Elsa Hosk is a Swedish model with a funny looking nose..if you take the time to look away from her pretty perfect looking photoshopped body for some company called Express.

She was a pro Swedish Basketball player, which isn’t some pornographic sex fetish, but rather actual women’s Basketball, that is best described as the IKEA version of the WNBA.

But now she’s a model, because who the fuck wants to be a pro Swedish basketball player when companies like Victoria’s Secret throw hundreds of thousands of dollars at her.

She’s alright…catalog pics aren’t’…they fucking suck…

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Elsa Hosk is a model and this is her showering in her bikini on instagram because like all dirty girls…she needs to be clean..or wet…for effect of whatever bikini shoot she’s doing…and the fact that she’s letting us in on it, letting us watch via her social media profiles…is pretty decent of her…because a life without watching a clothed model, who you can probably google to see naked in campaigns, shower outside in public in her bikini, in a shitty quality video…is a life not worth living.

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These models get passed around from A-Lister to A-lister as much as they get passed around from company to company…if you were a little more realistic, you’d think that they sold their rights to a company, like some low level prostitute, who instead of fucking for money, they get half naked for money…all chasing the paper…or at least the dream of being a “supermodel”…cuz the pay is pretty fucking good…

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ELSA HOSK is a model who is making big moves for herself, from doing Victoria’s Secret campaigns, to now this H&M Campaign, it’s like the world is her oyster as long as she’s half naked and in lingerie, because despite probably being a scary tall monster in person, with shoulders built like an ox, you know almost plus sized, but skinny and proportionate, in pictures she looks amazing, and like she’s got a body that the average bitch can’t attain, which I like because it leads to insecurities and insecurities lead to me getting laid…

Sure I prefer her past, I’m talking 2011, when she was making moves and getting NAKED FOR FASHION …you know eager and not getting paid for this shit…because back then I could stare at her tits and say “desperate bitch”…now I can just look at her tits and say “remember when she was a desperate bitch, yeah those were the days”….but on the positive side of things…I can still stare at her tits…so despite losing at all things in life, I feel like we’ve won here today….

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Elsa Hosk is fucking Amazing…She’s a Swedish model who has done shit for Victoria’s Secret and who makes me want to go to IKEA and try to convince their staff to let me jerk off on their shitty quality furniture while eating their meat balls after getting caught jerking off on their shitty quality furniture while eating their meat balls…just to get closer to her cultural roots…even though unlike IKEA, this body is built to last…

I don’t know what I am talking about, I know nothing about IKEA and more importantly, I have better things to do than write about some model I want to piece together with my semen….you know like her off to some model I want to piece together with my semen…

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I hate catalog shots, but I like Elsa Hosk. The other day I did a Round UP Of Her Best Topless Pics She Took While Paving the Way to Becoming a Victoria’s Secret Model….because a titty model who aspires to be a lingerie model for the biggest underwear company has got to start somewhere and lucky for us, with this Swede, that somewhere involved nipples.

Here she is doing some sideline work for some other bathing suit company, I am sure the handlers at Victoria’s Secret are going to be very happy happy about this.

I fucking hat catalog shots, but Elsa Hosk, that bitch isn’t too bad.

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Elsa Hosk is a model. From Sweden. I’ve POSTED HER PICS before. She’s done shit from Victoria’s Secret.

More interestingly – she’s done a lot of topless modeling in efforts to get to the level of fame shes’ at now. You know making big money and more importantly, getting non-nude work

Here are my favorite topless shoots she’s done – with awesome names done by me – you know, just doin’ my part.

6- ELSA HOSK TITTIES ON THE WATER

5- ELSA HOSK TITTIES IN THE BACKYARD ON THE PATIO PAVERS AND IN OVERALLS

4- ELSA HOSK BOXING TITTIES UNDERWATER

3- ELSA HOST TITTIES ON THE BALCONY AND TITTIES PUTTING ON JEANS AND TITTIES IN AN OLD LAWN CHAIR

2- ELSA HOSK TITTIES ON A SKATEBOARD and TITTIES IN AN OLD LAWN CHAIR AGAIN

1- ELSA HOSK TITTIES IN A HOT TUB OR POOL ON A HILL

Here are her pics of Galore, far more tame by still fucking hot, an Easter Miracle one might say.

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Elsa Hosk is some relatively new Victoria’s Secret blood…that was either produced in their lab, or recruited from some third world country, and/or Sweden….where no one will do any real background research to see if she’s a real person….or if she’s just fantasy created by the billion dollar empire…but real or real doll…she’s lovely….from yesterday’s Victoria’s Secret party….

To being on a boat…lookin amazing…..

To pics of her on Twitter in a bikini

I am in love….

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