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2019

19

Jun

Elsa Hosk Hard Nipples of the Day

Elsa Hosk Hard Nipples

Elsa Hosk….great basketball player, so great she worked as a professional basketball player in Sweden with other Swedish girls…all tall, lean, fit and probably looking a lot like this, blonde and busty from all their Scandinavian design….the IKEA of women….who at one time had the biggest tits per capita than any other country…sign me up…

So as Elsa Hosk moves her way into the mainstream as a model, via Victoria’s Secret, the most hype mall brand ever, who makes stars out these girls…we get to see her tits…and that’s great considering our lives suck and a little tit is helpful to get through it…


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2019

07

Jun

Elsa Hosk Hot Tits of the Day

Elsa Hosk Hot Tits

I’ve seen her tits before, but unlike my wife’s tits, I don’t mind seeing them again….

These tits aren’t being pulled out the way I’d want them to be pulled out – since I’ve see them pulled out before…but they are still there…to look at in excitement an think to ourself “How did this pro Swedish Basketball player not become a model sooner”….as she only really broke out at 27…

My other question is – does all of Swedish female basketball look like this, cuz if it does, I want season tickets for my chronic masturbation purposes…

I guess now that this one has fully made it – there’s no need for the nipples they used to get her noticed early on…

But I am sure we will get to see her nipples again…and that is all I care about….the future is bright…

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2019

27

May

Elsa Hosk Being Hot of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is hot…..

The Swedish Basketball star, who was like “I’m done with this sport thing, I’m too hot to be an Athlete no one cares about, I’m going to move to America, and become a Victoria’s Secret Model”….which is exactly what she did. I guess when you have an athlete’s discipline, you just fucking approach the model world with a bit more work ethic, and you can easily take over from the other models, who are just lazy hot chicks who have been handed everything they have from rich dudes they have sex with….while this one was like “with my hotness and my athleticism and drive I can take the fuck over from these lazy bitches”…it is almost a joke compared to waking up at 6 am to train, or practice….so easy…but I guess being the hottest of the Victoria’s Secret models helps…

Because she is the hottest of the Victoria’s Secret models….

Elsa Hosk Hot Bikini

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2019

08

May

Elsa Hosk Sheer Dress on a Cliff of the Day

Elsa Hosk is living the good life as the Swedish Basketball player, who was playing professionally in Sweden before deciding that she was a hot pervert exhibitionist who would take the competitive spirit to modeling, and get as naked as she could to get noticed, all with the support of the evil mall brand that sells overpriced made in a sweatshop panties to fat people who shop in malls…as some promo model as she neared 30…but who did better than the girls they already had working for them…who were younger than her…cuz she’s hot…

She would have done it for free, but is now in California…a rich and famous model…taking slutty hipster pics in Malibu with the wildflowers, as people do for social media and have for years now…cuz she’s at that level of fucking famous people, while you’re all the level of jacking off to her on some office chair you found in the trash and dragged back to your rathole of an apartment. Funny how life works out..

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2019

26

Apr

Elsa Hosk Bikini for Candice Swanepoel of the Day

Elsa Hosk Bikini

Elsa Hosk is doing some shoot for Candice Swanepoel’s swimline.

Candice is clearly doing an “If you can’t beat them join them” as Elsa Hosk, who is the same age as her, and was hired as her replacement when she was pregnant, but who is SUBSTANTIALLY hotter than Candice and she probably knows it…so she uses her…not to mention ELSA doesn’t have a couple of kids that shattered her cunt…so book her….

Maybe Candice is exhausted from parenting with her staff of Nannies and doesn’t want to pull off the bikini modeling anymore, so she’s into using her replacement too, I mean she is making money off this collection so the more girls promoting it the better.

Maybe hot chicks aren’t as catty or jealous because they are secure with themselves, I mean Candice is rich off this shit what’s she got to prove…..

Maybe they are all BFFs who slumber party and fuck each other with dolphin shaped dildos…

SO many maybes, but on thing that is for sure, VS is obviously backing Candice’s private label, as models with bikini companies are a trend, and using their own talent to promote that off shoot brand…just makes sense.

WHO KNOWS….or CARES!

