Elsa Hosk is a hot, skinny, Victorias Secret model, with a hot skinny, Victoria’s Secret body….which is a body I appreciate, long and lean without too much disgusting fat slapping around everywhere… something we see everywhere and can only really appreciate when it is fat slapping around in a set of tits on some small framed girl who looks like she shouldn’t have tits that big on her small frame…but who does…in a freak of nature we can jerk off to…but it’s so rarely fat slapping around on a skinny girl’s chest…and more fat hanging over elastic waist bands…because regular don’t fit the bitch farting in front of you in the Walmart line….making you gag and wish the world and their fast food eating wasn’t rotting from the inside at least not in front of you in line at Walmart…save that for your trailer park home porky….while someone like Elsa Hosk probably doesn’t fat because that would require eating…MY KIND OF GIRL…

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Here she is suckin on a trendy vape that will remain nameless because their marketing person called me a pervert creep or someshit so I posted all her bikini pics saying you’re all a bunch of whores you whores calling me a pervert….

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Woah Elsa Hosk…racy racy…

Looking hot….which I guess is what you’d expect or want from a nude model turned VS model who may not have been a nude model but who VS positioned as a nude model in order to get hype around her so that she could replace Candice Swanepoel while she ran off to be pregnant as fuck for the last 3 years…

I mean she gets paid a lot to be naked and pose slutty, and I got nothing better to do than look at it….and I guess either do you…..we are in this together.

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Elsa Hosk is the stand in for Candice Swanepoel, who I think is hotter than Candice Swanepoel, and culturally more interesting that Candice Swanepoel, assuming that these women aren’t all created in some funded lab by the VS overlords…because Swanepoel is from South Africa, which along with legless national heroes who kill their girlfriends, there’s also a high AIDS rate and more importantly….systematic racism where these whites were basically using slaves up until 3 or 4 weeks ago….while HOSk…is Swedish and everyone loves IKEA…

Moreover, Swanepoel has been chronically pregnant, the worst kind of STD, for the longest time now, giving Hosk a chance to really make it in the world…

Hosk, and her thin legs claim to have been professional Basketball player legs when she was back in Sweden and realized there is no professional basketball for women, so she became a top VS promo model….getting naked..all the time and there’s something beautiful about women who get naked for money…and there always will be…even when they get naked for money on their social media for free…it’s all to elevate their getting naked for money rate….

Hot regardless…

Here she is seductive in a Mexican Blanket and as a Half Mexican I can say….I feel like this is cultural appropriation done right…

Here she is on all fours doing her skinny long legs right…

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Elsa Hosk is on Vacation, living her best life, showing off to the world what being a tall and skinny Swedish girl, who was once a professional basketball player, on some Steph Curry shit, before one of her coaches suggested, as he was “Larry Nassar-ing” her, as coaches do, I mean why else would a grown man want to be around young women doing athletics, tall young women, with their little shorts on, sweating and titties bouncing more than their offensive play, because as all the girls jog to keep up with the ball, their titties bounce along with them….

It’s obviously not from a passion for the sport, but rather a passion for the hot young chicks, who end up as Lingerie models, because they are used to being naked for you, as it is part of your secret drill for your star players.

The point is she’s old, almost over, was late to the game, but fantastic…

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Elsa Hosk is in “Lingerie” that is hardly lingerie, but that is mall brand Victoria’s Secret, made in china then sold for way too much, because why pass the savings of using a sweatshop onto your shoppers and clients, when you can use that money to make tall skinny slut dreams come true…you know by giving them the title of “Victoria’s Secret Angel” that basically changes their entire fucking life.

It gives them credibility, it gives them social status, it makes them the envy of all the other girls, it gets them rich cock, and for the rest of their lives they know that they were the hottest of the hot promo models, because every girl wants to be a VS promo model…

But their pictures, even the updated version to look more instagrammy, are pretty repetitive and boring, especially when the girl they’ve cultivated as a star is naked all over the internet…not naked in this….but it’s all right.

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Elsa Hosk is basically a sex worker…and she is in a red bikini jacked up her cooter hole.

I guess she presents herself as a promo model who has climbed through the Swedish female basketball training camps and decided to apply her sports training to nude and half nude modeling….mostly for a brand, the number one brand, in exchange for a lot of money, notoriety, celebrity, exposure, followers, because that mall brand puts money into their stable of sex workers and makes them exist…makes them famous…and allows them to be more than just whores to the world…so their bikini up their ass for the paparazzi can be seen as wholesome….innocent…not strategic…all hot…all the time…

She is almost 30 – soon to be expired so drink up.

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Elsa Hosk is basically a sex worker, or a promo model / sex worker, who has climbed through the Swedish female basketball training camps and decided to dedicate her athletics to nude and half nude modeling for a brand in exchange for a lot of money, notoriety, celebrity, exposure, followers, because that mall brand puts money into their roster of whores…they are their number one marketing tool and in being that the brand makes sure to maximize attention to them all they can….by getting them into magazines, other ad campaigns, topless in art shoots to keep their sex appeal up…and this stand in for Candice Swanepoel, who I like to think is a right place right time situation…is fucking loving it…so much she’s got her shirt off on social media to remind us all that she likes being half naked….but prefers being paid to be half naked….while having you perverts look at her half naked…

Fascinating.

Here she is in Cannes with all the important, fancy, relevant people…all dolled up…

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Elsa Hosk doesn’t really interest me, I mean she’s a 29 or 30 year old Victoria’s Secret model who is I guess the answer to Candice Swanepoel being pregnant for the last 3 years, they needed a replacement, because I guess Candice gave them some warning, and this one had the right look..

I mean she’s hot, and I remember her coming up and establishing herself, despite having a Victoria’s Secret deal, as a nude model, so we’ve seen her naked countless times before even knowing she was a contract girl….

Making pretty much everything she did after being naked so often…like all her catalog work as a promo model for a sweat shop produced product line of overpriced overhyped dog shit panties that American middle of the road women fucking love because they don’t have the mental capacity to understand consumerism, being marketed to, being manipulated by these billion dollar brands…

But I guess overpaid half naked Swedish women, who give women unrealistic body images, making them insecure because they aren’t 6 foot tall and thin, makes for a good contribution to society when we are in an era of everyone being fat…we gotta fight that…if we don’t want to live a life of throwing baby powder or flower on the women we bring home to find the wet spot…and if us commoners who aren’t rich dudes ever want to know what cumming on a toned stomach feels like….since the thin fit woman is a dying breed and may eventually be extinct…..unless more people like Elsa Hosk and her Swedish design like Ikea or Volvo help perpetuate the hotness of skinny…

I don’t dislike Elsa Hosk or her lame posing on a expensive car like a gold digger she likely is…because she can be….

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How about a couple pics from her social media…

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