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2017

19

Oct

Elsa Hosk Topless for IG of the Day

Elsa Hosk Topless for IG

Elsa Hosk is a Victoria’s Secret contract girl, the new Candice, since Candice is old and boring, despite still being hot…only she’s as old as Candice so I don’t really know how she worked her way into this, but I do know she used to be a low level nude model, who broke through the noise and became a VS girl, getting paid, later in her career, giving all the slutty girls on IG hope that they will be found before turning 30 too…

She posted these boring topless pics and she looks good, fit, half naked…good times…until you realize she’s an entitled ego who uses her VS contract as a justification for her cunty behavior…they all do and girls like Elsa Hosk should because they hot.

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2017

25

Sep

Elsa Hosk See Through and a Freaky Neck of the Day

Elsa Hosk is a very old lady in terms of modeling or walking on runways…she’s pushing 30 or some shit and that’s what they have documented, which is usually three years younger than her actual age…you know the people who handle her, manage her, sell her, want extra years out of her….and that is probably why these Runway photos of the nude model turned Victoria’s Secret Promo Model turned Runway Model it just took her a few years to get there….but she made it right before it was too late….

She’s walking the runway, with a sheer outfit because she’s a whore like that, and all I see is her neck being strained in what could be bad plastic surgery, or just her trying to create an illusion of tighter skinned face, by sucking on sour candies and pulling her face muscles back into her…and the whole thing is very weird, creepy, zombie, old lady trying to look young but she’s still hot…

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2017

14

Sep

Elsa Hosk is Hot of the Day

Elsa Hosk in a gold gown

Elsa Hosk was the titty model turned Victoria’s Secret model thanks to titty modeling for the right photographer a pervert who the brand hired to update their repetitive and dull outdated look – of interchangeable promo models in the same fucking poses – you know give it some edge, some attitude, to compete with the selfies people are taking of themselves on social media…scammin’ but not as hard as the mall brand itself..

So she became a legit model at 27, thanks to VS needing a Candice Swanepoel stand in as she made babies…
but Candice is back…so where does that leave old Elsa…do they put her out to pasture, does she celebrate having money for her half nakedness for once…does that stamp of approval of the mall brand get her a rich HUSBAND…stay tuned to find out…in the mean time she’s got her rocking body at fashion week in a not so slutty dress….GOOD TIMES…so fashionable…

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2017

05

Sep

Elsa Hosk Nude for Sunglasses of the Day

Elsa Hosk naked and bent over for sunglasses ad

Elsa Hosk is the new Candice Swanepoel, or the temp when Candice was making babies and the brand was unsure she would bounce back, but bounce back she did, making Elsa obsolete, not useful, probably still with the Victoria’s Secret panty line – but second string where she belongs, seeing as she launched her career as a titty model….and I guess has gone back to being a titty model, this time for sunglass company, because naked bitches help sell sunglasses I guess…what do I know..

While Elsa was doing that, her boss, the person she shadows or body doubles for, her lead singer to her back up dancing…Candice Swanepoel Tries to be Youthful at Burning Man with Josephine Skriver at burning man, where they slutted out with rich people trying to be down to earth…and where they didn’t run into the burning man and died…but probably should of….

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2017

17

Aug

Elsa Hosk VS Stealla Maxwell in the Morning and Other VS Promo Model Shit of the Day

TWO victoria’s secret wild cards, Elsa Hosk and Stella Maxwell, both hot in their own model right, one an older washed up titty model who found her way in as a Candice Swanepoel stand in, the other a Lesbian who has dated or fucked with A-Listers to increase her profile and to network through Barbara Palvin to the right people, basically stealing her career:

Posted morning instagram photos….

The first is Stella Maxwell Made Kristen Stewart Breakfast of the Day…you know get up in there and eat like the stray dog you think you are….you fucked up hollywood bitch….

The second is Elsa Hosk being naked in bed…some rich guy’s bed we assume….

Both fresh off their Cowboy Holiday Shoot for the evil made in China Panty line that created them, and that pays them monthly, like the hookers they are….