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2019

15

Apr

Elsa Hosk Slutty of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is probably the hottest Victoria’s Secret model, which I am sure the biologist who created Josephine Skriver in a lab with his funded by Victoria’s Secret genetic modification and cloning technology will disagree with, but they are biased…

She’s the basketball player from Sweden who managed to figure out how to bikini a lingerie model for the Mall Brand in America that all the American girls want to work for because they fucking love malls and the brands that are in those malls. PLUS there’s been so much hype around Victoria’s Secret their entire life that it is a prestigious title to have as their model – even if it is a gutter mall brand. Weird how that works.

While this almost 30, basketball player, who looks amazing moved in and scooped up your American jobs – like the undocumented worker you are trying to build a wall to keep up, but those damn airplanes let them FLY In….fucking up everything…

Here she is hot at Coachella

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2019

12

Apr

Elsa Hosk See Through of the Day

Elsa Hosk See Through

It is Coachella weekened and it looks like Elsa Hosk is in the Desert getting ready to rage along with all the other instagram girl who brands are paying to be there, making what may have once been a cool festival, lamer than fucking ever, because it is one big money making advertising summit, and not just something fun, or cool that people want to be a part of.

Sure the younger kids don’t understand cultural moments, other than an Egg going viral on instagram, and they are force fed ads all day without even realizing it, and they want to b the ones being paid to go to these places, so that they just end up wanting to be a part of some commercial bullshit, without realizing it, by trying to be self important assholes that they are…

It’s some fear of missing out, this is one of the stops on the instagram tour every year, participate to be relevant situations.

But that all makes the event seem fucking awful, but not as awful as Monday will be for me when I am uploading all the slutty outfits…

Elsa Hosk got a head start in whatever it is she’s wearing by Victoria’s Secret who ar paying her to be there, Victoria’s Secret, which as JOSIE CANSECO will tell you is a dream company despite overpriced sweatshop made products that are sold in every mall as cool and exclusive things rarely are…and Elsa Hosk will remind you…she’s pretty fucking great.

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2019

08

Apr

Elsa Hosk Nipple of the day

Elsa Hosk Nipple

I posted this Elsa Hosk shit last week, not that you read the site or care….it’s all new to you…..

I don’t think her nipples were included in that post, but I am too lazy to find it, you know since the site is blocked on google….

I figure if we’re dealing with the Swedish lingerie model, not that Victoria’s Secret the shitty mall brand is lingerie, but the model is half naked and we can pretend that it is for the sake of categorizing her as a model…..who was hired to replace CANDICE SWANEPOEL in her 40 month pregnancy….and who was much sluttier, much more naked, and much more interesting than Candice, since she came in late in life, after being a professional women’s basketball player, in what I assume was a fetish league….we can post her all day and no one will complain…

Mainly because no one pays attention or bothers getting invested anymore, we’re all just surrounded by noise…celebs and sluts are all interchangeable in one pile of slutty content we don’t have time to sift through.

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2019

03

Apr

Elsa Hosk Still Hot in her Panties of the Day

Elsa Hosk is hot…bitch could have ended up working at IKEA or VOLVO…making meatballs in her native land of Sweden, but instead…she too them titties to America after dropping out of a professional women’s basketball league, which I can’t imagine was an actual thing, considering who the fuck cares about women’s basketball, especially in Sweden…unless it was more of a lingerie bowl style…only hot sluts from Sweden allowed to play, all busty and tight bodied, wearing lingerie that paved the way for her to be a VS model…

I don’t know much, but I know she looks good half naked, and that Evil Mall Brand of overpriced underwear know how to pick quality pussy in an era where quality pussy is used less and less in marketing campaigns…


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2019

07

Mar

Elsa Hosk Holding her Little Tit Whilst Topless on Instagram of the Day

What a little pervslut this Elsa Hosk is..

I don’t know if that was english, or maybe it was swedish…like her…a SWEDE….a Swede with her pervslut ways….

Is pervslut a word? If not it should be…one….that means bitch is slutty cuz it turns her on…and thus a perv….

My theory on all the girls on the sports team are always the pervsluts…maybe it’s the hormones, or the fitness and youth…or the family putting too much pressure on them to win…maybe it’s all the time in the shower, or the socializing amongst themslves as a team that leads them to pervslut ways…I remember growing up…all the girls on the sports teams were fucking before the other girls…I figure it was because they met people to fuck like their coaches whilst traveling….either way…pervsluts…

Elsa Hosk once was on a sports team before becoming a model….in Sweden I like to think all their female Athletes look like this…I don’t watch the Olympics enough to know if that’s true….but I do know one thing….pervslut got her tit in hand.


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