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2019

14

Jan

Elsa Hosk Is Naked of the Day

Elsa Hosk is taking a shit in her bathtub…at least that is what I think is going on here. The audience needs and expects bigger and more exciting content out of these sex workers, and getting naked in the tub is just not going to differentiate yourself from all the other promo models on instagram getting naked for attetion, you need to dive into your chest drawer of tricks, and bring out the ones the most highest paying Arab fan asked her to do for him and his friends in DUBAI on a luxury trip…because Victoria’s Secret promoted them right to the source of money for pussy…..

Unless she isn’t shitting, and this is just a disappointing ass in the pool been done 100000000 times, by her and other whores, but I guess in this case, it’s Elsa Hosk…who I think is the hottest of the VS models….and for that…we celebrate her.

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2019

08

Jan

Elsa Hosk Naked of the Day

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From professional Swedish basketball…I mean it was women’s basketball so how fucking professional could it really be…you know a bunch of tall chicks trying to play basketball at the level that most ninth grade boys play…but if you get sponsors who need hot chicks in sport to sell their sneakers to dudes…while pretending to be inclusive and equal rights…saying things like that women are as good at men at sports and the game is as high performance, or high skill level….when really we all know it isn’t…but as a brand you can’t say that…the Social Justice Warriors will slaughter you….

To deciding to be a model, working for Victoria’s Secret cuz bitch liked getting naked, like all athletes, she was probably a sexual predator, ready to rape from all that testosterone and lockeroom talk, so much so that she had to deal with her fetish, sexual dysfunction through nude modeling…..where that she gets nude even when she’s not modeling….

Not a bad thing, cuz she’s got that Muscle memory from when she was fit…and that slut attitude to do slut things…and make a career of being jerked off to…a real lucrative career being jerked off to…better than any Patreon girl being jerked off to….cuz this one’s legit…

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2019

04

Jan

Elsa Hosk is Hot of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is living the California dream with her hot – near 30 – but still hot because she was a Swedish Athlete for the early part of her life and those Swedes eat really healthy, at least based on my Swedish restaurant experience, that took place at Ikea for Breakfast once. I was there buying a mattress because the wife shat the bed and pissed herself a few too many times that I couldn’t sleep through the smells…but alas the price was too expensive and I was forced to suck it up and lay in the filth…but I got some 3 dollar bacon and eggs and it was wonderful…

I guess what I am saying is that the Swedish design on this model of Victoria’s Secret is as good as a volvo, but with more vulva, half naked…rockin.

If you are a celeb or rich person, this is the sex worker you should try to buy…

Here she is slutty for Victorias Secret

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2018

10

Dec

Elsa Hosk Naked of the Day

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I didn’t know Elsa Hosk was into Beastiality with African animals…I guess she, like most Millennials doesn’t remember when AIDS happened….thanks to someone fucking someone who ate BUSH MEAT…you know you get that Monkey Juice up inside you and next thing you know you’re killing off Haitians, Homos, Heroin Users, Hemophiliacs….if you look into the history of AIDS…it used to be called the four H’s and those were the H’s…

I guess what we’ve learned here today is that all of these women, models or instagram people, are basically sex workers, puppets who crave attention that they will do anything for money or attention…even make porno for those rich dudes who hunt exotica animals…

Sick fucks everywhere.

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2018

04

Dec

Elsa Hosk is a Naughty Panty Model of the Day

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Have I posted these Elsa Hosk pictures before?

Not that I know of.

So here they are…

Making Victoria’s Secret Great Again, despite all the hate they are getting for not featuring trans models…like why would they…they don’t sell TUCK tape…that these liberal social justice idiots blame for their earning dropping 40 percent…without thinking for a second that maybe Victoria’s Secret as a whole, despite no trannies, is a dated fucking concept and the mall brand store can’t support the high rents they pay, when people are buying their underwear off instagram from unknown brands…you can only keep the life of 4 dollar panties from China for 40 dollars for so long….

