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2018

03

Jan

Elsa Hosk Skinny in a Bikini of the Day

Elsa Hosk in a bikini stretching her legs open

The weirdest Elsa Hosk fact you’ll find on her wikipedia is:


Though the media often notes her striking physical resemblance and nominal correlation to Queen Elsa from Disney’s 2013 film Frozen, she has denied the character was made in her image.

Which makes sense considering she was a virtual nobody in 2013…I mean, I guess she was a Victoria’s Secret girl, or just starting out as one, since Victoria’s Secret is really all she’s done, except apparently a few GUESS? Campaigns…

The second weirdest fact you’ll find on her wikipedia is that she was a professional basketball player in Sweden, before deciding to be a model…which I guess is the natural thing a fit and tall girl would do…

I just assumed she was a nude model, doing nude shoots, which has always been my angle on her, nude model turned VS model thanks to photogs she shot nude with, to encourage women to shoot naked pics, to one day be VS models too but I think she’s actually like a Candice Swanepoel, only existent because of Victoria’s Secret…they have a way of recruiting the pussy like masterful pimps…

I like her fit as fuck, skinny as fuck body….it’s good while in Costa Rica being a hippie surfer…and I like the skinny as fuck half naked as fuck body and I’d like to thank Victoria’s Secret for keeping up this unrealistic ideal of women, in an era where the fat and the weak whiners are trying to ruin that dream.

Elsa Hosk with her arms up in white and black checkered bikini

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