous at 27 or 28, but still looking good, like a model should, all skinny in a bra at some AIDS event, even though AIDS isn’t a death sentence, but it’s a good excuse for a bunch of fucking cunts to come together at a multi million dollar event – where money could be better spent actually going into AIDS, rather than open bar for people like Elsa Hosk to get drunk enough to fuck various rich guys that may one day knock her up…

WHO CARES…

Video:

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Here’s more ELSA HOSK….cuz she’s hot…

Elsa Hosk Sexy White One Piece


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2018

23

Jan

Elsa Hosk Erotica of the Day

Elsa Hosk Slutty Panties and Bra

Last week or whenever I did the last Elsa Hosk Post – I brought up a very important fact about her that I pulled from her WIKIPEDIA:


Though the media often notes her striking physical resemblance and nominal correlation to Queen Elsa from Disney’s 2013 film Frozen, she has denied the character was made in her image.

In 2013, the world didn’t know who the fuck Elsa Hosk was, except maybe a few agents and photographers she was sucking off because she knew she was hot enough to be a model….back when she was getting naked for photoshoots…because apparently…she is hot enough to be a model.

She’s just exceptionally lucky that at 28 or 29 she still gets work as a model, thanks to not being knocked up like her clone sister Candice Swanepoel….as we all know there is no way this billion dollar corporation isn’t building women in a lab somewhere…ones that don’t complain or get their periods.

STEPFORD WIFE the PROMO MODEL EDITION..

Here are her VS shots for Valentines Day – If this is her, I cant tell.

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2018

08

Jan

Elsa Hosk Tits for Vogue Taiwan of the Day

Elsa Hosk Vogue Taiwan Tits Out Naked

We’ve already spent the last week watching her and her boyfriend Tom on their spiritual rich person journey to Costa Rica..where they both humped in a photo on the beach, and she showed off her rocking fucking skinny girl body….I am a fan.

Well now the Victoria’s Secret model, who I always thought was only a Victoria’s Secret model because she was a nude model and managed to scam her way in thanks to being hot as fuck, willing to get naked, a disciplined Swedish athlete….but who I guess had been working for VS for a long time, and we only noticed her at 27 when Candice Swanepoel got pregnant that the brand gave this one more visibility…

She’s now in Vogue Taiwan…who I guess have their own issue of Vogue and based on all Asian experiences I have had, it’s probably bootleg, not actually Vogue…but just borrows the name because there are no laws in Asia…when it comes to copyright.

She looks good, it’s just nice seeing a hot skinny chick get famous and get paid for being a hot skinny chick…especially in the current climate of the world that is so unfair to hot skinny chicks…giving the work to fat whining chicks…because it’s only fair in this SOCIAL JUSTICE run everything needs to be fair even though clearly some people – like ELSA are far hotter than others and deserve to be celebrated based on that alone…

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2018

03

Jan

Elsa Hosk Skinny in a Bikini of the Day

Elsa Hosk in a bikini stretching her legs open

The weirdest Elsa Hosk fact you’ll find on her wikipedia is:


Though the media often notes her striking physical resemblance and nominal correlation to Queen Elsa from Disney’s 2013 film Frozen, she has denied the character was made in her image.

Which makes sense considering she was a virtual nobody in 2013…I mean, I guess she was a Victoria’s Secret girl, or just starting out as one, since Victoria’s Secret is really all she’s done, except apparently a few GUESS? Campaigns…

The second weirdest fact you’ll find on her wikipedia is that she was a professional basketball player in Sweden, before deciding to be a model…which I guess is the natural thing a fit and tall girl would do…

I just assumed she was a nude model, doing nude shoots, which has always been my angle on her, nude model turned VS model thanks to photogs she shot nude with, to encourage women to shoot naked pics, to one day be VS models too but I think she’s actually like a Candice Swanepoel, only existent because of Victoria’s Secret…they have a way of recruiting the pussy like masterful pimps…

I like her fit as fuck, skinny as fuck body….it’s good while in Costa Rica being a hippie surfer…and I like the skinny as fuck half naked as fuck body and I’d like to thank Victoria’s Secret for keeping up this unrealistic ideal of women, in an era where the fat and the weak whiners are trying to ruin that dream.

Elsa Hosk with her arms up in white and black checkered bikini

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2018

02

Jan

Elsa Hosk in a Bikini of the Day

Elsa Hosk wet in a black bikini

Elsa Hosk is some Victoria’s Secret model who is ridiculously hot – even though she’s pushing 30…

Her claim to fame is being one of the oldest bitches to ever be signed to Victoria’s Secret, back when Candice was pregnant and they needed a stand in…

Her other claim to fame is that pre – Victoria’s Secret she was doing nude photoshoots for free – in what I guess would be a rags to riches story, like seeing a stripper make it in the mainstream, or a porn chick win an oscar, or a nude instagram model become a rich and actual model thanks to the internet and social media…

She’s been posting lots of bikini clickbait over the holidays in Costa Rica, because why the fuck not, she’s looking her best and now has an audience to get naked for on her own terms….anytime she wants cuz she’s officially made it.

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2017

14

Nov

Elsa Hosk Victoria’s Secret Fitting of the Day

Elsa Hosk Victoria's Secret Fitting

Elsa Hosk is some Candice Swanepoel replacement, for when Candice was off making babies, becuase she is the same age as Candice and because all these girls were created in some lab, and this one was based on Candice DNA or some shit…

Before winning the Victoria’s Secret lottery, she was nude modelling for low level shoots, and I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, get naked, people may notice, and give you high profile work, assuming she wasn’t created in the lab like I think she was…

This is her trying on some shit.

She was in some lingerie for the VS SHow..

SHE WAS WORKING OUT:

SHE WAS IN TIGHT PANTS – WITH CAMELTOE

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2017

09

Nov

Elsa Hosk Being A Fashion Model of the Day

Elsa Hosk Harpers Bazaar

Elsa Hosk is a Victoria’s Secret contract girl, the new Candice, since Candice is old and boring, despite still being hot…only she’s as old as Candice so I don’t really know how she worked her way into this, but I do know she used to be a low level nude model, who broke through the noise and became a VS girl, getting paid, later in her career, giving all the slutty girls on IG hope that they will be found before turning 30 too…

She’s in a fashion magazine….and these are the pics…not very nude – but I assume it’s because she’s getting paid well now and getting PR now she doesn’t need the attention.

Still hot though.

Elsa Hosk not being a fashion model here:

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