It’s got nothing to do with Trannies and everything to do with sucking as a whole….

So stop thinking sales reflect them being unrelateable cuz they don’t use fat chicks or chicks with dicks…

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2018

22

Nov

Elsa Hosk Wet Bikini of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is everyone’s favorite 30 year old Victoria’s Secret model who only got the job at 28…which is retirement age for most models…but thanks to her Swedish looks, her professional basketball playing body, her discipline and her willingness to get naked because at 28 years old what the fuck hav you got to lose, it’s only downhill from there…and in doing that she’s managed to get rich and famous…all being a promo model for a lingerie brand that isn’t even a lingerie brand…it’s just some bootleg underwear company that sells at malls to the most basic american woman trying to be hot because it is all she knows…you know simple minded on Thanksgiving….drunk on diabetes….in her white trash American home that relies on immigrants like this to sell them product they don’t need…that they really don’t need…because they shouldn’t be seen in underwear…just snowsuits…fatties.

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2018

20

Nov

Elsa Hosk and Martha Hunt Wet in Mexico of the Day

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ELSA HOSK and MARTHA HUNT are on vacation together getting wet as fuck…. which is probably porn to some of you….because hot models getting half naked and white is fucking exciting…two blondes, one Swedish girl and one American girl coming together for the sake of leisure…

Look at the way her inner thigh meets her vagina…it’s creepy looking…and we like it because it isn’t fat…who needs fat…in a world of fat…NO VICTORIA’S SECRET…at least that was before the fat people all protested and freaked out..getting the CEO fired….forcing the brand to scramble and make amends trying to please and satisfy everyone involved, every angry feminist fat chick with nothing better to do that tweet angrily at Victoria’s Secret cuz it’s an exclusive club…

I hate how people, brands, everyone gives into and panders to these people with nothing better to do that protest and campaign against bullshit….which is too bad, lets celebrate tall hot chicks the way they are celebrating themselves and each other….seriously. It’s great.

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2018

07

Nov

Elsa Hosk is the Hottest VS Model of the Day

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If the Victoria’s Sexret girls were a beauty contest, Elsa Hosk would be the winner. The hottest of the sluts they’ve recruited from around the world.

The highest rated by my standards and I’d you don’t agree with me – fuck yourself

You don’t know anything and I’m the blogger here who does this professionally…like hosk played ball in Sweden before realizing she can be a panty wearing whore for lots of money…

Good hustle.

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2018

15

Oct

Elsa Hosk Naked of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is probably the hottest of the Victoria’s Secret models.

Their roster of whores is always pretty good, but sometimes some of the models, or sex workers they have on contract, depending how you look at it, where I look at it the way it is, where they are sex workers…

They run things like they were a porno company in the 90s, the porno glory days, when pornos were produced and the women made tons of money and the perverts had to buy their DVDs, before everyone in the world became a pornostar, spreading their pussies all over the internet…

Which I guess is the same thing as what is going on in Lingerie Modelling….because every whore on the internet is a lingerie model…

So here is Elsa Hosk getting paid her bonus, they get bonuses to get naked…so this is her getting naked in an on her knees head in the pillow kind of girl…

Here she is for Victoria’s Secret….because that’s why you care…

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2018

12

Sep

Elsa Hosk Nipples for a Clothing Brand of the Day

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Elsa Hosk the Victoria’s Secret cultivated underwear model – who for at least a year before becoming a Victoria’s Secret girl – was nude all over the place to get noticed…all designed to make her famous, hype her up, and get her to seamlessly replace the Candice Swanepoel blonde chick….with a bit more edginess…

In being a VS model, they make her do other brand deals, like this one, with her tits out, that I am sure she got paid a lot for, thanks to having that Victoria’s Secret stamp of approval..

It’s hard to hate a bitch who gets topless pics of herself taken for the internet – for the sake of topless pics and I guess this isn’t quite topless but you can see her tits and this is her getting paid stupid money to be part of this whatever it may be…

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