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2019

15

Apr

Elsa Hosk Slutty of the Day

Elsa Hosk Hot Bikini

Elsa Hosk is probably the hottest Victoria’s Secret model, which I am sure the biologist who created Josephine Skriver in a lab with his funded by Victoria’s Secret genetic modification and cloning technology will disagree with, but they are biased…

She’s the basketball player from Sweden who managed to figure out how to bikini a lingerie model for the Mall Brand in America that all the American girls want to work for because they fucking love malls and the brands that are in those malls. PLUS there’s been so much hype around Victoria’s Secret their entire life that it is a prestigious title to have as their model – even if it is a gutter mall brand. Weird how that works.

While this almost 30, basketball player, who looks amazing moved in and scooped up your American jobs – like the undocumented worker you are trying to build a wall to keep up, but those damn airplanes let them FLY In….fucking up everything…

Here she is hot at Coachella

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2019

12

Apr

Elsa Hosk See Through of the Day

Elsa Hosk See Through

It is Coachella weekened and it looks like Elsa Hosk is in the Desert getting ready to rage along with all the other instagram girl who brands are paying to be there, making what may have once been a cool festival, lamer than fucking ever, because it is one big money making advertising summit, and not just something fun, or cool that people want to be a part of.

Sure the younger kids don’t understand cultural moments, other than an Egg going viral on instagram, and they are force fed ads all day without even realizing it, and they want to b the ones being paid to go to these places, so that they just end up wanting to be a part of some commercial bullshit, without realizing it, by trying to be self important assholes that they are…

It’s some fear of missing out, this is one of the stops on the instagram tour every year, participate to be relevant situations.

But that all makes the event seem fucking awful, but not as awful as Monday will be for me when I am uploading all the slutty outfits…

Elsa Hosk got a head start in whatever it is she’s wearing by Victoria’s Secret who ar paying her to be there, Victoria’s Secret, which as JOSIE CANSECO will tell you is a dream company despite overpriced sweatshop made products that are sold in every mall as cool and exclusive things rarely are…and Elsa Hosk will remind you…she’s pretty fucking great.

Naughty instagram….right here…right now.

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2019

08

Apr

Elsa Hosk Nipple of the day

Elsa Hosk Nipple

I posted this Elsa Hosk shit last week, not that you read the site or care….it’s all new to you…..

I don’t think her nipples were included in that post, but I am too lazy to find it, you know since the site is blocked on google….

I figure if we’re dealing with the Swedish lingerie model, not that Victoria’s Secret the shitty mall brand is lingerie, but the model is half naked and we can pretend that it is for the sake of categorizing her as a model…..who was hired to replace CANDICE SWANEPOEL in her 40 month pregnancy….and who was much sluttier, much more naked, and much more interesting than Candice, since she came in late in life, after being a professional women’s basketball player, in what I assume was a fetish league….we can post her all day and no one will complain…

Mainly because no one pays attention or bothers getting invested anymore, we’re all just surrounded by noise…celebs and sluts are all interchangeable in one pile of slutty content we don’t have time to sift through.

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2019

03

Apr

Elsa Hosk Still Hot in her Panties of the Day

Elsa Hosk is hot…bitch could have ended up working at IKEA or VOLVO…making meatballs in her native land of Sweden, but instead…she too them titties to America after dropping out of a professional women’s basketball league, which I can’t imagine was an actual thing, considering who the fuck cares about women’s basketball, especially in Sweden…unless it was more of a lingerie bowl style…only hot sluts from Sweden allowed to play, all busty and tight bodied, wearing lingerie that paved the way for her to be a VS model…

I don’t know much, but I know she looks good half naked, and that Evil Mall Brand of overpriced underwear know how to pick quality pussy in an era where quality pussy is used less and less in marketing campaigns…


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Elsa Hosk Hot Topless Tits

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2019

07

Mar

Elsa Hosk Holding her Little Tit Whilst Topless on Instagram of the Day

What a little pervslut this Elsa Hosk is..

I don’t know if that was english, or maybe it was swedish…like her…a SWEDE….a Swede with her pervslut ways….

Is pervslut a word? If not it should be…one….that means bitch is slutty cuz it turns her on…and thus a perv….

My theory on all the girls on the sports team are always the pervsluts…maybe it’s the hormones, or the fitness and youth…or the family putting too much pressure on them to win…maybe it’s all the time in the shower, or the socializing amongst themslves as a team that leads them to pervslut ways…I remember growing up…all the girls on the sports teams were fucking before the other girls…I figure it was because they met people to fuck like their coaches whilst traveling….either way…pervsluts…

Elsa Hosk once was on a sports team before becoming a model….in Sweden I like to think all their female Athletes look like this…I don’t watch the Olympics enough to know if that’s true….but I do know one thing….pervslut got her tit in hand.


