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2018

10

Dec

Elsa Hosk Naked of the Day

I didn’t know Elsa Hosk was into Beastiality with African animals…I guess she, like most Millennials doesn’t remember when AIDS happened….thanks to someone fucking someone who ate BUSH MEAT…you know you get that Monkey Juice up inside you and next thing you know you’re killing off Haitians, Homos, Heroin Users, Hemophiliacs….if you look into the history of AIDS…it used to be called the four H’s and those were the H’s…

I guess what we’ve learned here today is that all of these women, models or instagram people, are basically sex workers, puppets who crave attention that they will do anything for money or attention…even make porno for those rich dudes who hunt exotica animals…

Sick fucks everywhere.

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2018

04

Dec

Elsa Hosk is a Naughty Panty Model of the Day

Have I posted these Elsa Hosk pictures before?

Not that I know of.

So here they are…

Making Victoria’s Secret Great Again, despite all the hate they are getting for not featuring trans models…like why would they…they don’t sell TUCK tape…that these liberal social justice idiots blame for their earning dropping 40 percent…without thinking for a second that maybe Victoria’s Secret as a whole, despite no trannies, is a dated fucking concept and the mall brand store can’t support the high rents they pay, when people are buying their underwear off instagram from unknown brands…you can only keep the life of 4 dollar panties from China for 40 dollars for so long….

It’s got nothing to do with Trannies and everything to do with sucking as a whole….

So stop thinking sales reflect them being unrelateable cuz they don’t use fat chicks or chicks with dicks…

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2018

22

Nov

Elsa Hosk Wet Bikini of the Day

Elsa Hosk Wet Blue Bikini

Elsa Hosk is everyone’s favorite 30 year old Victoria’s Secret model who only got the job at 28…which is retirement age for most models…but thanks to her Swedish looks, her professional basketball playing body, her discipline and her willingness to get naked because at 28 years old what the fuck hav you got to lose, it’s only downhill from there…and in doing that she’s managed to get rich and famous…all being a promo model for a lingerie brand that isn’t even a lingerie brand…it’s just some bootleg underwear company that sells at malls to the most basic american woman trying to be hot because it is all she knows…you know simple minded on Thanksgiving….drunk on diabetes….in her white trash American home that relies on immigrants like this to sell them product they don’t need…that they really don’t need…because they shouldn’t be seen in underwear…just snowsuits…fatties.

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2018

20

Nov

Elsa Hosk and Martha Hunt Wet in Mexico of the Day

Elsa Hosk Wet Bikini Body

ELSA HOSK and MARTHA HUNT are on vacation together getting wet as fuck…. which is probably porn to some of you….because hot models getting half naked and white is fucking exciting…two blondes, one Swedish girl and one American girl coming together for the sake of leisure…

Elsa Hosk Wet Bikini Body

Look at the way her inner thigh meets her vagina…it’s creepy looking…and we like it because it isn’t fat…who needs fat…in a world of fat…NO VICTORIA’S SECRET…at least that was before the fat people all protested and freaked out..getting the CEO fired….forcing the brand to scramble and make amends trying to please and satisfy everyone involved, every angry feminist fat chick with nothing better to do that tweet angrily at Victoria’s Secret cuz it’s an exclusive club…

I hate how people, brands, everyone gives into and panders to these people with nothing better to do that protest and campaign against bullshit….which is too bad, lets celebrate tall hot chicks the way they are celebrating themselves and each other….seriously. It’s great.

Elsa Hosk Martha Hunt Wet Bikini

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2018

07

Nov

Elsa Hosk is the Hottest VS Model of the Day

Elsa Hosk Hottest VS Model Cleaveage Tight White Dress

If the Victoria’s Sexret girls were a beauty contest, Elsa Hosk would be the winner. The hottest of the sluts they’ve recruited from around the world.

The highest rated by my standards and I’d you don’t agree with me – fuck yourself

You don’t know anything and I’m the blogger here who does this professionally…like hosk played ball in Sweden before realizing she can be a panty wearing whore for lots of money…

Good hustle.

Elsa Hosk Tits Short Crop Top

Elsa Hosk Hot Big Jacket Nude


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2018

15

Oct

Elsa Hosk Naked of the Day

Elsa Hosk Naked for Angels Book

Elsa Hosk is probably the hottest of the Victoria’s Secret models.