Romee Strijd had some sexual assault in the workplace, but it’s ok because it’s not from a man…

And Adriana Lima almost showed her old lady anus…

More old timers…

Group Shot:

Sara Sampaio and Taylor Hill…With the Creeper Butt SHot..

Josephine Skriver – the Genetically Modified Human

And Lais Ribeiro – Teen Mom Turned VS Model.

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2017

11

Aug

Elsa Hosk Hot Skinny Model Body Fake Jogging to Promote Victoria’s Secret of the Day

I am the girl jogger creeper, I mean I guess I am the girl anything creeper, because girls don’t need to be jogging or doing fitness in public, while wearing skimpy or tight workout gear for me to go “DAMN”….and stare until either it’s uncomfortable for them, or just humiliating and weird for me….

I love seeing girls leaving the gym, getting coffee after the gym, on their way to the gym, while in fitness gear, or really anything for that matter…because girls dress slutty these days…and it’s nice to stare at a body, or multiple bodies…

The only problem with running girls, or biking girls is that I can’t keep up to them, it’s like they run towards me, then past me, in a split second I fall in love, then it is taken away from me….

Pretty romantic really…

Here’s Elsa Hosk, probably not actually jogging, I’m onto you girl….this is clearly just a staged ad for an evil empire of mall brand made in CHina cheap underwear that made this model legit…..

THIS IS AN AD – SHE IS NOT EVEN WORKING OUT – CONTRACTUAL OBLIGATIONS – CAPTIALISM

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2017

01

Aug

Elsa Hosk is Ridiculous of the Day

Elsa Hosk was a shameless titty model, who I guess got some exposure in the model scene because she’s hot as fuck and when the brand Victoria’s Secret was looking for some new promo models who looked a lot like their old promo models, to replace their old promo models while they went off to get pregnant, with new promo models, she got the job….even if her work before Victoria’s Secret was just a lot of topless shit….

Well, the promo model who was off on disability is back, leaving the future unknown for this temp / scab….and she knows she’s gotta put work out there to get people to support her and keep her working…and what better way to do that is slutty pics….because slutty pics get noticed…even if they aren’t that slutty, they are still slutty enough and she looks amazing in them.

I’d sign the petition to keep her around, even if she’s pushing 30…this is still good.

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2017

20

Jul

Elsa Hosk is Obsess with Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Elsa Hosk has a fucking hard on for Victoria’s Secret. All her posts are Victoria’s Secret this and Victoria’s Secret that. We get it…they gave her the stamp of approval, told her she’s good enough after she likely whined to everyone in her way, since it was a dream of hers, pictures on her vision board, something she’d fight as hard as she can fight to get in there….

I guess they probably pay her for this, or maybe she works for them for free because it gives her all kinds of other work and credibility….but before VS she was just a titty model…who got naked for editiorials for free and at 27…when Candice was pregnant, they needed a stand in and she made the cut….because it’s never too late to live your dreams or some shit….or to get in panties on the internet…

Elsa Hosk – Was at an Event in a Bra Top

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2017

10

Jul

Elsa Hosk Nude on the Internet of the Day

Everyone is getting naked on the internet all day, and now it’s got to the point where it is no fun.

I don’t know why they bother doing it, I mean other than being attention seeking whores…

There is no reason for her to get naked, other than because she’s an exhibitionist, and lives for this shit, or she doesn’t grasp basic marketing or maybe she does…

Still about as boring as naked models….which isn’t that boring…their nakedness unnecessary…but boring…

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2017

06

Jul

Elsa Hosk Topless on Instagram of the Day

ELsa Hosk is a titty model who got a job as a Victoria’s Secret model and now she’s posting strategic topless pics on her social media for her fans who have either seen her naked or half naked before as a reminder that she’s willing to get naked to get ahead because getting naked got her ahead and let that be a lesson to all the YOUTHS of today, looking for a better tomorrow…SEX work is the answer…it pays…and it gives me shit to jerk off to…but the low level strategic sampler of that sex work…is nothing but a shitty cocktease that makes me wish she was hit by a Tsunami when taking this pic as punishment for being a cocktease…

