Last week or whenever I did the last Elsa Hosk Post – I brought up a very important fact about her that I pulled from her WIKIPEDIA:

Though the media often notes her striking physical resemblance and nominal correlation to Queen Elsa from Disney’s 2013 film Frozen, she has denied the character was made in her image.

In 2013, the world didn’t know who the fuck Elsa Hosk was, except maybe a few agents and photographers she was sucking off because she knew she was hot enough to be a model….back when she was getting naked for photoshoots…because apparently…she is hot enough to be a model.

She’s just exceptionally lucky that at 28 or 29 she still gets work as a model, thanks to not being knocked up like her clone sister Candice Swanepoel….as we all know there is no way this billion dollar corporation isn’t building women in a lab somewhere…ones that don’t complain or get their periods.

STEPFORD WIFE the PROMO MODEL EDITION..

Here are her VS shots for Valentines Day – If this is her, I cant tell.

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We’ve already spent the last week watching her and her boyfriend Tom on their spiritual rich person journey to Costa Rica..where they both humped in a photo on the beach, and she showed off her rocking fucking skinny girl body….I am a fan.

Well now the Victoria’s Secret model, who I always thought was only a Victoria’s Secret model because she was a nude model and managed to scam her way in thanks to being hot as fuck, willing to get naked, a disciplined Swedish athlete….but who I guess had been working for VS for a long time, and we only noticed her at 27 when Candice Swanepoel got pregnant that the brand gave this one more visibility…

She’s now in Vogue Taiwan…who I guess have their own issue of Vogue and based on all Asian experiences I have had, it’s probably bootleg, not actually Vogue…but just borrows the name because there are no laws in Asia…when it comes to copyright.

She looks good, it’s just nice seeing a hot skinny chick get famous and get paid for being a hot skinny chick…especially in the current climate of the world that is so unfair to hot skinny chicks…giving the work to fat whining chicks…because it’s only fair in this SOCIAL JUSTICE run everything needs to be fair even though clearly some people – like ELSA are far hotter than others and deserve to be celebrated based on that alone…

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The weirdest Elsa Hosk fact you’ll find on her wikipedia is:

Though the media often notes her striking physical resemblance and nominal correlation to Queen Elsa from Disney’s 2013 film Frozen, she has denied the character was made in her image.

Which makes sense considering she was a virtual nobody in 2013…I mean, I guess she was a Victoria’s Secret girl, or just starting out as one, since Victoria’s Secret is really all she’s done, except apparently a few GUESS? Campaigns…

The second weirdest fact you’ll find on her wikipedia is that she was a professional basketball player in Sweden, before deciding to be a model…which I guess is the natural thing a fit and tall girl would do…

I just assumed she was a nude model, doing nude shoots, which has always been my angle on her, nude model turned VS model thanks to photogs she shot nude with, to encourage women to shoot naked pics, to one day be VS models too but I think she’s actually like a Candice Swanepoel, only existent because of Victoria’s Secret…they have a way of recruiting the pussy like masterful pimps…

I like her fit as fuck, skinny as fuck body….it’s good while in Costa Rica being a hippie surfer…and I like the skinny as fuck half naked as fuck body and I’d like to thank Victoria’s Secret for keeping up this unrealistic ideal of women, in an era where the fat and the weak whiners are trying to ruin that dream.

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Elsa Hosk is some Victoria’s Secret model who is ridiculously hot – even though she’s pushing 30…

Her claim to fame is being one of the oldest bitches to ever be signed to Victoria’s Secret, back when Candice was pregnant and they needed a stand in…

Her other claim to fame is that pre – Victoria’s Secret she was doing nude photoshoots for free – in what I guess would be a rags to riches story, like seeing a stripper make it in the mainstream, or a porn chick win an oscar, or a nude instagram model become a rich and actual model thanks to the internet and social media…

She’s been posting lots of bikini clickbait over the holidays in Costa Rica, because why the fuck not, she’s looking her best and now has an audience to get naked for on her own terms….anytime she wants cuz she’s officially made it.

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Elsa Hosk is some Candice Swanepoel replacement, for when Candice was off making babies, becuase she is the same age as Candice and because all these girls were created in some lab, and this one was based on Candice DNA or some shit…

Before winning the Victoria’s Secret lottery, she was nude modelling for low level shoots, and I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, get naked, people may notice, and give you high profile work, assuming she wasn’t created in the lab like I think she was…

This is her trying on some shit.

She was in some lingerie for the VS SHow..

SHE WAS WORKING OUT:

SHE WAS IN TIGHT PANTS – WITH CAMELTOE

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Elsa Hosk is a Victoria’s Secret contract girl, the new Candice, since Candice is old and boring, despite still being hot…only she’s as old as Candice so I don’t really know how she worked her way into this, but I do know she used to be a low level nude model, who broke through the noise and became a VS girl, getting paid, later in her career, giving all the slutty girls on IG hope that they will be found before turning 30 too…

She posted these boring topless pics and she looks good, fit, half naked…good times…until you realize she’s an entitled ego who uses her VS contract as a justification for her cunty behavior…they all do and girls like Elsa Hosk should because they hot.

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Elsa Hosk was the titty model turned Victoria’s Secret model thanks to titty modeling for the right photographer a pervert who the brand hired to update their repetitive and dull outdated look – of interchangeable promo models in the same fucking poses – you know give it some edge, some attitude, to compete with the selfies people are taking of themselves on social media…scammin’ but not as hard as the mall brand itself..

So she became a legit model at 27, thanks to VS needing a Candice Swanepoel stand in as she made babies…
but Candice is back…so where does that leave old Elsa…do they put her out to pasture, does she celebrate having money for her half nakedness for once…does that stamp of approval of the mall brand get her a rich HUSBAND…stay tuned to find out…in the mean time she’s got her rocking body at fashion week in a not so slutty dress….GOOD TIMES…so fashionable…

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