Elsa Hosk is living the good life as the Swedish Basketball player, who was playing professionally in Sweden before deciding that she was a hot pervert exhibitionist who would take the competitive spirit to modeling, and get as naked as she could to get noticed, all with the support of the evil mall brand that sells overpriced made in a sweatshop panties to fat people who shop in malls…as some promo model as she neared 30…but who did better than the girls they already had working for them…who were younger than her…cuz she’s hot…

She would have done it for free, but is now in California…a rich and famous model…taking slutty hipster pics in Malibu with the wildflowers, as people do for social media and have for years now…cuz she’s at that level of fucking famous people, while you’re all the level of jacking off to her on some office chair you found in the trash and dragged back to your rathole of an apartment. Funny how life works out..

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Elsa Hosk is doing some shoot for Candice Swanepoel’s swimline.

Candice is clearly doing an “If you can’t beat them join them” as Elsa Hosk, who is the same age as her, and was hired as her replacement when she was pregnant, but who is SUBSTANTIALLY hotter than Candice and she probably knows it…so she uses her…not to mention ELSA doesn’t have a couple of kids that shattered her cunt…so book her….

Maybe Candice is exhausted from parenting with her staff of Nannies and doesn’t want to pull off the bikini modeling anymore, so she’s into using her replacement too, I mean she is making money off this collection so the more girls promoting it the better.

Maybe hot chicks aren’t as catty or jealous because they are secure with themselves, I mean Candice is rich off this shit what’s she got to prove…..

Maybe they are all BFFs who slumber party and fuck each other with dolphin shaped dildos…

SO many maybes, but on thing that is for sure, VS is obviously backing Candice’s private label, as models with bikini companies are a trend, and using their own talent to promote that off shoot brand…just makes sense.

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Elsa Hosk is probably the hottest Victoria’s Secret model, which I am sure the biologist who created Josephine Skriver in a lab with his funded by Victoria’s Secret genetic modification and cloning technology will disagree with, but they are biased…

She’s the basketball player from Sweden who managed to figure out how to bikini a lingerie model for the Mall Brand in America that all the American girls want to work for because they fucking love malls and the brands that are in those malls. PLUS there’s been so much hype around Victoria’s Secret their entire life that it is a prestigious title to have as their model – even if it is a gutter mall brand. Weird how that works.

While this almost 30, basketball player, who looks amazing moved in and scooped up your American jobs – like the undocumented worker you are trying to build a wall to keep up, but those damn airplanes let them FLY In….fucking up everything…

Here she is hot at Coachella

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It is Coachella weekened and it looks like Elsa Hosk is in the Desert getting ready to rage along with all the other instagram girl who brands are paying to be there, making what may have once been a cool festival, lamer than fucking ever, because it is one big money making advertising summit, and not just something fun, or cool that people want to be a part of.

Sure the younger kids don’t understand cultural moments, other than an Egg going viral on instagram, and they are force fed ads all day without even realizing it, and they want to b the ones being paid to go to these places, so that they just end up wanting to be a part of some commercial bullshit, without realizing it, by trying to be self important assholes that they are…

It’s some fear of missing out, this is one of the stops on the instagram tour every year, participate to be relevant situations.

But that all makes the event seem fucking awful, but not as awful as Monday will be for me when I am uploading all the slutty outfits…

Elsa Hosk got a head start in whatever it is she’s wearing by Victoria’s Secret who ar paying her to be there, Victoria’s Secret, which as JOSIE CANSECO will tell you is a dream company despite overpriced sweatshop made products that are sold in every mall as cool and exclusive things rarely are…and Elsa Hosk will remind you…she’s pretty fucking great.

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Elsa Hosk is living up to her contract with Victoria’s Secret requirements to post slutty selfies, in and out of bra, really any way she can to get more people to pay attention to her…so that she can hit their target numbers and get her her damn bonus…..

She clearly loves every second of this, otherwise she would have stayed in Sweden coaching girl basketball…

Instead she’s hanging with the A-List…living the rich and luxurious life…doing what you should do when you are hot..and she is hot…..getting fucking paid..

It’s shameless, but it’s the business they are in, so is it shameless at all? They are just media manipulating to get as much as they can…selling so many low quality, overpriced, sweatshop made for fractions of a cent thanks to little asian child hands….all through marketing…pretty interesting case study for Harvard Business school….while I’m more into the hot chicks involved with them on the street level…making over a million a year doing shit like this. Naked Selfies….insane.

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You know what…

Elsa Hosk, despite being old for a model…near 30…in an era where 30 is not death of a model even if is should be…

Is pretty fucking top notch….top tier…primo…

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