That’s all I have to say about that…

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2017

24

May

Elsa Hosk’s High Production iPhone Picture of the Day

Bitches are so fucking shameless, I actually see them behaving like this all the fucking time and I always laugh about it, are you kidding, it’s an iphone photo why the fuck are you posing like that, I mean I get it, they get brand deals through their social media, it’s better than just whoring out to some random dude or something, but they end up whoring out to said dude anyway, I mean she’s on a 100 million dollar yacht, she is overpaid, but not that overpaid…she’s arm candy…and vapid and ridiculous at least in her shameless behavior that you’d expect out of an American tourist everywhere they go, but not some swedish titty model…

I love the way this unfolds….first she’s on the boat, then intense model poses straight from Victoria’s secret, then some dude who probably fucks her with an iphone…hilarious…ridiculous..but fucking hot.

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2017

17

Apr

Elsa Hosk in a Bikini of the Day

Elsa Hosk posted this bikini video of her at Coachella – because everyone who is anyone is at Coachella – some are actually being paid to be at Coachella – and not just by rich dudes looking for hot pussy to party with and share a desert villa with – but companies – every company – uses the festival to cash the fuck in – as that is the American way…turn everything into some bullshit you can monetize and destroy – and fuck over anyone in the way….and since America women are all fat and dumpy – use the SWEDES – import the pussy we use – to sell product and bullshit to the American women they don’t use in the campaigns – cuz they just want their money….BUY BUY BUY CONSUME…..

I don’t see how going from one bullshit corporate event to the other is awesome and amazing, but I guess their hookers they’ve hired are worth looking at in their bikinis…and here’s one of em. From Titty Model to Mainstream as fuck PROMO model…


TO SEE ALL THE WHORES AT COACHELLA CHECK THIS MASSIVE ROUND-UP BY CLICKING HERE

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2017

13

Apr

Elsa Hosk Instagram Erotica of the Day

Elsa Hosk was so kind last night on social media – she posted this very powerful, inspiring, amazing, image of herself in make-up saying the sweet words “NITE”…like she was virtually tucking in all of her fans, followers, individually…but more like a girl sending out the same nude to 30 dudes she’s talking to on tinder, because making 30 custom nudes would take too much time, and the one nude BCCed to the world…gets the job done….you know because she’s a busy slut, there’s lots of dick to fuck, she can’t be bothered dealing with every one, she’s so desirable and she knows it, I mean Victoria’s Secret pays her lots of money she’s important so be happy that she bothered sharing this, you know to keep people engaged in her “personal brand”….

Art…right?

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2017

07

Apr

Elsa Hosk in a Magazine of the Day

It’s my birthday – so why not celebrate rotting – like the corpses we all are…with ELSA HOSK doing some nude modeling like old times…without actually being nude…unlike old times…because I guess she is a mainstream promo model now…part of a roster of the evil brand…and her nude shoots must be calculated and planned…all part of a global strategy…and not just flagrant and excessive because people want to get her naked to promote their shit….even though she’s a nude model…

Not To live is to die…and dying is part of living…and ELSA HOSK made it into the evil brand before it was too late…at a late age…something like at 27…like a lottery win and there’s something magical in that…

The magazine is called Madame Figaro…

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2017

05

Apr

Elsa Hosk Possible See Through to Nipples of the Day

Elsa Hosk is an old timer model because she’s pushing 30, but only a recent player in the Victoria’s Secret scene, probably in the last 3 years, which I guess in a 10 year career of a model is the equivalent of 10 years of her career, and really it’s the only years that matter, where she’s getting paid – because prior to VS she was doing titty photoshoots like a thirsty instagram girl…only in her case, it worked on a bigger scale than most instagram girls, who really only get sugardaddies out of the whole thing….

She’s at an event, apparently you can see a tit, I don’t see a tit, I see what looks like a trashy, old, tired, rough around the edges, Russian despite being Sweeden, Titty model that pulled a scam and got into VS because Candice wanted a break and this one looked most like her…but who knows….

Here are some of her lingerie pics for the Evil Panty Emperor…..

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