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2019

08

Jan

Elsa Hosk Naked of the Day

From professional Swedish basketball…I mean it was women’s basketball so how fucking professional could it really be…you know a bunch of tall chicks trying to play basketball at the level that most ninth grade boys play…but if you get sponsors who need hot chicks in sport to sell their sneakers to dudes…while pretending to be inclusive and equal rights…saying things like that women are as good at men at sports and the game is as high performance, or high skill level….when really we all know it isn’t…but as a brand you can’t say that…the Social Justice Warriors will slaughter you….

To deciding to be a model, working for Victoria’s Secret cuz bitch liked getting naked, like all athletes, she was probably a sexual predator, ready to rape from all that testosterone and lockeroom talk, so much so that she had to deal with her fetish, sexual dysfunction through nude modeling…..where that she gets nude even when she’s not modeling….

Not a bad thing, cuz she’s got that Muscle memory from when she was fit…and that slut attitude to do slut things…and make a career of being jerked off to…a real lucrative career being jerked off to…better than any Patreon girl being jerked off to….cuz this one’s legit…

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