Their roster of whores is always pretty good, but sometimes some of the models, or sex workers they have on contract, depending how you look at it, where I look at it the way it is, where they are sex workers…

They run things like they were a porno company in the 90s, the porno glory days, when pornos were produced and the women made tons of money and the perverts had to buy their DVDs, before everyone in the world became a pornostar, spreading their pussies all over the internet…

Which I guess is the same thing as what is going on in Lingerie Modelling….because every whore on the internet is a lingerie model…

So here is Elsa Hosk getting paid her bonus, they get bonuses to get naked…so this is her getting naked in an on her knees head in the pillow kind of girl…

Here she is for Victoria’s Secret….because that’s why you care…

Elsa Hosk Tits Ass Skinny Victorias Secret Bra Panties

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2018

12

Sep

Elsa Hosk Nipples for a Clothing Brand of the Day

Elsa Hosk the Victoria’s Secret cultivated underwear model – who for at least a year before becoming a Victoria’s Secret girl – was nude all over the place to get noticed…all designed to make her famous, hype her up, and get her to seamlessly replace the Candice Swanepoel blonde chick….with a bit more edginess…

In being a VS model, they make her do other brand deals, like this one, with her tits out, that I am sure she got paid a lot for, thanks to having that Victoria’s Secret stamp of approval..

It’s hard to hate a bitch who gets topless pics of herself taken for the internet – for the sake of topless pics and I guess this isn’t quite topless but you can see her tits and this is her getting paid stupid money to be part of this whatever it may be…

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2018

07

Sep

Josephine Skriver the Robot at Victoria’s Secret Event for some Fake Art Book of the Day

I think Josephine Skriver is probably the hottest Victoria’s Secret model…which is saying a lot because Victoria’s Secret hasn’t pandered to the fat whining chicks, the genderless inclusion driven, whining entitled losers who think hot chicks are the enemy….and still use hot chicks…

Or in Josephine Skriver’s case, do some West World shit…where she was created in a lab by some weird psychopathic homosexual narcissist who knew he could create a human genetically modified with the right funding….and the whole thing will end badly..with a takeover by her people killing us all off…even though she thinks she’s human….

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My second favorite VS model is Elsa Hosk, because she’s an Athlete from Sweeden who came up so trashy and remains so trashy, like a sex worker a high end sex worker…

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They are at some VS sponsored event with one of their photographers, to ensure people know they are producing art and not half naked promo model smut, which is what it actually is, but if you have a published book funding by the smut producers, you can polarize what you do as art, so the hippies and lesbians can’t bring you down and call you Misogynists.

It’s all clever marketing you see….because these protestors don’t realize that ART doesn’t exist.

Other people there include:

Cindy Crawford:
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Barbara Palvin
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2018

28

Aug

Elsa Hosk Nude for Fashion of the Day

Elsa Hosk Slutty Naked Sheer Dress Fashion Photoshoot

Elsa Hosk is nude all the fucking time, it’s what makes her so interesting and famous in the later years of her Swedish Basketball playing career as a Victoria’s Secret model that they cultivated as the naked and slutty version of Candice Swanepoel.

We’ve been seeing her naked since before we even knew she was a Victoria’s Secret model they are clever in their marketing of whores….they have a system in place that has been 30 years in the making…they take their whores and make them high end and expensive, even famous, all while they should be low level naked for attention whores….

If only pimps understood the basic tools they utilize…street whores would get paid way fucking more than they do…but then again…who wants that…we need to be able to afford to have sex you know. Not all of us are those kinds of dudes who can get laid from being rich and good looking, but rather the kind who can get their dick sucked for 50 bucks, if we collect enough cans to get that 50 bucks…

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2018

20

Aug

Elsa Hosk – Pussy Shorts of the Day

I used to call things “gayer than bicycle shorts”…it was one of my catch phrases, I’ve had a few that last a while until I forget about them…like how I do “of the day” on every article on the site, not that these are articles, but you know what I mean.

I used to also do “I am-” before every article on the site, not that these are articles, but some SEO dude trying to help me get the site back on track and loved by the masses, which never happened, told me to remove the “I am -” before every title, because it made no sense, so I tried selling out, and you’ll be glad to know, I failed at the clickbaiting…

I used to also say “that’s the story I heard”…or I’d say “looking good sweetheart” to fucking ugly bitches who didn’t look good…

I’ve been writing a side for 14 fucking years, daily updating, 10 or more posts a day, about nonsense…there’s often times a lot of crossover….

That said…”gayer than bicycle shorts”…because bike shorts are fucking gay, and when you see the weekend warriors out there on their road bikes dressed like they are doing Tour De France despite being 40 pound overweight doctors and lawyers on the bike bath…in their spandex outfits…is pretty fucking gay.

In the 80s, before I really embraced alcoholism when Mountain Bikini was starting up, I took a liking to it, but I’d never put on those queer outfits…and always asked the people I met in the woods on their bikes if they were there for a gay meet up..cuz I could see their fucking balls in their gay shorts…

What I am getting at is that Bicycle Shorts have always been gay, but thanks to instagram and women being into fitness and whores who show off their asses and cameltoes….it’s a trend….and these girls wear them out…and they aren’t that gay to look at…cuz you see full cunt.

I am into any outfit that shows off full cunt.

So while Bike Shorts are still gay…they aren’t when hot models wear them.

That’s all I have to say about that!

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