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2018

18

Jul

Elsa Hosk is Topless of the Day

Elsa Hosk Topless Covering her Tits

Elsa Hosk, the Swedish basketball star turned Victoria’s Secret nude model doesn’t fuck around when it comes to taking selfies.

She knows her angles, how to pose, and I guess she probably learned this by one of her Basketball coaches who would make regular visits to the lockerroom after practice to make sure all the girls were well rinsed off…I’ve seen the Original Debbie Does Dallas about 1000 times back in the early 80s…I know how these athletes get down….

She’s pretty fucking good at this, not that it takes much skill, but I’d argue that most girls are incapable of taking a proper selfie, but I guess when you have a Million dollar contract on the line and you want to make sure you keep your partnership, you don’t really fuck around and get down to almost porno business.

I like it…

Here she is posing topless for fashion

Elsa Hosk Posing Topless for Fashion

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2018

09

Jul

Elsa Hosk in a Bikini of the Day

Elsa Hosk is pushing 30, but I guess that doesn’t stop girls anymore, it just makes them push a lot harder…and really commit to the cause…which in her case is posing as sexy as she can in a bikini…almost on a porn level because those Swedes understand design, and simplicity, and efficiency….

It’s like why diddle-daddle, get to the point and spread your legs in a bikini so I can see your damn cooter.

She is the IKEA furniture of models, easy to assemble…because every part of her just makes sense..

She is the VOLVO car of models, safe and practical….because she gets to the fucking point.

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Before being a slutty model on instagram and Victoria’s Secret…Elsa Hosk was a professional Basketball player who was smart enough to throw it all away and become a model…

Some magazine did a shoot with her playing basketball for her sports issue.

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2018

03

Jul

Elsa Hosk Erotica of the Day

Elsa Hosk Slutty Red Bikini Thong
Elsa Hosk Slutty Red Bikini Ass

The Victoria’s Secret girls get paid bonuses, or part of their contract is based on their social media accounts…so they all have to turn to their instagram and whore the fuck down…using the basic tactics that all girls use to get follows…from Sally at the Starbucks who posts her bikini pics…to the top tier celebrities you know and hate…but appreciate their tits…it’s all a bunch of self involved assholes being slutty as fuck and I guess for people like us…we’re just on the receiving end…absorbed in this…getting sucked in by it…having it shoved down our damn throats over and over and over…eventually making some dudes crack and become sex offenders and others crack and become INCELs…who hate themselves cuz they can’t fuck girls like Elsa Hosk despite all the masturbation material she feeds them in her whoring.

I can’t imagine this being good for society…but it’s good to remind yourself that girls in bikinis are hot…whether paid for by mall brands or not..

The nice thing about Elsa Hosk other than the whoring is that she’s hot.

Elsa Hosk Underboob in White Crop Top 4

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2018

27

Jun

Elsa Hosk in a Bikini on a Yacht Cuz She’s Mastered the Sugar baby of the Day

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again…

Elsa Hosk is the stand in for Candice Swanepoel, who I think is hotter than Candice Swanepoel, and culturally more interesting that Candice Swanepoel, assuming that these women aren’t all created in some funded lab by the VS overlords…

Swanepoel is from South Africa, which along with legless national heroes who kill their girlfriends, there’s also a high AIDS rate and more importantly….systematic racism where these whites were basically using slaves up until 3 or 4 weeks ago….

While HOSk…is Swedish and everyone loves IKEA…Volvo and Swedish tits…Meatballs…good.

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2018

18

Jun

Elsa Hosk Bikini of the Day

Elsa Hosk Tits and ASs White Bikini

Elsa Hosk is a hot, skinny, Victorias Secret model, with a hot skinny, Victoria’s Secret body….which is a body I appreciate, long and lean without too much disgusting fat slapping around everywhere… something we see everywhere and can only really appreciate when it is fat slapping around in a set of tits on some small framed girl who looks like she shouldn’t have tits that big on her small frame…but who does…in a freak of nature we can jerk off to…but it’s so rarely fat slapping around on a skinny girl’s chest…and more fat hanging over elastic waist bands…because regular don’t fit the bitch farting in front of you in the Walmart line….making you gag and wish the world and their fast food eating wasn’t rotting from the inside at least not in front of you in line at Walmart…save that for your trailer park home porky….while someone like Elsa Hosk probably doesn’t fat because that would require eating…MY KIND OF GIRL…

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Here she is suckin on a trendy vape that will remain nameless because their marketing person called me a pervert creep or someshit so I posted all her bikini pics saying you’re all a bunch of whores you whores calling me a pervert….

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2018

14

Jun

Elsa Hosk Topless of the Day

Elsa Hosk Topless Slutty 3

Woah Elsa Hosk…racy racy…

Looking hot….which I guess is what you’d expect or want from a nude model turned VS model who may not have been a nude model but who VS positioned as a nude model in order to get hype around her so that she could replace Candice Swanepoel while she ran off to be pregnant as fuck for the last 3 years…

I mean she gets paid a lot to be naked and pose slutty, and I got nothing better to do than look at it….and I guess either do you…..we are in this together.



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2018

11

Jun

Elsa Hosk Naked Seflies and Some Cultural Appropriation Done Right of the Day

Elsa Hosk Slutty Instagram Naked in the Tub

Elsa Hosk is the stand in for Candice Swanepoel, who I think is hotter than Candice Swanepoel, and culturally more interesting that Candice Swanepoel, assuming that these women aren’t all created in some funded lab by the VS overlords…because Swanepoel is from South Africa, which along with legless national heroes who kill their girlfriends, there’s also a high AIDS rate and more importantly….systematic racism where these whites were basically using slaves up until 3 or 4 weeks ago….while HOSk…is Swedish and everyone loves IKEA…

Moreover, Swanepoel has been chronically pregnant, the worst kind of STD, for the longest time now, giving Hosk a chance to really make it in the world…

Hosk, and her thin legs claim to have been professional Basketball player legs when she was back in Sweden and realized there is no professional basketball for women, so she became a top VS promo model….getting naked..all the time and there’s something beautiful about women who get naked for money…and there always will be…even when they get naked for money on their social media for free…it’s all to elevate their getting naked for money rate….

Hot regardless…

Elsa Hosk Slutty Instagram Naked in the Tub Drinking Wine

Here she is seductive in a Mexican Blanket and as a Half Mexican I can say….I feel like this is cultural appropriation done right…

Here she is on all fours doing her skinny long legs right…

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