I used to call things “gayer than bicycle shorts”…it was one of my catch phrases, I’ve had a few that last a while until I forget about them…like how I do “of the day” on every article on the site, not that these are articles, but you know what I mean.
I used to also do “I am-” before every article on the site, not that these are articles, but some SEO dude trying to help me get the site back on track and loved by the masses, which never happened, told me to remove the “I am -” before every title, because it made no sense, so I tried selling out, and you’ll be glad to know, I failed at the clickbaiting…
I used to also say “that’s the story I heard”…or I’d say “looking good sweetheart” to fucking ugly bitches who didn’t look good…
I’ve been writing a side for 14 fucking years, daily updating, 10 or more posts a day, about nonsense…there’s often times a lot of crossover….
That said…”gayer than bicycle shorts”…because bike shorts are fucking gay, and when you see the weekend warriors out there on their road bikes dressed like they are doing Tour De France despite being 40 pound overweight doctors and lawyers on the bike bath…in their spandex outfits…is pretty fucking gay.
In the 80s, before I really embraced alcoholism when Mountain Bikini was starting up, I took a liking to it, but I’d never put on those queer outfits…and always asked the people I met in the woods on their bikes if they were there for a gay meet up..cuz I could see their fucking balls in their gay shorts…
What I am getting at is that Bicycle Shorts have always been gay, but thanks to instagram and women being into fitness and whores who show off their asses and cameltoes….it’s a trend….and these girls wear them out…and they aren’t that gay to look at…cuz you see full cunt.
I am into any outfit that shows off full cunt.
So while Bike Shorts are still gay…they aren’t when hot models wear them.
That’s all I have to say about that!
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