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2013

24

Jan

Elsa Hosk for Victoria’s Secret PINK of the Day

I could think of a better use for Elsa Hosk….the Swedish model who Victoria’s Secret is in the process of chipping and making their own….that would involve less YOGA pants…and spandex workout gear that is shot in a way that I can’t see her vagina definition….like getting her topless like SHE’S ALREADY DONE ….but as Victoria’s Secret does…they turn these X-Rated models who pretend they do it for fashion….and make them G rated and Christian underwear shopper in the midwest where they don’t have stores…friendly…and that’s a real fucking downer….here are the pics.

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2013

21

Jan

Elsa Hosk Topless Shoot of the Day


It’s Martin Luther King day or some other long weekend bullshit in America…and you should have taken advantage of it and gone south like some kind of rich jetsetter who isn’t sitting on a mountain of debt…with a pile of bills you can’t afford headed your way….or the need to buy a new car to get to your shitty job that barely keeps you afloat….or a need to save money for a new roof cuz that leak is starting to give your kid pneumonia…..you know cuz winter is the fucking worst….and the beach is the best…and sometimes throwing all your responsibilities aside and telling your wife you’re going out to get milk only to never return is the best option to allow you to be the man you want to be….free….

Well, for those of us stuck in the snow, I figured this Victoria’s Secret model….from Sweden topless in some random summery shoot was better to stare at than the harsh reality that our lives suck…especially on a long weekend….in the middle of winter…when we’d all rather be staring at bikini tits….

No idea when this shoot is from….but it doesn’t matter….

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2012

26

Dec

Elsa Hosk Random Titty Photoshoot of the Day


I should be dating Elsa Hosk – you know because I want to fuck her…but I’m not…because we’ve never met…but I am sure if I was a janitor in her high class apartment..or if I was a bus boy at one of her high end restaurants…or if I worked in the shipping department of one of her clients…or the mail room in the building her agency was in….nothing would keep us apart and she’d be all about me…cuz that’s how soul mates work people.

If you don’t know who she is, she walked the Victoria’s Secret fashion show the last two years….

If you’re wondering…I feel like I am soul mates with anything with a vagina…

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2012

16

Oct

Elsa Hosk Titties for Victory Journal of the Day

ELSA HOSK is a babe.

I’ve seen her tits before, but unlike my wife’s tits, I don’t mind seeing them again….we are at that romantic stage in our relationship where we can stand each other, and everything she does, even if it has been done before by her and other Swedish models seems fresh, new and lovely as fuck…It will never be played out….and until her shitty personality gets shoved down my face day after day until the point in which I need to avoid her and go out drinking with friends to just not be at home…I support her every move….not that I’ve met her or ever will but you get what I’m saying….and that is that topless pics are the best.

This is some Mohammed Ali tribute photoshoot for those of you who like models who pretend to be boxers…while topless….

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2012

11

Oct

Elsa Hosk Hot as Fuck for Flair Austria of the Day

Elsa Hosk is some Swedish model showing her tits for some Austrian magazine…..she’s probably best known to you perverts as one of the models you thought about while fucking your wife last year following the VS fashion show you watched to get you in the holiday shopping spirit…but to me…she is known for getting topless for fashion consistently…. HERE ….and HERE and HERE ….and that is all that really matters….

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2012

14

May

Elsa Hosk Model Tits of the Day

Elsa Hosk is a model from Sweden who at 23 understands the importance of showing her fucking tits in shoots so clients know she’s fucking serious about being the next big thing in modeling. She’s 5 foot 9 and I’d be more than happy to lick every inch of her cuz she’s amazing….She’s been doing some Victoria’s Secret work, like their fashion show, and it’s pretty safe to say she may be their next big thing…

I don’t know where these pics are from…or what they are for…but this is the most substantial shoot I’ve seen in a while…It’s all instagram trendy with tits and I’m sold on her solid talent…..and by talent I mean tits…

Amazing.

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2012

27

Apr

Elsa Hosk Titties in Some Hot Photoshoot of the Day

I have posted ELSA HOSK TITTIES before….and I liked them…

She’s a Swedish 23 year old who knows and understands the importance of showing her tits to the world in photos because it is better than working at Ikea…..or Volvo….or whatever the fuck else those meatball eating skinny Swedes do when not showing their tits to photographers to help advance their careers as models by being willing to do whatever it takes cuz so many other hot girls are willing to do whatever it takes….to get ahead and establish themselves int the world….

But I’m pretty sure whatever she’s doing, she’s doing it right, partially cuz I like looking at her naked, but also cuz she walked the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, and modeled for their catalog this past year, pretty much the holy grail of modeling these days cuz shit gets you famous….but not too famous to show her fucking tits….I’m loving these pics….

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2011

30

Jun

Elsa Hosk Naked for Fashion of the Day

I don’t know who Elsa Hosk is….But a little research tells me that she’s a model and she’s naked for fashion and that’s all I really need to know…because a bitch willing to get naked for the sake of personal gain is the only personality trait I look for….as you probably know by now…it’s the stripper lover in me…a little more research tells me that she’s from Sweden, she’s 22, she’s got blonde hair and blue eyes, she’s 5 foot 8, her bust is 31 inces, her waist 22, her hips 35, but all that doesn’t matter, cuz all you need to know is bitch gets naked for her modeling career which automatically makes her matter…any size, shape or nationality she is…

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