Elsa Hosk is a Swedish model who is pretty fucking awesome…

She used to do a lot of NUDE MODELING …she’s even been nude in MAGAZINES ….I mean you can see everything I’ve ever posted and said about her HERE ….because I’ve been following her career for a long time, not because I want to, but because the voices in my head tell me to, just be happy this isn’t me actually following her home late at night, but rather just looking at pics her tall model ass has been in….because it’s less creepy, but then again, it’s still pretty fucking creepy…how is this my life?

That said, she is one of these naked for fashion fashion models who went A-List by booking Victoria’s Secret…and now she’s in Marie Claire Italy…shot by one of the best photographers out there – David Bellemere…and I think I’m in love…it’s like I finally understand what every love song ever written actually means.

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Her name is Elsa Hosk, I have probably already posted these pictures by CHADWICK TYLER …that I am going to assume are from his archive of pictures, because she looks younger and more importantly, because she looks naked for someone who isn’t a massive fashion magazine, but rather a good photographer, who is helping build her portfolio, that takes her Swedish ass from NYC starving model, to NYC Victoria’s Secret contract model, still starving, because that’s what modeling is about, but able to afford to get fucking fat, if she so chooses..and as someone who has been all about Elsa Hosk since she first hit the scene..I am into revisiting, or even seeing these for the first time, because naked Elsa is what Elsa is all about….that corporate shit just steered her off course.

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Goodnight from the beach ???? #GQ @gomillionandleupold

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Elsa Hosk is a Swedish model, a lot like that Volvo the neighbor with the 12 kids who like skiing and Vermont related things has, only not she’s not from the mid-80s…and the only ride I’m into with her is not in her Volvo…but in her VULVA…you see what I did there…right…I’m a pervert…

She’s the kind of Swedish import that I wouldn’t mind transporting on the roof of my car, and assembling in my basement, to house my collection of sex toys…because when dealing with Swedish people, you need to always reference Ikea, otherwise they don’t exist…or meatballs..maybe I should talk about meatballs…and fish..Swedes love fish…
and I love Elsa Hosk…

So that’s why I’m creeping her instagram…Here she is working out…

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Here are some of her pics…

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Elsa Hosk is Swedish. Fascinating. Right…I mean I’d assemble her badly after transporting her on the roof of my shitty euro car…to house my TV and collection of sex toys…because when dealing with Swedish people, you need to always reference Ikea, otherwise they don’t exist…

The real fascinating thing about her is that she’s such a serious fucking babe, that she’s gone from being a NUDE MODEL IN IMMIGRANT VERSIONS OF AMERICAN MAGAZINES …you know serious bootleg shit…and has turned it into a serious career making over a million dollars a year…

Most nude models I know turn to escorting….but this one turned to Victoria’s Secret….

I mean sure, I like the old Elsa better, this one has changed…at least based on her clothes alone…but she’s still lovely as fuck and worth keeping track of…you know, not just in her work, but in where she buys her groceries, and where she lives and where she is at any given time…some call it stalking…I call it being into a girl you’ve seen naked on the internet…I mean…she’s kind of asking for it…if she didn’t want it, she could just get an office job like normal girls…right?

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Elsa Hosk is pretty much the single most important model ever…at least that’s probably what she likes to think about herself, because she’s signed with Victoria’s Secret and big brands and people want to work with her, and no model likes to think they are useless, or that modelling is dumb when thousands and thousands of dollars are being thrown at her to just stand around and let people take pics of her and praise her…I mean she probably doesn’t think she’s changed, and that she’s just like her IKEA and VOLVO working…meatball eating friends…back in Sweden…

But what do I know, Elsa Hosk doesn’t answer my calls, and even if she’s a bitching, snappy, annoying, egotistical, princess cunt…I approve and will carry her purse on set because she’s fantastic to look at – and in this horrible world…good looks are more important than good personality, because no one I’ve ever met has a good personality…so let’s stick with looks.

Again, Like all Models BETTER NAKED

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Elsa Hosk is a Swedish lingerie model, she’s even signed a contract with Victoria’s Secret which I guess makes her LEGIT, because where else are lingerie models to go…and what else are lingerie models to do. Vitoria’s Secret is like the top of the food chain for ego…and I guess career…

It turns out when she’s not wearing lingerie, like in these pics for some obscure magazine, she’s not quite as interesting..

In fact, even her lingerie work sucks compared to when she gets naked as a model HERE and HERE and HERE

Meaning she’s totally going the wrong direction with her career…it’s more and more clothed doesn’t really speak to my boner….

TO SEE HER WEARING LINGERIE CLICK HERE

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ELSA HOSK is a nude model who has managed to white wash her nude modelling by pretending it is for fashion…only to lockdown a contract with Victoria’s Secret, making all her model dreams come true…knowing for the next few years, she’s making 750k a year…and that’s more than she’d make back in Sweden working at the massage parlour, or whatever it is she was doing before modelling…which was apparently nothing, because her creeper dad submitter her pics to a modelling agency when she was 13 and put her to work…creepy…but not as creepy as the fact that Romania has their own GQ….making me assume these pics are old and found in some basement of some google image search, because that’s just the quality I’d expect from Romania…

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Elsa Hosk is a newer Victoria’s Secret model from Sweden who has done a lot of titties for Fashion stuff in order to get this level of stardom…you know that million dollar a year contract…

Now she’s modelling for Marc Jacobs, because Victoria’s Secret, like any good pimp who get’s 50% of a girls sideline work, likes to whore them out…and I think she offers a valuable lesson to girls everyone…

If you don’t want a day job, but you do want people to pay you lots of money…but more importantly, you want people to like you and give you attention, because ultimately, the money doesn’t matter if you’re hot, you’ll just marry rich…

All you need to do is start showing your tits, and the world will come to you..

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Elsa Hosk is a Victoria’s Secret Model…who gets it..and here she is posing in what looks like a merkin…which excites me because I love bush and all fashion accessories that simulate bush…it’s the future of vagina, especially for tacky girls who laser hair removed their shit…but I also like that she’s naked and not being ruined by sweatshop made shitty quality overpriced billion dollar evil empire lingerie at Victoria’s Secret…and going back to her roots of getting naked for high concept ideas…because any reason to get naked is good enough for me….

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Elsa Hosk is a Victoria’s Secret model who I think is from Sweden, who unlike most Swedish girls, doesn’t have huge tits, but has tits none the less that she’s willing to take pictures of for photographers in efforts to build her brand, even though she’s already booked Victoria’s Secret, and essentially is owned by them, and anything thing she does is probably strategic placement for them to increase her profile and continue selling unethical sweatshop made bikinis for far more than they are worth…

Who cares, when you can be distracted by tits…

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