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2018

12

Sep

Elsa Hosk Nipples for a Clothing Brand of the Day

Elsa Hosk the Victoria’s Secret cultivated underwear model – who for at least a year before becoming a Victoria’s Secret girl – was nude all over the place to get noticed…all designed to make her famous, hype her up, and get her to seamlessly replace the Candice Swanepoel blonde chick….with a bit more edginess…

In being a VS model, they make her do other brand deals, like this one, with her tits out, that I am sure she got paid a lot for, thanks to having that Victoria’s Secret stamp of approval..

It’s hard to hate a bitch who gets topless pics of herself taken for the internet – for the sake of topless pics and I guess this isn’t quite topless but you can see her tits and this is her getting paid stupid money to be part of this whatever it may be…

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2018

07

Sep

Josephine Skriver the Robot at Victoria’s Secret Event for some Fake Art Book of the Day

I think Josephine Skriver is probably the hottest Victoria’s Secret model…which is saying a lot because Victoria’s Secret hasn’t pandered to the fat whining chicks, the genderless inclusion driven, whining entitled losers who think hot chicks are the enemy….and still use hot chicks…

Or in Josephine Skriver’s case, do some West World shit…where she was created in a lab by some weird psychopathic homosexual narcissist who knew he could create a human genetically modified with the right funding….and the whole thing will end badly..with a takeover by her people killing us all off…even though she thinks she’s human….

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My second favorite VS model is Elsa Hosk, because she’s an Athlete from Sweeden who came up so trashy and remains so trashy, like a sex worker a high end sex worker…

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They are at some VS sponsored event with one of their photographers, to ensure people know they are producing art and not half naked promo model smut, which is what it actually is, but if you have a published book funding by the smut producers, you can polarize what you do as art, so the hippies and lesbians can’t bring you down and call you Misogynists.

It’s all clever marketing you see….because these protestors don’t realize that ART doesn’t exist.

Other people there include:

Cindy Crawford:
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Barbara Palvin
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2018

28

Aug

Elsa Hosk Nude for Fashion of the Day

Elsa Hosk Slutty Naked Sheer Dress Fashion Photoshoot

Elsa Hosk is nude all the fucking time, it’s what makes her so interesting and famous in the later years of her Swedish Basketball playing career as a Victoria’s Secret model that they cultivated as the naked and slutty version of Candice Swanepoel.

We’ve been seeing her naked since before we even knew she was a Victoria’s Secret model they are clever in their marketing of whores….they have a system in place that has been 30 years in the making…they take their whores and make them high end and expensive, even famous, all while they should be low level naked for attention whores….

If only pimps understood the basic tools they utilize…street whores would get paid way fucking more than they do…but then again…who wants that…we need to be able to afford to have sex you know. Not all of us are those kinds of dudes who can get laid from being rich and good looking, but rather the kind who can get their dick sucked for 50 bucks, if we collect enough cans to get that 50 bucks…

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2018

20

Aug

Elsa Hosk – Pussy Shorts of the Day

I used to call things “gayer than bicycle shorts”…it was one of my catch phrases, I’ve had a few that last a while until I forget about them…like how I do “of the day” on every article on the site, not that these are articles, but you know what I mean.

I used to also do “I am-” before every article on the site, not that these are articles, but some SEO dude trying to help me get the site back on track and loved by the masses, which never happened, told me to remove the “I am -” before every title, because it made no sense, so I tried selling out, and you’ll be glad to know, I failed at the clickbaiting…

I used to also say “that’s the story I heard”…or I’d say “looking good sweetheart” to fucking ugly bitches who didn’t look good…

I’ve been writing a side for 14 fucking years, daily updating, 10 or more posts a day, about nonsense…there’s often times a lot of crossover….

That said…”gayer than bicycle shorts”…because bike shorts are fucking gay, and when you see the weekend warriors out there on their road bikes dressed like they are doing Tour De France despite being 40 pound overweight doctors and lawyers on the bike bath…in their spandex outfits…is pretty fucking gay.

In the 80s, before I really embraced alcoholism when Mountain Bikini was starting up, I took a liking to it, but I’d never put on those queer outfits…and always asked the people I met in the woods on their bikes if they were there for a gay meet up..cuz I could see their fucking balls in their gay shorts…

What I am getting at is that Bicycle Shorts have always been gay, but thanks to instagram and women being into fitness and whores who show off their asses and cameltoes….it’s a trend….and these girls wear them out…and they aren’t that gay to look at…cuz you see full cunt.

I am into any outfit that shows off full cunt.

So while Bike Shorts are still gay…they aren’t when hot models wear them.

That’s all I have to say about that!

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2018

17

Aug

Elsa Hosk Wet T Shirt Nipples of the Day

Elsa Hosk Nipples Wet T Shirt for Rag and Bone

Elsa Hosk is the most important model to hit the Victoria’s Secret Roster, because Elsa Hosk is fucking slutty.

She’s a Basketball playing Swede who knew she was tall enough, willing to get naked enough, ball handler of the stars who could get what she wanted with the ball handling enough….

She’s been nude since before you knew she was a VS girl, as part of their marketing and still gets nude, tits out…and pretty fucking ideal to look at…even if she’s old.

Thank Candice Swanepoel for always being knocked up, giving this one a chance to shine through….as the replacement…cuz her hip to waist ratio and willingness to show tits is amazing.

Here is her boney cameltoe
Elsa Hosk Cameltoe Tight Black Leggings

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2018

03

Aug

Elsa Hosk Boring Hard Nipples of the Day

Elsa Hosk Boring Hard Nipples Red Panties and Red Tight Shirt

Elsa Hosk was a pro basketball player in Sweden, at least so she claims, before deciding to be a hot slutty model for VS, who has and always will produce pretty porny content, and who I guess was added to the brand’s mix of girls to offer someone who knows how to instagram-pose proper…

That said, her body is great, probably all the Basketball..her nipples are hard…which make me want to dribble them with my mouth like I was a limbless Michael Jordan….or Lebron…depending on who is being more charitable for the news pretending to do it under the radar…yet shit’s trending on Facebook, if facebook still had trending news articles to condition the minds of the retard people.

What I am trying to say is…Elsa Hosk gets it…

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2018

01

Aug

Elsa Hosk Naked for Instagram of the Day

Elsa Hosk Naked on Instagram

Elsa Hosk used to be a clickbaiter who got naked in photoshoots before being an official Victoria’s Secret model, which as it turned out was just the team at Victoria’s Secret setting her up to have a little hype behind her before officially singing her on, in what you would call creating a lingerie model from a Female Swedish basketball player, who quit the limelight of being a Female Swedish Basketball Player, you know a sport that gets you noticed, unable to leave the local Ikea with your new dresser without handing out Autographs, unable to go to the airport or travel internationally because of all the global fans who give a fuck about Swedish female basketball….something she had to escape to get back to what she felt was her calling – getting naked…

Well, since the beginning of her as a model, she’s been getting naked, continues to get naked, and if that’s the racket or the hustle it takes to get paid a lot of money, to grow a following, to exist, that all the girls know is exactly the recipe to success they need, I am into celebrating that….

I call this story The little PROMO model who could….get naked….getting naked…but censored even though you’re allowed to be naked on instagram as they police it less…

Elsa Hosk Naked on Instagram

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