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2019

26

Feb

Elsa Hosk is Hot and Topless of the Day

Elsa Hosk Topless Covering NIpples

Elsa Hosk is living up to her contract with Victoria’s Secret requirements to post slutty selfies, in and out of bra, really any way she can to get more people to pay attention to her…so that she can hit their target numbers and get her her damn bonus…..

She clearly loves every second of this, otherwise she would have stayed in Sweden coaching girl basketball…

Instead she’s hanging with the A-List…living the rich and luxurious life…doing what you should do when you are hot..and she is hot…..getting fucking paid..

It’s shameless, but it’s the business they are in, so is it shameless at all? They are just media manipulating to get as much as they can…selling so many low quality, overpriced, sweatshop made for fractions of a cent thanks to little asian child hands….all through marketing…pretty interesting case study for Harvard Business school….while I’m more into the hot chicks involved with them on the street level…making over a million a year doing shit like this. Naked Selfies….insane.

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2019

05

Feb

Elsa Hosk Topless and Hot of the Day

Elsa Hosk Topless

Elsa Hosk is the hottest Victoria’s Secret model…at least according to me at this moment right now…

I am not one of those dudes who ever had friends. I never socialized with other dudes. I found that whole dynamic massively queer…like a brotherhood to share your stories, your dreams, your bullshit with….silly really. But I know dudes who used to get together and talk about celebs or models they want to fuck, and who they think is the hottest, they’d do viral clickbait top 10 lists in their mom’s basement whilst eating chips and playing videogames….so I don’t have an actual list of hottest VS models…

I just feel this Swedish basketball player turned nude model for a mall brand, sweatshop produced, iconic to the middle of the road America…is top and that is still saying something because the mall brand that buys hot chicks internationally and imports them to America, still use hot chicks, and invest budget into building up their online persona, their celebrity, all to sell more panties….they even sell some off to Leo, some off to that homo Adam Levine, some off to Tom BRady and other celebrities who are in on the scam to hype them up…or just buying into the hype…as it is all part of their marketing…to create celeb models for their mall brand….in what is pretty clever marketing because VS exists in a big way….

This is a hot enough titty grab…for social media cuz they get performance bonuses on social media.

I’m just glad they haven’t got sucked into the fat chicks out of pressure from the internet. Good thinking mall brand. Stick to your guns on this one. We have to see enough fat chicks in lingerie eveerytime our wives read a 50 shades of grey book.

Here she is for a magazine…

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2019

28

Jan

Elsa Hosk Wet Bikini of the Day

Elsa Hosk Striped Spring Bikini Photoshoot

You know what…

Elsa Hosk, despite being old for a model…near 30…in an era where 30 is not death of a model even if is should be…

Is pretty fucking top notch….top tier…primo…

These pics are her best work, but you can easily be reminded of her nudes and search for those nudes on this website by clicking this link

Where you will find all kind of observations on the Swedish Basketball player turned model to replace Pregnant Candice Swanepoel, who did better than Candice Swanepoel cuz she doesn’t have that South African accent and by South Africa Accent I mean HIV….and Racism…Racist HIV…

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2019

14

Jan

Elsa Hosk Is Naked of the Day

Elsa Hosk Naked

Elsa Hosk is taking a shit in her bathtub…at least that is what I think is going on here. The audience needs and expects bigger and more exciting content out of these sex workers, and getting naked in the tub is just not going to differentiate yourself from all the other promo models on instagram getting naked for attetion, you need to dive into your chest drawer of tricks, and bring out the ones the most highest paying Arab fan asked her to do for him and his friends in DUBAI on a luxury trip…because Victoria’s Secret promoted them right to the source of money for pussy…..

Unless she isn’t shitting, and this is just a disappointing ass in the pool been done 100000000 times, by her and other whores, but I guess in this case, it’s Elsa Hosk…who I think is the hottest of the VS models….and for that…we celebrate her.

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2019

08

Jan

Elsa Hosk Naked of the Day

From professional Swedish basketball…I mean it was women’s basketball so how fucking professional could it really be…you know a bunch of tall chicks trying to play basketball at the level that most ninth grade boys play…but if you get sponsors who need hot chicks in sport to sell their sneakers to dudes…while pretending to be inclusive and equal rights…saying things like that women are as good at men at sports and the game is as high performance, or high skill level….when really we all know it isn’t…but as a brand you can’t say that…the Social Justice Warriors will slaughter you….

To deciding to be a model, working for Victoria’s Secret cuz bitch liked getting naked, like all athletes, she was probably a sexual predator, ready to rape from all that testosterone and lockeroom talk, so much so that she had to deal with her fetish, sexual dysfunction through nude modeling…..where that she gets nude even when she’s not modeling….

Not a bad thing, cuz she’s got that Muscle memory from when she was fit…and that slut attitude to do slut things…and make a career of being jerked off to…a real lucrative career being jerked off to…better than any Patreon girl being jerked off to….cuz this one’s legit…

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