Elsa Hosk was just named a new Victoria’s Secret ANGEL, which basically is their 100,000 dollar a year contract now that models don’t get paid what they used to get paid…thanks to social media and all the social media whores diluting the market by having massive followers….where as these models, or the girls who used to be models…in an era without social media just made money looking good they didn’t have to worry about their audience…

Anyway…she’s from Sweden, she’s amazing, she’s probably been fucked by Leo, or has fucked Leo…with a strap on cuz he’s homo…and if she hasn’t then she will as she’s one of the most substantial there is on the new roster…and here she is for a photographer I’ve never heard of….but who shoots new Victoria’s Secret models so he must be important…right….just not as important as her nipple…

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I remember Elsa Hosk when she first started modeling a few years ago….she was doing a lot of topless shit and was pretty fucking amazing to look at…She’s Swedish, I am a fan..and it was obvious that it was only a matter of time before the evil underwear giants at Victoria’s Secret scooped her up and robbed her of the desperation she once had…in doing all those topless shoots to get noticed by a brand like Victoria’s Secret….you know the career changer…

Well she booked a few gigs with them but now it’s apparently official, she is in a contract, an official angel..and the good news is that in this rebrand to be more fashion and babe oriented…the new styling of the images are good enough to jerk off to…a throwback to the 90s…because even evil empires can update and improve..after enough scrutiny…

So now, Elsa Hosk is too famous for you, but let’s face it..she was too famous for you even before she was a model..because you’re weird and deserve to be alone..

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Victoria’s Secret models make 100,000 dollars a year for 50 work days. Sure, that seems like a lot of money to a girl working the cash at Target, 100k for 50 days of work, but they are dealing with a multi billion dollar company…that models usually get paid 50k a day for a campaign…or more…

Basically, Victoria’s Secret is the sweatshop of the modeling world…It’s creepy photographers promising you fame for sex and then them…

I don’t really know why these overpaid models are complaining, If I was Victoria’s Secret, I wouldn’t be paying them….they can’t pay for that level of PR, or the Leonardo DiCaprio that the brand really creates for them, giving them a name and money other companies pay top dollar for because they are seemingly higher profile…

I mean getting paid to sit around all day in underwear…what a fucking joke…sure it’s not millions of dollars a year, but what the fuck was Swanepoel doing before they absucted her, or the Brazilians…I mean seriously…not to mention they get meet rich dudes to get pregnant by, because rich guys love VS models, all while thinking they are more important than they are…it’s a good gig.

Here’s Elsa Hosk, a Swedish one, in the Catalog, showing nipples, because finally VS has stopped photoshopping out the nipples because the feminsts protesting nipple photoshopping, gave us perverts nipples to jerk off to…like this was the Sears Catalog and it was still the 70s…

Speaking of Gold Digging Victoria’s Secret models – here’s MIRANDA KERR cruising in Santa Monica….

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I’ve been posting on Elsa Hosk for a long time. I was onto her when she was first coming up as a model, when she was doing erotic fashion nude photos, where she was naked for fashion, even though the idea of fashion is to cover up being naked, otherwise there would be no billion dollar industry, and people wouldn’t be buying their clothes because they’d just be naked…but I guess the lifestyle behind the clothing is to come in with a vision, or a higher purpose, or concept…that I guess nudity speaks to…it doesn’t matter.

She’s Swedish, she’s amazing, and she’s been poached by Victoria’s Secret, yet she still gets topless and crawls around on all fours in a thong…in what are going to be the best pictures you see today…and I should just stop here and go outside and make snowmen or some shit…instead of looking for more nonsense you’ll just skim over and not pay attention to…

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Elsa Hosk is a Swedish Victoria’s Secret model…who is posing for a Victoria’s Secret brand…showing her nipples…because I guess the creative directors at Victoria’s Secret finally figured out that they are in the lingerie business and that lingerie is sheer and that edited out nipples in their lingerie is false advertising, that also gets negative press, because feminists hate when you erase a girl being objectified for a lot of money, at her free will, to pose half naked for a man’s company…to sell lingerie that implies women need to please their man….right…

So instead of appeasing the middle of the road, scared of nipple, jesus freaks….they said “just roll with this sheer one”…and that god for that..it’s these baby steps that lead to spread asshole campaigns on buses and billboards everywhere…not just in my dreams…

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