Elsa Hosk is pretty much the single most important model ever…at least that’s probably what she likes to think about herself, because she’s signed with Victoria’s Secret and big brands and people want to work with her, and no model likes to think they are useless, or that modelling is dumb when thousands and thousands of dollars are being thrown at her to just stand around and let people take pics of her and praise her…I mean she probably doesn’t think she’s changed, and that she’s just like her IKEA and VOLVO working…meatball eating friends…back in Sweden…

But what do I know, Elsa Hosk doesn’t answer my calls, and even if she’s a bitching, snappy, annoying, egotistical, princess cunt…I approve and will carry her purse on set because she’s fantastic to look at – and in this horrible world…good looks are more important than good personality, because no one I’ve ever met has a good personality…so let’s stick with looks.

Again, Like all Models BETTER NAKED

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Elsa Hosk is a Swedish lingerie model, she’s even signed a contract with Victoria’s Secret which I guess makes her LEGIT, because where else are lingerie models to go…and what else are lingerie models to do. Vitoria’s Secret is like the top of the food chain for ego…and I guess career…

It turns out when she’s not wearing lingerie, like in these pics for some obscure magazine, she’s not quite as interesting..

In fact, even her lingerie work sucks compared to when she gets naked as a model HERE and HERE and HERE

Meaning she’s totally going the wrong direction with her career…it’s more and more clothed doesn’t really speak to my boner….

TO SEE HER WEARING LINGERIE CLICK HERE

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ELSA HOSK is a nude model who has managed to white wash her nude modelling by pretending it is for fashion…only to lockdown a contract with Victoria’s Secret, making all her model dreams come true…knowing for the next few years, she’s making 750k a year…and that’s more than she’d make back in Sweden working at the massage parlour, or whatever it is she was doing before modelling…which was apparently nothing, because her creeper dad submitter her pics to a modelling agency when she was 13 and put her to work…creepy…but not as creepy as the fact that Romania has their own GQ….making me assume these pics are old and found in some basement of some google image search, because that’s just the quality I’d expect from Romania…

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Elsa Hosk is a newer Victoria’s Secret model from Sweden who has done a lot of titties for Fashion stuff in order to get this level of stardom…you know that million dollar a year contract…

Now she’s modelling for Marc Jacobs, because Victoria’s Secret, like any good pimp who get’s 50% of a girls sideline work, likes to whore them out…and I think she offers a valuable lesson to girls everyone…

If you don’t want a day job, but you do want people to pay you lots of money…but more importantly, you want people to like you and give you attention, because ultimately, the money doesn’t matter if you’re hot, you’ll just marry rich…

All you need to do is start showing your tits, and the world will come to you..

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Elsa Hosk is a Victoria’s Secret Model…who gets it..and here she is posing in what looks like a merkin…which excites me because I love bush and all fashion accessories that simulate bush…it’s the future of vagina, especially for tacky girls who laser hair removed their shit…but I also like that she’s naked and not being ruined by sweatshop made shitty quality overpriced billion dollar evil empire lingerie at Victoria’s Secret…and going back to her roots of getting naked for high concept ideas…because any reason to get naked is good enough for me….

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Elsa Hosk is a Victoria’s Secret model who I think is from Sweden, who unlike most Swedish girls, doesn’t have huge tits, but has tits none the less that she’s willing to take pictures of for photographers in efforts to build her brand, even though she’s already booked Victoria’s Secret, and essentially is owned by them, and anything thing she does is probably strategic placement for them to increase her profile and continue selling unethical sweatshop made bikinis for far more than they are worth…

Who cares, when you can be distracted by tits…

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Elsa Hosk is a Swedish model with a funny looking nose..if you take the time to look away from her pretty perfect looking photoshopped body for some company called Express.

She was a pro Swedish Basketball player, which isn’t some pornographic sex fetish, but rather actual women’s Basketball, that is best described as the IKEA version of the WNBA.

But now she’s a model, because who the fuck wants to be a pro Swedish basketball player when companies like Victoria’s Secret throw hundreds of thousands of dollars at her.

She’s alright…catalog pics aren’t’…they fucking suck…

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Elsa Hosk is a model and this is her showering in her bikini on instagram because like all dirty girls…she needs to be clean..or wet…for effect of whatever bikini shoot she’s doing…and the fact that she’s letting us in on it, letting us watch via her social media profiles…is pretty decent of her…because a life without watching a clothed model, who you can probably google to see naked in campaigns, shower outside in public in her bikini, in a shitty quality video…is a life not worth living.

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These models get passed around from A-Lister to A-lister as much as they get passed around from company to company…if you were a little more realistic, you’d think that they sold their rights to a company, like some low level prostitute, who instead of fucking for money, they get half naked for money…all chasing the paper…or at least the dream of being a “supermodel”…cuz the pay is pretty fucking good…

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ELSA HOSK is a model who is making big moves for herself, from doing Victoria’s Secret campaigns, to now this H&M Campaign, it’s like the world is her oyster as long as she’s half naked and in lingerie, because despite probably being a scary tall monster in person, with shoulders built like an ox, you know almost plus sized, but skinny and proportionate, in pictures she looks amazing, and like she’s got a body that the average bitch can’t attain, which I like because it leads to insecurities and insecurities lead to me getting laid…

Sure I prefer her past, I’m talking 2011, when she was making moves and getting NAKED FOR FASHION …you know eager and not getting paid for this shit…because back then I could stare at her tits and say “desperate bitch”…now I can just look at her tits and say “remember when she was a desperate bitch, yeah those were the days”….but on the positive side of things…I can still stare at her tits…so despite losing at all things in life, I feel like we’ve won here today….

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